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Jesse
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my life sounds more glamorous in print 💅🏳️‍🌈
Is it a Gulf of America situation?
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I saw someone who I thought was reputable break down the benefits and said she’d get about $800/mo based on length of service (plus health and all of that). But, also, who knows these days so take what I say with a grain of salt.
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Sounds on brand for Trump
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 AM
This natural preserve I used to go to in St. Pete FL has signs everywhere warning “do not molest the alligators.”

Made me wonder how many people tried to warrant so many dedicated signs.
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Facebook thinks I’m wealthy. I’m talking ads for PJs, Birkin bags, you name it. Marketing departments are wasting money on me.
November 25, 2025 at 5:43 AM
What does congress say about the war Trump is obviously ramping up?
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I just read that this time they’re meeting in the UAE (if my memory serves me correctly). That got me wondering: Ukraine is a thriving democracy so why are all of the third party countries chosen by the Trump admin for negotiations either monarchies or dictatorships?
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Badge of honor!
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Department of War is not the legal name of the department since Congress never changed it. Perhaps they should investigate whoever gave the illegal orders to change the name.
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
They’re still young and 2029 isn’t that far off.
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Why are all of the monarchies and dictatorships being used to negotiate the peace plan for a thriving democracy?
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Turns out that covering for pedophiles ages you prematurely and very rapidly.

BUT…

She won’t get much sun in prison come 2029 which will slow down the aging process again.
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Nice bullying of the courts.
November 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Trump bragged of being a fascist in front of Mamdani.
November 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM