Eric M. Murphy
@ericmmurphy.bsky.social
Birds, Math, Literature, & Airpower. BoD Member @Strategy_Bridge, #Strategy, #Development, #NationalSecurity, #MilitaryAffairs. Repost is not endorsement. Nothing interesting to say.
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Eric M. Murphy
@ericmmurphy.bsky.social
· Aug 19
I’m led back to this: “Of all sins, the greatest is certainty.”
And, for the record and to head off the inevitable cleverness from the peanut gallery, of this and other things I am not certain.
And, for the record and to head off the inevitable cleverness from the peanut gallery, of this and other things I am not certain.
A solid 10 Nov deep cut.
I have eaten
the sailors
that were in
the ore ship
and which
you were probably
saving
for Lake Huron
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold
the sailors
that were in
the ore ship
and which
you were probably
saving
for Lake Huron
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
A solid 10 Nov deep cut.
Welcome to the DoD, where we SYSTEMATICALLY underinvest in IT (in ways that would get a real CIO in the real world fired).
These chipmunks pushed a mandatory update, and I’m now LITERALLY mission fail, when I’m the shutdown single point of failure for a fuck load, with no tech support.
FUUUUUUCK!
These chipmunks pushed a mandatory update, and I’m now LITERALLY mission fail, when I’m the shutdown single point of failure for a fuck load, with no tech support.
FUUUUUUCK!
a man in a suit and tie points at the camera with the words where 's my gun
ALT: a man in a suit and tie points at the camera with the words where 's my gun
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Welcome to the DoD, where we SYSTEMATICALLY underinvest in IT (in ways that would get a real CIO in the real world fired).
These chipmunks pushed a mandatory update, and I’m now LITERALLY mission fail, when I’m the shutdown single point of failure for a fuck load, with no tech support.
FUUUUUUCK!
These chipmunks pushed a mandatory update, and I’m now LITERALLY mission fail, when I’m the shutdown single point of failure for a fuck load, with no tech support.
FUUUUUUCK!
Right now, I want just one thing in life. I want use of the phrase “laser focused” to be made a felony.
a bald man is sitting at a desk giving a peace sign and the word laser is behind him .
ALT: a bald man is sitting at a desk giving a peace sign and the word laser is behind him .
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Right now, I want just one thing in life. I want use of the phrase “laser focused” to be made a felony.
“Can you be a true bird-watcher if your main source of joy is not, you know, the birds?…The audience of Listers is made to understand the tragedy of many of these men and women who look and act like birders but whose primary love is no longer the birds themselves…”
Part of why I don’t keep a list.
Part of why I don’t keep a list.
The Unexpected Profundity of a Movie About Bird-Watching
Listers understands how technology can corrupt our leisure activities.
www.theatlantic.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
“Can you be a true bird-watcher if your main source of joy is not, you know, the birds?…The audience of Listers is made to understand the tragedy of many of these men and women who look and act like birders but whose primary love is no longer the birds themselves…”
Part of why I don’t keep a list.
Part of why I don’t keep a list.
Sunday night is for football and “Carcassonne of the South Seas.”
November 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Sunday night is for football and “Carcassonne of the South Seas.”
I only watched 4 of the 5 @mls.bsky.social playoff games today, but in those the @proreferees.bsky.social representatives were universally not up to the challenge.
THEY. ARE. NOT. GOOD. ENOUGH.
Their incompetence and inconsistency leads to problems they’re not competent to manage.
THEY. ARE. NOT. GOOD. ENOUGH.
Their incompetence and inconsistency leads to problems they’re not competent to manage.
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I only watched 4 of the 5 @mls.bsky.social playoff games today, but in those the @proreferees.bsky.social representatives were universally not up to the challenge.
THEY. ARE. NOT. GOOD. ENOUGH.
Their incompetence and inconsistency leads to problems they’re not competent to manage.
THEY. ARE. NOT. GOOD. ENOUGH.
Their incompetence and inconsistency leads to problems they’re not competent to manage.
Fun. It can’t be worse than this.
a picture of a woman with the words " you 're off too ... the pit of despair ! "
ALT: a picture of a woman with the words " you 're off too ... the pit of despair ! "
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Fun. It can’t be worse than this.
What do you do when you leave work at 2130 (after 14 hrs), can’t go home, have to “camp out” for work tomorrow (so you can do it again), and your brain is fried?
Tonight, I watch old episodes of @wilwheaton.net’s TableTop.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=DpsQ...
Tonight, I watch old episodes of @wilwheaton.net’s TableTop.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=DpsQ...
Alhambra: Dodger Leigh, Ashley Johnson, and Shane Nickerson join Wil on TableTop, episode 17
YouTube video by Geek & Sundry
m.youtube.com
October 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
What do you do when you leave work at 2130 (after 14 hrs), can’t go home, have to “camp out” for work tomorrow (so you can do it again), and your brain is fried?
Tonight, I watch old episodes of @wilwheaton.net’s TableTop.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=DpsQ...
Tonight, I watch old episodes of @wilwheaton.net’s TableTop.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=DpsQ...
I love @99pi.org’s podcast and @romanmars.bsky.social, and I’m glad they’re telling this story, but it reminds me of Stephen Bloom’s “Postville.”
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/9...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/9...
October 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I love @99pi.org’s podcast and @romanmars.bsky.social, and I’m glad they’re telling this story, but it reminds me of Stephen Bloom’s “Postville.”
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/9...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/9...
The thing I struggle with, the thing with which I’ve struggled my entire life, is whether I matter.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPGB...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPGB...
Believe - Ted Lasso | Powerful Motivational Speech
YouTube video by Zen 禅
m.youtube.com
October 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
The thing I struggle with, the thing with which I’ve struggled my entire life, is whether I matter.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPGB...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPGB...
I haven’t done the math to know if this is definitionally hyperinflation…but it isn’t good.
Charts show Argentine peso to US dollar exchange rate.
Fiscal and monetary policy so janky it outruns the 2025 US dollar this way is an epic self-own.
Charts show Argentine peso to US dollar exchange rate.
Fiscal and monetary policy so janky it outruns the 2025 US dollar this way is an epic self-own.
October 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I haven’t done the math to know if this is definitionally hyperinflation…but it isn’t good.
Charts show Argentine peso to US dollar exchange rate.
Fiscal and monetary policy so janky it outruns the 2025 US dollar this way is an epic self-own.
Charts show Argentine peso to US dollar exchange rate.
Fiscal and monetary policy so janky it outruns the 2025 US dollar this way is an epic self-own.
Ok…I’m stealing this thread and sharing (with attribution) with every student and advisor where I teach.
How to write a thesis statement in just 7 easy steps?
The SECRET to a strong dissertation.
Don't announce instead of argue.
Don't observe instead of claim.
Don't ramble instead of focus.
A thesis statement is the central claim of an article.
The SECRET to a strong dissertation.
Don't announce instead of argue.
Don't observe instead of claim.
Don't ramble instead of focus.
A thesis statement is the central claim of an article.
October 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Ok…I’m stealing this thread and sharing (with attribution) with every student and advisor where I teach.
Look at these clowns, celebrating past glory. Since @dcunitedofficial.bsky.social let Olsen go in 2020, here are some other numbers:
5x seasons
4x head coaches
4x GMs
2x wooden spoons
0x playoff appearances
~120 DIFFERENT players
The GM, head coach, and players are not the problem. #SellTheTeam
5x seasons
4x head coaches
4x GMs
2x wooden spoons
0x playoff appearances
~120 DIFFERENT players
The GM, head coach, and players are not the problem. #SellTheTeam
October 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Look at these clowns, celebrating past glory. Since @dcunitedofficial.bsky.social let Olsen go in 2020, here are some other numbers:
5x seasons
4x head coaches
4x GMs
2x wooden spoons
0x playoff appearances
~120 DIFFERENT players
The GM, head coach, and players are not the problem. #SellTheTeam
5x seasons
4x head coaches
4x GMs
2x wooden spoons
0x playoff appearances
~120 DIFFERENT players
The GM, head coach, and players are not the problem. #SellTheTeam
Looking forward to cracking open this new arrival from @iantb.bsky.social.
October 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Looking forward to cracking open this new arrival from @iantb.bsky.social.
“What Would I Do Without This World Faceless Incurious”
Samuel Beckett
www.best-poems.net/samuel_becke...
Samuel Beckett
www.best-poems.net/samuel_becke...
October 15, 2025 at 10:34 AM
“What Would I Do Without This World Faceless Incurious”
Samuel Beckett
www.best-poems.net/samuel_becke...
Samuel Beckett
www.best-poems.net/samuel_becke...
A thought for journalists (looking at you, @nytimes.com):
If one source says it’s raining, & another source says it isn’t, you don’t report both uncritically. YOU GO THE HELL OUTSIDE & report how the assertions correspond to the evidence.
You’re reporters for fuck sake, not stenographers!
If one source says it’s raining, & another source says it isn’t, you don’t report both uncritically. YOU GO THE HELL OUTSIDE & report how the assertions correspond to the evidence.
You’re reporters for fuck sake, not stenographers!
a man with an umbrella is walking through a puddle
ALT: a man with an umbrella is walking through a puddle
media.tenor.com
October 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
A thought for journalists (looking at you, @nytimes.com):
If one source says it’s raining, & another source says it isn’t, you don’t report both uncritically. YOU GO THE HELL OUTSIDE & report how the assertions correspond to the evidence.
You’re reporters for fuck sake, not stenographers!
