He's also leaving out that its like half the number of items as last year. The value isn't even there anymore.

Media portrayed Kissinger as a sex symbol in the late 60s, as I learned from one of the more upsetting episodes of Behind the Bastards. Can't decide if this is worse?

nearly a thousand american dollars for a rutger watch?!

My take is that there's a lot of funny stuff in the past 15-20 seasons, but none of it is memorable. It just doesn't have the sticking power of the 90s Simpsons.

Strong move, and just now realizing I do this sometimes when I'm ready for people to leave my house.

no way he could ever come up with something this coherent, especially not after his breakfast whiskey

Why was Bezos using a public restroom like a commoner?

How has she not been fired?! How did she even get hired?!