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Eric Hassan
@erichassan.bsky.social
bator/cockstar/polymath/poppers godfather - forearms bone me up, watermelon bums me out - see my naked movies at http://thedudenextdoor.com (he/him)
i’m confused about why people keep misspelling “concentration camp”
February 9, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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For Relaxing Times, Make It Penis Time ™️
January 18, 2026 at 3:35 AM
does anyone know whose forearms this is?
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February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
what a fun thing to do! i had blueprint, negative blueprint, baron, negative perkeo, hanging chad, photograph, negative mime, negative clever joker, cavendish, chicot and troubadour and played high card polychrome steel red seal kings (177 of them broke the game) #balatro
February 7, 2026 at 5:38 AM
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POV: the coworker you’ve been flirting with followed you into the work bathroom
January 30, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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The state of american politics is that one major party wants to kill you while the other simply wants you to die
January 29, 2026 at 10:13 PM
in case you’re bored and looking to be disruptive

www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/26184...
Simple Sabotage Field Manual by United States. Office of Strategic Services
Free kindle book and epub digitized and proofread by volunteers.
www.gutenberg.org
January 29, 2026 at 1:20 PM
so. fucking. hot.
January 29, 2026 at 1:11 PM
i get how you can look at what’s happening and say “our rights are gone” but they are NOT gone

our rights are threatened and violated by the government - that does not mean they are gone, it means the government is violating them

do not buy the narrative “our rights are gone” - that’s giving up
January 26, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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@knoxhardyxxx.bsky.social and @erichassan.bsky.social you guys and your beautiful, sexy content is where I go to escape all of the horrid things happening. You're giving more than just jerk off material, you're giving inspiration and permission for others to feel good when it's almost impossible.
January 26, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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just wanted to share this; it really makes my heart warm to hear. I love making horny content for my bate bros & babes, and knowing it can help lift people out of dark times is even more uplifting. this world can be a beautiful one if we choose to help one another see that 🫶
@knoxhardyxxx.bsky.social and @erichassan.bsky.social you guys and your beautiful, sexy content is where I go to escape all of the horrid things happening. You're giving more than just jerk off material, you're giving inspiration and permission for others to feel good when it's almost impossible.
January 26, 2026 at 8:59 PM
my uncles are both great cooks and i’m looking forward to showing them the kibbeh i’m making today!
January 21, 2026 at 2:31 PM
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If elected officials aren’t going to do anything to stop fascism, what’s the point in having elected officials?
January 20, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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So tired of having to bully and drag congressional Democrats into doing the right thing. None of them do it enthusiastically. Very few are leaders. Most are corrupt and happy with the current system that made them senators and representatives in the first place. It's exhausting.
January 21, 2026 at 3:26 AM
it’s snowing!
January 17, 2026 at 4:56 PM
i’ll be joining in solidarity from nyc - will you also take part?
I keep seeing it without a source link, so here it is:

January 16, 2026

MINNEAPOLIS LABOR UNION DELEGATION AND LOCAL REGIONAL LABOR BODIES ENDORSE JANUARY 23: DAY OF TRUTH AND FREEDOM
NO WORK, SCHOOL, OR SHOPPING

minneapolisunions.org/system/files...
January 17, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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the US is a fascist state but I’m still gonna keep posting my fat cock and full balls. much horny love and courage to all of you 🫶 #fcf
January 16, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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Cannot stress enough that you can just do stuff. You don't need permission. You can just do stuff because it needs to be done by someone.
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 PM
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The president has gone to war with his own citizens to punish them for the crime of not voting for him. He’s a scumbag dictator and he deserves all the appropriate remedies.
January 15, 2026 at 6:02 AM
happy thursday! let's topple things over! #bator #theDudeNextDoor

thedudenextdoor.com
January 15, 2026 at 1:08 PM
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Governance by social media?
How have we fallen so far so fast?
This demented man puts out a drug addled post and people in his cabinet act as if it's a law.
Congress creates the laws, SCOTUS interprets the laws, and the Executive enforces the laws.
That is what the US does, not this bullshit.
January 15, 2026 at 10:56 AM
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I mean, @erichassan.bsky.social is the king of popperbate!
January 15, 2026 at 4:38 AM
happy tuesday! open your mouth! if i like you, i'll feed you a hot load - if you're icy, i'll choke you the fuck out! #bator #theDudeNextDoor

thedudenextdoor.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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A reminder from Huffington Post that DHS and ICE have opened fire on unarmed civilians 16 times since Trump took office, killing 4 people. In every case, DHS claims that the victims "assaulted officers" and/or tried to ram them with cars. In every case, evidence proves they are lying. Every time.
A Disturbing Pattern Has Emerged In Trump's Second Term — And It's Playing Out With Renee Good
“How else do you justify shooting a stay-at-home mom with stuffed animals in her car?” the attorney for one woman who survived a federal agent’s gunfire told HuffPost.
www.huffpost.com
January 11, 2026 at 8:56 AM