If one source says it’s raining, & another source says it isn’t, you don’t report both uncritically. YOU GO THE HELL OUTSIDE & report how the assertions correspond to the evidence.
You’re reporters for fuck sake, not stenographers!
It’s a matter of information. If the rule is to always include the serial comma, its absence conveys information. We get more clarity. God knows we could use a little clarity.
October 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
It’s a matter of information. If the rule is to always include the serial comma, its absence conveys information. We get more clarity. God knows we could use a little clarity.
“They are the most curious creature of all. Hyper-focused. Single-minded. Intense. Devoted. Often single. They speak in reverent tones and hushed whispers and can walk with preternatural silence across a bed of leaves…”
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Here’s to the birdwatchers! Optimistic, slightly eccentric custodians of wonder and joy and passion and love
At its heart, birdwatching is an act of quiet rebellion, says Natalie Kyriacou. It is the gentle act of noticing – the willingness to see the world around you
www.theguardian.com
October 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
“They are the most curious creature of all. Hyper-focused. Single-minded. Intense. Devoted. Often single. They speak in reverent tones and hushed whispers and can walk with preternatural silence across a bed of leaves…”
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
I’m a birder. I came to this thing, not quite an obsession (except when it is), relatively late in life.
There are classic works that capture and communicate what this is. Now, I have a new one.
This is good. So. Fucking. Good.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=zl-w...
There are classic works that capture and communicate what this is. Now, I have a new one.
This is good. So. Fucking. Good.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=zl-w...
LISTERS: A Glimpse Into Extreme Birdwatching
YouTube video by owen reiser
m.youtube.com
October 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I’m a birder. I came to this thing, not quite an obsession (except when it is), relatively late in life.
There are classic works that capture and communicate what this is. Now, I have a new one.
This is good. So. Fucking. Good.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=zl-w...
There are classic works that capture and communicate what this is. Now, I have a new one.
This is good. So. Fucking. Good.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=zl-w...
I would normally suggest that the @chargers.bsky.social are dead to me, but we don’t celebrate the misfortunes of the dead.
When I was young, I hoped for the Raiders and Cowboys to lose, and I prayed for a Chargers win.
Today, I hope for and celebrate anything ill that befalls the Chargers.
When I was young, I hoped for the Raiders and Cowboys to lose, and I prayed for a Chargers win.
Today, I hope for and celebrate anything ill that befalls the Chargers.
October 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I would normally suggest that the @chargers.bsky.social are dead to me, but we don’t celebrate the misfortunes of the dead.
When I was young, I hoped for the Raiders and Cowboys to lose, and I prayed for a Chargers win.
Today, I hope for and celebrate anything ill that befalls the Chargers.
When I was young, I hoped for the Raiders and Cowboys to lose, and I prayed for a Chargers win.
Today, I hope for and celebrate anything ill that befalls the Chargers.
Walking home from the office tonight & carrying a wire hanger. (Don’t ask.). This hanger is from a German dry cleaner, I’ve had it (& its compatriot) for YEARS, & it’s an example of Germans doing the simple things SO WELL. Strange that a HANGER tells you everything you need to know.
a woman is screaming with the words " no wire hangers ever " behind her
ALT: a woman is screaming with the words " no wire hangers ever " behind her
media.tenor.com
October 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Walking home from the office tonight & carrying a wire hanger. (Don’t ask.). This hanger is from a German dry cleaner, I’ve had it (& its compatriot) for YEARS, & it’s an example of Germans doing the simple things SO WELL. Strange that a HANGER tells you everything you need to know.
It may seem a trivial thing, but I have a life hack for happiness.
If you can, try the best salsa in the history of salsa. (Is it the best? YES! I’m not taking questions.) Is it available only in the Albuquerque area? Unfortunately, yes.
The “hot” is my fave, but a dare. The medium is perfect.
If you can, try the best salsa in the history of salsa. (Is it the best? YES! I’m not taking questions.) Is it available only in the Albuquerque area? Unfortunately, yes.
The “hot” is my fave, but a dare. The medium is perfect.
October 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
It may seem a trivial thing, but I have a life hack for happiness.
If you can, try the best salsa in the history of salsa. (Is it the best? YES! I’m not taking questions.) Is it available only in the Albuquerque area? Unfortunately, yes.
The “hot” is my fave, but a dare. The medium is perfect.
If you can, try the best salsa in the history of salsa. (Is it the best? YES! I’m not taking questions.) Is it available only in the Albuquerque area? Unfortunately, yes.
The “hot” is my fave, but a dare. The medium is perfect.
The robot umpire can’t come fast enough. The jackass at the plate owes the @padres.com a written apology and public penitence.
October 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The robot umpire can’t come fast enough. The jackass at the plate owes the @padres.com a written apology and public penitence.