here's today's post: "does elderly golfer even know what planet he’s on?" — Earth calling Donny ... come in, Donny ...
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Sex Fact: The list of recognized genders is Very Fat Raccoon, Meticulously Organized Garden Shed, Hibernating Mouse With Tiny Top Hat, Beautiful (but inedible) Decorated Cake, Millipede With Tiny Boots On Every Leg, Mislabeled Can Of Paint, and Fancy Hotdog In A Big Bag Of Weed.