Eric Hassan
@erichassan.bsky.social
bator/cockstar/polymath/poppers godfather - forearms bone me up, watermelon bums me out - see my naked movies at http://thedudenextdoor.com (he/him)
I just saw an advertisement for a vehicle that touted it had been tested up to 122°F and if that isn’t a clear statement about how big corporations are responding to climate change, I don’t know what is.
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I just saw an advertisement for a vehicle that touted it had been tested up to 122°F and if that isn’t a clear statement about how big corporations are responding to climate change, I don’t know what is.
happy (two for) tuesday! find happy little coincidences everywhere! #bator #ppbh #theDudeNextDoor
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November 18, 2025 at 1:29 PM
happy (two for) tuesday! find happy little coincidences everywhere! #bator #ppbh #theDudeNextDoor
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I’m ready to work so fucking hard
November 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I’m ready to work so fucking hard
happy monday! as elvis costello would sing - welcome to the working week, i know it don't thrill you, i hope it don't kill you!
if you don't have enough work, though, i've got a job for you! #bator #TightyWhitey #theDudeNextDoor
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if you don't have enough work, though, i've got a job for you! #bator #TightyWhitey #theDudeNextDoor
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November 17, 2025 at 1:07 PM
happy monday! as elvis costello would sing - welcome to the working week, i know it don't thrill you, i hope it don't kill you!
if you don't have enough work, though, i've got a job for you! #bator #TightyWhitey #theDudeNextDoor
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if you don't have enough work, though, i've got a job for you! #bator #TightyWhitey #theDudeNextDoor
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one of my favorite bators. love the verbal.
November 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
one of my favorite bators. love the verbal.
happy saturday! let me find your happy place and let's forget things for a bit . . . #ppbh #theDudeNextDoor
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November 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
happy saturday! let me find your happy place and let's forget things for a bit . . . #ppbh #theDudeNextDoor
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I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
happy friday! there's no time like the present - the time is now! #ppbh #theDudeNextDoor
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November 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
happy friday! there's no time like the present - the time is now! #ppbh #theDudeNextDoor
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November 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
“vote blue no matter who” is a losing message - it gave us our current moment, and with those “blue no matter who” folks in office, dems have now lost 2026
it clearly matters who, because the people who are serving as dems now are not good - not good people, and not good for the american people
it clearly matters who, because the people who are serving as dems now are not good - not good people, and not good for the american people
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
“vote blue no matter who” is a losing message - it gave us our current moment, and with those “blue no matter who” folks in office, dems have now lost 2026
it clearly matters who, because the people who are serving as dems now are not good - not good people, and not good for the american people
it clearly matters who, because the people who are serving as dems now are not good - not good people, and not good for the american people
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In a world that constantly tells gay men to look perfect, it’s easy to forget that perfection doesn’t exist. What’s real is joy, laughter, self-acceptance, and connection. Your body isn’t a project — it’s home. Celebrate it today, exactly as it is 💚
November 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
In a world that constantly tells gay men to look perfect, it’s easy to forget that perfection doesn’t exist. What’s real is joy, laughter, self-acceptance, and connection. Your body isn’t a project — it’s home. Celebrate it today, exactly as it is 💚
anyone else getting error messages when trying to upload a file? i keep getting "the server can't handle uploads" and that means you don't to see my dick, and that's sad
November 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
anyone else getting error messages when trying to upload a file? i keep getting "the server can't handle uploads" and that means you don't to see my dick, and that's sad
this! there’s no shame or indication of moral failing if you’re hungry, and people don’t just “pull themselves up” without help sometimes
While there are 42M on SNAP that we know of, but I believe the number of food insecure is much higher. Those who qualify, but are afraid of being stigmatized for using the help their tax dollars paid into. For decades, the GOP has pushed, that to be a ‘good American’ you have to suffer…YOU DON’T!!!
November 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
this! there’s no shame or indication of moral failing if you’re hungry, and people don’t just “pull themselves up” without help sometimes
the view out my kitchen window right now!
November 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
the view out my kitchen window right now!
it’s long past time for impeachment and removal
November 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
it’s long past time for impeachment and removal
November 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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@erichassan.bsky.social, like all of us, knows that a good, hot, ample cumshot is the coveted dessert, but that doesn't mean the precum isn't a great appetizer.😈
YUMMY PRECUMMY, available now on the #poppers & #fetish website thedudenextdoor.com
#BigCock #Edging #Masturbation #Precum #Cumshot
YUMMY PRECUMMY, available now on the #poppers & #fetish website thedudenextdoor.com
#BigCock #Edging #Masturbation #Precum #Cumshot
November 2, 2025 at 10:07 AM
@erichassan.bsky.social, like all of us, knows that a good, hot, ample cumshot is the coveted dessert, but that doesn't mean the precum isn't a great appetizer.😈
YUMMY PRECUMMY, available now on the #poppers & #fetish website thedudenextdoor.com
#BigCock #Edging #Masturbation #Precum #Cumshot
YUMMY PRECUMMY, available now on the #poppers & #fetish website thedudenextdoor.com
#BigCock #Edging #Masturbation #Precum #Cumshot
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Never Stop Nutting November
November 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Never Stop Nutting November
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DO IT
October 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
DO IT
growing up, my mom worked 3 jobs and still had to skip meals or hold off on paying the electric bill until we got a shutoff notice
i hate living with that experience and i don’t want it for anyone else
i don’t care what it costs - money is fucking made up anyway - EVERYONE deserves to eat
i hate living with that experience and i don’t want it for anyone else
i don’t care what it costs - money is fucking made up anyway - EVERYONE deserves to eat
October 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
growing up, my mom worked 3 jobs and still had to skip meals or hold off on paying the electric bill until we got a shutoff notice
i hate living with that experience and i don’t want it for anyone else
i don’t care what it costs - money is fucking made up anyway - EVERYONE deserves to eat
i hate living with that experience and i don’t want it for anyone else
i don’t care what it costs - money is fucking made up anyway - EVERYONE deserves to eat
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Fuck...id ride that for hours
October 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Fuck...id ride that for hours
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I'm going to start a new political party. It's called Shut The Fuck Up and Feed People.
"But what if they're on drugs?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"Or not really THAT poor?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"What if they have a phone and nice nails?"
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED PEOPLE
"But what if they're on drugs?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"Or not really THAT poor?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"What if they have a phone and nice nails?"
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED PEOPLE
October 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I'm going to start a new political party. It's called Shut The Fuck Up and Feed People.
"But what if they're on drugs?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"Or not really THAT poor?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"What if they have a phone and nice nails?"
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED PEOPLE
"But what if they're on drugs?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"Or not really THAT poor?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"What if they have a phone and nice nails?"
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED PEOPLE
October 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
October 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM