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@eremsordes.bsky.social
she/theymab, 30s, poly, hopeless flirt
decalcified consciousness, accidental Buddhist absurdist, feral housewife, vague mystic dork, tactical fuckup, 1-1 k/d,
wannabe cybernetic alchemist, bad at guitar, professional robotripper and modern peasant
decalcified consciousness, accidental Buddhist absurdist, feral housewife, vague mystic dork, tactical fuckup, 1-1 k/d,
wannabe cybernetic alchemist, bad at guitar, professional robotripper and modern peasant
taking bets now on if Capcom is planning to have Leon die in Requiem
February 10, 2026 at 9:18 AM
taking bets now on if Capcom is planning to have Leon die in Requiem
age verification?
the most expensive cigarettes were under $2 after tax when I was 18, and there were still brands around for under a dollar
there were also shops where you could buy single cigarettes for a quarter
the most expensive cigarettes were under $2 after tax when I was 18, and there were still brands around for under a dollar
there were also shops where you could buy single cigarettes for a quarter
Age verification?
I listened to 8-tracks growing up.
I listened to 8-tracks growing up.
Age verification?
I remember drive-in theaters.
I remember drive-in theaters.
February 10, 2026 at 9:01 AM
age verification?
the most expensive cigarettes were under $2 after tax when I was 18, and there were still brands around for under a dollar
there were also shops where you could buy single cigarettes for a quarter
the most expensive cigarettes were under $2 after tax when I was 18, and there were still brands around for under a dollar
there were also shops where you could buy single cigarettes for a quarter
sending your single digit aged child to the store alone to buy cigarettes for you is still a recent enough normalization that I was that kid many times
I'm not even 40
I'm not even 40
February 9, 2026 at 5:27 PM
sending your single digit aged child to the store alone to buy cigarettes for you is still a recent enough normalization that I was that kid many times
I'm not even 40
I'm not even 40
making burgers for dinner and you are NOT ALLOWED to have one if you watched football today
February 9, 2026 at 12:42 AM
making burgers for dinner and you are NOT ALLOWED to have one if you watched football today
full contact book club
What is the sport of communism
February 8, 2026 at 10:17 PM
full contact book club
ngl I never liked Stairway To Heaven much at all
February 8, 2026 at 10:04 PM
ngl I never liked Stairway To Heaven much at all
this shit gets me every time
ロケランが最強武器だったら・・・
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February 8, 2026 at 1:31 AM
this shit gets me every time
-rpg ballistic gel slomo video-
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validate me
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validate me
February 7, 2026 at 8:47 AM
-rpg ballistic gel slomo video-
give me likes
validate me
give me likes
validate me
Al Jourgensen
Who do you want to guest host a potential revival of The Muppet Show?
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
February 7, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Al Jourgensen
look, i love Canadians, I've known a lot of very cool ones, but like half your country is acting like this just as much as the US does right now
you also live in an imperialist nation built on racism and blood
you also live in an imperialist nation built on racism and blood
February 6, 2026 at 6:21 AM
look, i love Canadians, I've known a lot of very cool ones, but like half your country is acting like this just as much as the US does right now
you also live in an imperialist nation built on racism and blood
you also live in an imperialist nation built on racism and blood
hell no I don't remember the context for this
“The ship! The hearse!—the second hearse!” cried Ahab from the boat; “its wood could only be American!”
February 5, 2026 at 3:48 PM
hell no I don't remember the context for this
wow Hellsing does not hold up
February 5, 2026 at 12:13 PM
wow Hellsing does not hold up
now watch as I immediately turn around and say some shit like I wish I was born exactly 40 years earlier so I would have lived my 20s in the 70s
"if Harris has won this wouldn't be happening"
she didn't
so shut the fuck up
what ifs do nothing but waste effort and weaken real work
move forward or move the fuck outta the way
she didn't
so shut the fuck up
what ifs do nothing but waste effort and weaken real work
move forward or move the fuck outta the way
February 5, 2026 at 10:32 AM
now watch as I immediately turn around and say some shit like I wish I was born exactly 40 years earlier so I would have lived my 20s in the 70s
only speak Nancy Wilson's name with immense respect
Heart crazy on you
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February 5, 2026 at 9:43 AM
only speak Nancy Wilson's name with immense respect
gobbless Ada Wong
for many reasons, not least of which that she's the only character who looks at the environment puzzle design and literally says "who designs this stuff?"
for many reasons, not least of which that she's the only character who looks at the environment puzzle design and literally says "who designs this stuff?"
February 5, 2026 at 4:21 AM
gobbless Ada Wong
for many reasons, not least of which that she's the only character who looks at the environment puzzle design and literally says "who designs this stuff?"
for many reasons, not least of which that she's the only character who looks at the environment puzzle design and literally says "who designs this stuff?"
(ominously)
February 4, 2026 at 11:18 PM
(ominously)
"gen z humor sucks" we say, like there's not a significant portion of us that will start laughing if you say "Jim Carrey Rap God" with no context
February 4, 2026 at 11:00 PM
"gen z humor sucks" we say, like there's not a significant portion of us that will start laughing if you say "Jim Carrey Rap God" with no context
"if Harris has won this wouldn't be happening"
she didn't
so shut the fuck up
what ifs do nothing but waste effort and weaken real work
move forward or move the fuck outta the way
she didn't
so shut the fuck up
what ifs do nothing but waste effort and weaken real work
move forward or move the fuck outta the way
February 4, 2026 at 10:53 PM
"if Harris has won this wouldn't be happening"
she didn't
so shut the fuck up
what ifs do nothing but waste effort and weaken real work
move forward or move the fuck outta the way
she didn't
so shut the fuck up
what ifs do nothing but waste effort and weaken real work
move forward or move the fuck outta the way
Paul Gilbert is maybe my favorite guitarist who makes music i kinda can't stand
February 4, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Paul Gilbert is maybe my favorite guitarist who makes music i kinda can't stand
time for our annual statement that Jodorowsky's Dune would have been fucking awful
February 4, 2026 at 9:45 PM
time for our annual statement that Jodorowsky's Dune would have been fucking awful
so is Abaddon still on hiatus from finishing Kill Six Billion Demons?
no pressure, I just wanna reread it and I'd rather restart it when it has an ending to get to
no pressure, I just wanna reread it and I'd rather restart it when it has an ending to get to
February 4, 2026 at 9:07 PM
so is Abaddon still on hiatus from finishing Kill Six Billion Demons?
no pressure, I just wanna reread it and I'd rather restart it when it has an ending to get to
no pressure, I just wanna reread it and I'd rather restart it when it has an ending to get to
I miss when media and advertising felt like a vaguely threatening fever dream
February 4, 2026 at 4:09 AM
I miss when media and advertising felt like a vaguely threatening fever dream
I hope RE9 goes back to the time tested perfection of the title screen voiceover being the cheesiest scratchy voice you've ever heard
February 4, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I hope RE9 goes back to the time tested perfection of the title screen voiceover being the cheesiest scratchy voice you've ever heard