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Eric Hassan
@erichassan.bsky.social
bator/cockstar/polymath/poppers godfather - forearms bone me up, watermelon bums me out - see my naked movies at http://thedudenextdoor.com (he/him)
i'm a dirty (step) uncle - happy thursday!! #bator #theDudeNextDoor

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November 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
happy tuesday! i've got a lot of sperm for you! #bator #theDudeNextDoor

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November 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
“vote blue no matter who” is a losing message - it gave us our current moment, and with those “blue no matter who” folks in office, dems have now lost 2026

it clearly matters who, because the people who are serving as dems now are not good - not good people, and not good for the american people
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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In a world that constantly tells gay men to look perfect, it’s easy to forget that perfection doesn’t exist. What’s real is joy, laughter, self-acceptance, and connection. Your body isn’t a project — it’s home. Celebrate it today, exactly as it is 💚
November 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
anyone else getting error messages when trying to upload a file? i keep getting "the server can't handle uploads" and that means you don't to see my dick, and that's sad
November 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
this! there’s no shame or indication of moral failing if you’re hungry, and people don’t just “pull themselves up” without help sometimes
While there are 42M on SNAP that we know of, but I believe the number of food insecure is much higher. Those who qualify, but are afraid of being stigmatized for using the help their tax dollars paid into. For decades, the GOP has pushed, that to be a ‘good American’ you have to suffer…YOU DON’T!!!
November 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
the view out my kitchen window right now!
November 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
it’s long past time for impeachment and removal
November 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
happy monday! make sure you do a taste test! #bator #theDudeNextDoor

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November 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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@erichassan.bsky.social, like all of us, knows that a good, hot, ample cumshot is the coveted dessert, but that doesn't mean the precum isn't a great appetizer.😈

YUMMY PRECUMMY, available now on the #poppers & #fetish website thedudenextdoor.com

#BigCock #Edging #Masturbation #Precum #Cumshot
November 2, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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Never Stop Nutting November
November 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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DO IT
happy monday! a little reminder for you :)

#ppbh #theDudeNextDoor
October 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
growing up, my mom worked 3 jobs and still had to skip meals or hold off on paying the electric bill until we got a shutoff notice

i hate living with that experience and i don’t want it for anyone else

i don’t care what it costs - money is fucking made up anyway - EVERYONE deserves to eat
October 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Fuck...id ride that for hours
October 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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I'm going to start a new political party. It's called Shut The Fuck Up and Feed People.

"But what if they're on drugs?"

Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People

"Or not really THAT poor?"

Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People

"What if they have a phone and nice nails?"

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED PEOPLE
October 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
happy tuesday! this is my day! #bator #theDudeNextDoor

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October 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
happy saturday! hope it's a blast! #bator #ppbh #theDudeNextDoor

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October 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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#ThickDickThursday #TDT

No one does it better than @erichassan.bsky.social 🔥🔥🔥
happy thursday! this is what i think about a lot of the time . . . #bator #theDudeNextDoor

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October 23, 2025 at 12:10 PM
happy thursday! this is what i think about a lot of the time . . . #bator #theDudeNextDoor

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October 23, 2025 at 12:05 PM
happy wednesday! a few of my favorite things! what are your favorite things?! #ppbh #bator #theDudeNextDoor

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October 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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One of my best cribbage hands of all time! New challengers accepted.
October 21, 2025 at 1:17 PM
happy tuesday! do it with me :) #bator #theDudeNextDoor

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October 21, 2025 at 11:48 AM
this sub pig is finally letting me show you a little snippet of his dick worship sessions
October 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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NYPD announces that zero arrests were made at the massive No Kings protests today after Republicans spent days claiming the protestors are violent terrorists.
October 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
happy friday! deal with your problems and welcome the weekend the same way . . . with a break, then some poppers! #ppbh #theDudeNextDoor

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October 17, 2025 at 12:37 PM