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▫️E⚔️classically trained burnout▪️
@eremsordes.bsky.social
she/theymab, 30s, poly, hopeless flirt

decalcified consciousness, accidental Buddhist absurdist, feral housewife, vague mystic dork, tactical fuckup, 1-1 k/d,
wannabe cybernetic alchemist, bad at guitar, professional robotripper and modern peasant
The Pope... is kino?
Pope Leo absolutely cooking
November 17, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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Border agent seen in viral arrest of U.S. citizen fatally overdosed, lawyer says

“Everyone just f****** hates me here."

ktla.com/news/local-n...
November 17, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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Growl!
November 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Three blessings to you, Argonian.
November 17, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I remember my grandma crying after 9/11 and saying how shocked she was by how politics changed, got meaner, as a somewhat sheltered but still woke-ish boomer

Now we're at "people have already stopped talking about the president giving the other president a mouth hug"

I used to like satire...
November 17, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Rush's best songs are usually the least replayed
Wheels within wheels in a spiral array, a pattern so grand and complex (bedrotting in multiple dimensions)
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
oof
November 17, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Overconfidence kills. Don't judge an enemy by his gear. The really dangerous ones don't NEED gear to kill you.
November 17, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 12:46 PM
awww shit y'all know what time it is?!

REAPER New Version Notification
November 16, 2025 at 7:45 AM
November 16, 2025 at 7:28 AM
better to sleep with a drunken cannibal than a sober Christian
I’ll try a pagan friend, thought I, since Christian kindness has proved but hollow courtesy.
November 16, 2025 at 7:17 AM
car focused transportation and car culture is evil and killing the planet and all, but goddammit i love racing so much

I want a forgotten 80-90s two door basic box to strip down and turn into a dangerous and highly illegal tribute to group B rally
November 16, 2025 at 5:45 AM
miss me with that shit
November 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
if your dreams ever feel unachievable, just remember...

They let Jamey Jasta host Headbanger's Ball for years even tho literally no one likes his band
November 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Marshsister, welcome.
November 15, 2025 at 8:28 AM
sing my angel of music
I have heard of his death.
November 15, 2025 at 7:04 AM
looking at all the news like...

wow they really do love a good shunting, huh?
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 AM
walk up in the club like
I don't want any part of this. Whatever it is.
November 15, 2025 at 4:13 AM
fuckin Dave
November 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
also battle vests, again

Sometimes I'll keep a snack in mine because it's funny to offer it at an inappropriate moment
For to go as a passenger you must needs have a purse, and a purse is but a rag unless you have something in it.
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
"Come on, you're not that old"

I watched cardinals flirting and pairing off in the yard for several hours yesterday

"Oh. Well, hmm..."
November 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
every fantasy setting should have well developed lizard people

let us lead an Argonian liberation
November 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM