whenever my cat complains about me not feeding him more than three times a day I have developed a habit of showing him great works of art that depict suffering (The Pieta, The Rape of Lucretia, The Fall of Nineveh) and explain in detail how his own pain greatly exceeds that depicted

I asked my three year old nephew what he'd choose in a trolley problem using his toy train set. In a replication of a viral video he chose to run over the five then take the train back so it could get the other guy on the remaining track.

As someone predisposed to Aristotlean metaphysics I really miss these memes