Erich Owens
erichowens.bsky.social
Erich Owens
@erichowens.bsky.social
Gay stuff, math, shitposting, dogs, wholesome memes. 37 year old domestic type in Portland OR, work on AI/VR at Meta
These goofballs
August 1, 2023 at 5:28 PM
Man wasn’t made to work July 3rd… I thought I’d do some work, catch up on planning, and instead have been lifting for three hours. Taking the rest of the day off to go kayaking.
July 3, 2023 at 6:51 PM
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my final tweet vs my first blue sky post
July 3, 2023 at 4:27 PM
Vacuuming and shampooing my 70s Shag Rug is my own personal Dr Pimple Popper
July 3, 2023 at 5:42 PM
Crying and throwing up. My naive set theory won’t tell me a thing about the barber who shaves everyone in town but doesn’t shave himself.
July 2, 2023 at 7:14 PM
Doing fat lines of Twitter first thing in the morning so I hit my limit and am free for the day
July 2, 2023 at 5:47 PM
Hate seeing how the sound of fireworks freaks out my dog
July 2, 2023 at 8:04 AM
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i'm not sure if this has already been posted but oomf sent me this as to why twitter is fucked up and all i can say is Lmfao
July 2, 2023 at 5:57 AM
Hey hey
July 2, 2023 at 3:17 AM
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Doctor says “solution is simple. Go to jerk store, buy one of me.” Man bursts into tears. “But doctor,” he says, “the jerk store called and they’re out of you.”
May 29, 2023 at 11:54 PM
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reposting the Animorphs books link (author-approved) so you, too, can be traumatized and meme through the horrors of war with us

https://www.reddit.com/r/Animorphs/comments/3litxl/reformatted_ebook_editions_download_links?sort=confidence
Reddit - Dive into anything
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May 16, 2023 at 7:02 PM
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me: *pulls into gas station*

google maps: and just what in the fuck do u think ur doing
May 3, 2023 at 3:53 PM
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I think Scholastic is afraid to let anyone get the rights to do a good Animorphs adaptation because if they do, all our parents will find out that Scholastic gave us all antifa ecoterrorist manifestos in the 90's
May 17, 2023 at 1:24 AM
Wow, like everything can be a coke spoon these days
May 17, 2023 at 1:23 AM
Great weekend at the Oregon coast
May 17, 2023 at 1:22 AM
Meeting the new golden in the neighborhood
May 17, 2023 at 1:21 AM
Eyyy im a big boy
May 17, 2023 at 1:20 AM
Okay so just like in breath of the wild I think I missed that there were clothes in the first rooms
May 12, 2023 at 5:16 AM
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Some good news: for a few years now I’ve been working to get the FDA to drop a discriminatory ban against gay & bisexual men from donating blood. 🩸

Today we won! 🥳
FDA just announced new blood donation guidelines & dropped the ban!

Shout out Reps. Schiff, Pappas, & B Lee who we worked w/ on this
FDA relaxes blood donation guidelines for men who have sex with men
The new approach does away with a requirement that men who have sex with men abstain from sex for three months to prior to giving blood.
www.pbs.org
May 12, 2023 at 3:48 AM
Yooooooo, new Zelda out
May 12, 2023 at 4:20 AM