Jesse
@epitomized.bsky.social
proud without being burdened by an overactive ego. moral without being a moralist. my life sounds more glamorous in print 💅🏳️🌈
For an extremely teeny tiny sliver of good news. I mean like a crumb.
January 19, 2026 at 1:10 AM
For an extremely teeny tiny sliver of good news. I mean like a crumb.
I think I have a fever.
I hope I have a fever.
That would mean my body is kicking the squatter out.
I’ve been sick with one thing or another all of 2026 so far.
Tired of it.
I hope I have a fever.
That would mean my body is kicking the squatter out.
I’ve been sick with one thing or another all of 2026 so far.
Tired of it.
January 19, 2026 at 1:05 AM
I think I have a fever.
I hope I have a fever.
That would mean my body is kicking the squatter out.
I’ve been sick with one thing or another all of 2026 so far.
Tired of it.
I hope I have a fever.
That would mean my body is kicking the squatter out.
I’ve been sick with one thing or another all of 2026 so far.
Tired of it.
Europe holds like a quarter our our national debt.
Do we really want warfare when they can respond both on the ground and economically?
Do we really want warfare when they can respond both on the ground and economically?
January 19, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Europe holds like a quarter our our national debt.
Do we really want warfare when they can respond both on the ground and economically?
Do we really want warfare when they can respond both on the ground and economically?
2025 had the weakest job gains since 2003.
January 19, 2026 at 12:00 AM
2025 had the weakest job gains since 2003.
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Pew Research Institute (2023):
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
January 18, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Pew Research Institute (2023):
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
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They should tell Trump the Epstein Files are being stored in Greenland.
He’d never mention the place again.
He’d never mention the place again.
January 18, 2026 at 1:42 PM
They should tell Trump the Epstein Files are being stored in Greenland.
He’d never mention the place again.
He’d never mention the place again.
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Deutsche Bank here with the good stuff.
Game on.
Game on.
January 18, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Deutsche Bank here with the good stuff.
Game on.
Game on.
Sam Altman once said selling ads on ChatGPT would be a “last resort.”
January 18, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Sam Altman once said selling ads on ChatGPT would be a “last resort.”
Now he’s back to threatening Canada.
How far and wide does he think our military can stretch all at once?
How far and wide does he think our military can stretch all at once?
January 18, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Now he’s back to threatening Canada.
How far and wide does he think our military can stretch all at once?
How far and wide does he think our military can stretch all at once?
I did not delete my account, but I deleted the Facebook app so I do not accidentally fall down the rabbit hole.
I was getting tired of being limited for countering the endless hate and misinformation I was constantly seeing.
Sure I used a bunch of choice words, but fight fire with fire, ya know?
I was getting tired of being limited for countering the endless hate and misinformation I was constantly seeing.
Sure I used a bunch of choice words, but fight fire with fire, ya know?
January 18, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I did not delete my account, but I deleted the Facebook app so I do not accidentally fall down the rabbit hole.
I was getting tired of being limited for countering the endless hate and misinformation I was constantly seeing.
Sure I used a bunch of choice words, but fight fire with fire, ya know?
I was getting tired of being limited for countering the endless hate and misinformation I was constantly seeing.
Sure I used a bunch of choice words, but fight fire with fire, ya know?
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The president
-Is occupying a major city with armed paramilitiaries
-Is blackmailing treaty allies to hand over their sovereign territory
-Is trying to set himself up as chairman for life of a UN rival with $1B fees for permanent membership
-Is talking about canceling elections
-Is occupying a major city with armed paramilitiaries
-Is blackmailing treaty allies to hand over their sovereign territory
-Is trying to set himself up as chairman for life of a UN rival with $1B fees for permanent membership
-Is talking about canceling elections
January 18, 2026 at 5:45 PM
The president
-Is occupying a major city with armed paramilitiaries
-Is blackmailing treaty allies to hand over their sovereign territory
-Is trying to set himself up as chairman for life of a UN rival with $1B fees for permanent membership
-Is talking about canceling elections
-Is occupying a major city with armed paramilitiaries
-Is blackmailing treaty allies to hand over their sovereign territory
-Is trying to set himself up as chairman for life of a UN rival with $1B fees for permanent membership
-Is talking about canceling elections
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Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, the Netherlands, Norway, Sweden and the United Kingdom release a joint statement:
January 18, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, the Netherlands, Norway, Sweden and the United Kingdom release a joint statement:
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Now the actual military has to dress like it’s not the military cuz federal law enforcement agencies dress too much like the military
January 17, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Now the actual military has to dress like it’s not the military cuz federal law enforcement agencies dress too much like the military
Awwww poor Jake Lang was crying while getting ran out of Minneapolis. 🤣
January 18, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Awwww poor Jake Lang was crying while getting ran out of Minneapolis. 🤣
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When the racist meme becomes national policy
January 17, 2026 at 4:53 AM
When the racist meme becomes national policy
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Scanning faces. Building databases. Fascism is here. 🇺🇸
And all the “tyranny” “don’t tread on me folks” are silent. Turns out they meant “tread on them” 🤷🏼
And all the “tyranny” “don’t tread on me folks” are silent. Turns out they meant “tread on them” 🤷🏼
January 17, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Scanning faces. Building databases. Fascism is here. 🇺🇸
And all the “tyranny” “don’t tread on me folks” are silent. Turns out they meant “tread on them” 🤷🏼
And all the “tyranny” “don’t tread on me folks” are silent. Turns out they meant “tread on them” 🤷🏼
It took all of 35 minutes for a DC jury to find a homeless man not guilty of pointing a cat toy laser at Marine One. DC residents can’t stand the man!
January 18, 2026 at 1:19 AM
It took all of 35 minutes for a DC jury to find a homeless man not guilty of pointing a cat toy laser at Marine One. DC residents can’t stand the man!
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Trump just placed a tariff on most of the EU of 10% that will increase to 25% in June unless they agree to sell him Greenland.
This is mad king shit.
This is mad king shit.
January 17, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Trump just placed a tariff on most of the EU of 10% that will increase to 25% in June unless they agree to sell him Greenland.
This is mad king shit.
This is mad king shit.
Whenever I go to a particular corner store I say “I don’t need a bag” and they immediately put my stuff in a bag. I never know what to do after that. 🤣
January 17, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Whenever I go to a particular corner store I say “I don’t need a bag” and they immediately put my stuff in a bag. I never know what to do after that. 🤣
I was expecting to not like Liquid Glass.
I like it.
I like it.
January 17, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I was expecting to not like Liquid Glass.
I like it.
I like it.
I subscribe to Sirius/XM just for Jeff Lewis Live. It’s pretty much the only thing I’m guaranteed to never miss. There’s something special about that guy.
January 17, 2026 at 3:44 PM
I subscribe to Sirius/XM just for Jeff Lewis Live. It’s pretty much the only thing I’m guaranteed to never miss. There’s something special about that guy.
I hope Mackenzie Scott knows how awesome she is.
January 17, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I hope Mackenzie Scott knows how awesome she is.
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BREAKING: A federal judge in Minnesota has just ordered restrictions on ICE's tactics against protesters including stopping cars that aren't obstructing them.
January 17, 2026 at 1:09 AM
BREAKING: A federal judge in Minnesota has just ordered restrictions on ICE's tactics against protesters including stopping cars that aren't obstructing them.
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REPORTER: Do you commit to not militarily engaging NATO partners?
TRUMP: I don't talk about that
REPORTER: You're not willing to commit to not attacking a NATO partner?
TRUMP: I don't talk about that
REPORTER: You're not willing to commit to not attacking a NATO partner?
January 16, 2026 at 10:02 PM
REPORTER: Do you commit to not militarily engaging NATO partners?
TRUMP: I don't talk about that
REPORTER: You're not willing to commit to not attacking a NATO partner?
TRUMP: I don't talk about that
REPORTER: You're not willing to commit to not attacking a NATO partner?