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Epic Phil
@epicphil.bsky.social
Husband, father, pet owner, runner, drummer. I love the beach, dislike the sand. #lfgsd Padres fan.
You know your a runner when…
December 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
It finally happened. Shawn released it to steaming. Daughters of Mara is an incredible band!
December 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
You want to slow down time? Go outside everyday and follow a star across the sky.
November 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I guess I like #theprettyreckless
November 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Had a commuter speed up behind me as I merged over with my blinker on, then I waved for him to go around me in the fast lane, only for him to have to lock up his brakes as the fast lane grinded to a halt 1/2 mile or so later. Woohoo! #i15
October 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
October 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Are we not men if we don’t mix our cereal?
September 27, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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Trump Boys Beg Father To Let Them Keep Homeless Man As Pet
Trump Boys Beg Father To Let Them Keep Homeless Man As Pet
WASHINGTON—Running into several White House staff members as they tried to sneak their new friend inside, the Trump boys reportedly begged their father Tuesday to let them keep a homeless man they had...
theonion.com
September 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Sen. Warren Daniel (R–NC, District 46) was caught trading stocks right on the Senate floor.

Didn’t even wait for a break. Playing the market on the taxpayers’ time…pure abuse of power.
September 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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September 1, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Holy crap, my groceries went way up from last week. I pretty much buy the same stuff and dang, like $1-2 per item really hurts.
August 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
My new favorite college football student. I wish his girlfriend a good night now. #whoishe
August 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
So we’re all rooting for Arch today, correct? #goblue
August 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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GOV. @gavinnewsom.bsky.social : “Facts are stubborn things… Mississippi, Tennessee, Arkansas…. Alabama is a top 3 murder state. Where is the President? — He isn’t focused on crime & violence. It’s about an expression of authoritarianism.”

(H/T @acyn.bsky.social )
August 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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August 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
@jesseagler.bsky.social d’oh! Mookie \ xander
August 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Tremendous crossover move right here:
August 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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We’re not distracted and it’s not going away.
August 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
August 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Fox News falls for it hook, line, and sinker.
August 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Snort
August 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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August 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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A late night message from Gavin Newsom
August 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM