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she/theymab, 30s, poly, hopeless flirt

decalcified consciousness, accidental Buddhist absurdist, feral housewife, vague mystic dork, tactical fuckup, 1-1 k/d,
wannabe cybernetic alchemist, bad at guitar, professional robotripper and modern peasant
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November 16, 2025 at 12:46 PM
awww shit y'all know what time it is?!

REAPER New Version Notification
November 16, 2025 at 7:45 AM
November 16, 2025 at 7:28 AM
better to sleep with a drunken cannibal than a sober Christian
I’ll try a pagan friend, thought I, since Christian kindness has proved but hollow courtesy.
November 16, 2025 at 7:17 AM
car focused transportation and car culture is evil and killing the planet and all, but goddammit i love racing so much

I want a forgotten 80-90s two door basic box to strip down and turn into a dangerous and highly illegal tribute to group B rally
November 16, 2025 at 5:45 AM
miss me with that shit
November 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
if your dreams ever feel unachievable, just remember...

They let Jamey Jasta host Headbanger's Ball for years even tho literally no one likes his band
November 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Marshsister, welcome.
November 15, 2025 at 8:28 AM
sing my angel of music
I have heard of his death.
November 15, 2025 at 7:04 AM
looking at all the news like...

wow they really do love a good shunting, huh?
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 AM
walk up in the club like
I don't want any part of this. Whatever it is.
November 15, 2025 at 4:13 AM
fuckin Dave
November 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
also battle vests, again

Sometimes I'll keep a snack in mine because it's funny to offer it at an inappropriate moment
For to go as a passenger you must needs have a purse, and a purse is but a rag unless you have something in it.
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
"Come on, you're not that old"

I watched cardinals flirting and pairing off in the yard for several hours yesterday

"Oh. Well, hmm..."
November 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
every fantasy setting should have well developed lizard people

let us lead an Argonian liberation
November 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
flailing against this and my urge to always have something in open C laying around

You just hit anything and it sounds fine
forcing myself back into E standard because I've become complacent with my guitar playing to the point I'm half the guitarist I was like six years ago

I hate fundamentals but fine, I'll admit when I need them again
November 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I say a lot that I've hiked into North Carolina from Tennessee, what i don't say a lot is that it was an accident the first time

(I also say it like a joke but seriously, learn your shit if you're gonna hike that deep, it can get scary quick, I easily could have not found my way back several times)
November 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Sick new Transgressive shirt available!

Get this or our previous two designs at our printify shop!!

transgressive-band-merch.printify.me
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
forcing myself back into E standard because I've become complacent with my guitar playing to the point I'm half the guitarist I was like six years ago

I hate fundamentals but fine, I'll admit when I need them again
November 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Are you really in a discord with real metalheads if the discussion doesn't boil down to "ugh fuckin Dave" at least once a week?
November 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I'm probably gonna end up with my last words being a 1800CONTACTS reference huh
November 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
"I SHALL CORRUPT YOUR SOUL" but I'm making a guitarist who only uses analog gear try out a NeuralDSP suite
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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After working with them on the Four Sorrows split, we were delighted to collaborate with Tijuana blackgaze/post-metal project Ambergaze on a cassette release of Dawn’s Void & The Duskborn.
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM