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I leave the country for one day, and suddenly we're playing Pirates of the Caribbean?

For f*cks sake.
WATCH: U.S. forces seize oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela
December 11, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Just a reminder to members of the US military that stealing stuff that isn't ours can have dangerous consequences.
December 11, 2025 at 6:47 AM
The guy across the aisle just complained that my outfit doesn't comply with "new FAA regulations."

He's going to have a very long flight to Munich.
December 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
We're supposed to just die already & decrease the surplus population.
December 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
If you give an inch, he'll take a mile.
Congressional Republicans have been largely supportive of the Trump administration’s strikes on boats in the Caribbean Sea.

But President Trump’s declaration that the U.S. could soon bomb Venezuelan territory has put GOP lawmakers on edge.
GOP lawmakers wary of Trump escalating beyond boat strikes in Venezuela
President Donald Trump has said Nicolás Maduro’s “days are numbered” as the country’s leader and declined to rule out deploying U.S. troops on the ground there.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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China was the largest export market for American farmers in 2024. They bought 27 metric tons of soybeans last year. They stopped buying in 2025 when Trump started his trade war. These are simple, obvious, basic facts. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Leavitt: "President Trump convinced President Xi to continue purchasing again American soybeans, which is something China wasn't doing under the last administration because they had no respect for President Biden or the country at the time."
December 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Any @democrats.senate.gov who vote for cloture need to GO.
🚨 Of all the "alternative" ACA bills the GOP has scrambled to slap together over the past week or so, it looks like the Senate GOP has decided to go with one of the worst as their alternative to simply extending the f*cking tax credits.

acasignups.net/25/12/08/upd...
December 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I'm having a drink at Dulles, & the lady next to me asks if I want to do some pull-ups & suitcase deadlifts before the flight. 💀💀💀💀💀
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Wow -- Russia reportedly plotted last year to plant bombs on US-bound flights (gift link) giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...
December 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I'm old enough to remember when the candidate vetting & background checks made sure guys like this didn't get hired.
CINCINNATI: “ICE agent arrested on domestic violence charges for for alleged assault, strangulation”

www.wlwt.com/article/ice-...
December 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The Secretary of Transportation has never talked to a single traveler. Because NO ONE wants to sit next to someone who did 50 pull-ups before their flight.
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 9, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The answer is no. Hard pass.
December 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Not a fan of Piers Morgan, but this is precious.
PIERS: “You’re not gay?”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
December 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
December 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Beating up on Grandma is no way to win friends.
“It’s the most toxic political culture.”
“But YOU contributed to that.”

Here’s where Marge lashed out at Lesley Stahl for calling out her hypocrisy instead of owning it - and showed she still has a lot of growing up to do
December 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Every accusation is an admission.
December 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
What a f*cked up mess this guy has created in less than a year.
December 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Is that Matt Araiza bot still out there trying to convince people that his guy isn't a rapist?

Because having sex with a woman who is too drunk to consent is rape. Period.
December 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
She is who we think she is.
December 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Read the first sentence.

America lost the Cold War. And if you didn't vote for Kamala Harris, THIS IS FOREVER ON YOU.
NEWS: Russia praises Trump’s national security strategy as one that aligns with their vision.

Trump orders FBI to compile list of Americans who are “extremists.”

Trump furious as Congressman refuses to flip from Republican to Democrat after pardon. open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
NEWS: Russia Praises Trump’s National Security Strategy While Trump Orders FBI to Compile Nationwide List of Alleged American “Extremists”
Good afternoon, everyone, and Happy Sunday.
open.substack.com
December 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
An NFL game was just decided by one referee's interpretation of three league's complicated definition of a catch. Unreal.
December 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Do either Jim Nance or Tony Romo understand how a power running hand works? They seem genuinely shocked that Derrick Henry gets significantly more running yards in the 4th quarter.
December 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Ten years in, anyone who says that Trump doesn't mean what he says really wants Trump to do exactly what he says.
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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It's weird to me how many people don't understand this.
December 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM