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Brit
@epicinvain.bsky.social
Baltimore transplant.
Mountain enthusiast.
Free game: If you’re going to name your customer support AI and have it respond, time the response send time so that it could have been written in a timeframe longer than me putting my phone down.
June 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Is it every city or are Baltimore good influencers especially bad? I mean, I’m grateful they aren’t giving away the secrets, but they are not eating as good as they should be.
June 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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I have heard about and seen some truly gnarly medical emergencies because of those metal grill brushes. Please stop using them! They’re very dangerous!
This Memorial Day Weekend, the goal is to grill without eating metal spikes.
May 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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the street numbers start from Charles and Baltimore streets but you only learn from word of mouth because fuck you
May 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
80% sure I just saw a bald eagle flying over Mount Vernon.
May 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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I hope the good folks at Mama Koko’s know that they can never close.
May 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Why aren’t we talking about Pillion Tea more in Baltimore? Because this is a really good thing we should be trying to keep going.
May 3, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I need to meet John Waters this year. Is Atomic Books still my best bet?
April 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Johns Hopkins: "What if we created an entire program that rests on validating the ridiculous principle of 'alternative facts?’"
“Finally, scholars from JHU & AEI have designed a program, the Graduate Student Intellectual Diversity Initiative, that aims to encourage conservative, libertarian & heterodox students & graduates to consider a career in higher education, & to support them_”

hub.jhu.edu/2025/04/21/j...
Johns Hopkins works to bolster intellectual pluralism across the university
Partnership with American Enterprise Institute scholars includes collaborative research, teaching, and graduate pipeline projects; other initiatives aim to increase heterodox faculty across the univer...
hub.jhu.edu
April 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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just learned about this! Baltimore: please share broadly

baltimorefishbowl.com/stories/open...
Open Works to hold resource fair for laid-off federal workers
Open Works is hosting a resource fair to support laid-off government workers and contractors on April 25 from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m.
baltimorefishbowl.com
April 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I thought most would agree that “Upstairs, Downstairs” would have been too exploitative to make into a reality TV update. However, Bravo has five or more versions of it with dozens of seasons.
April 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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If you ever have the opportunity to fly Avelo Airlines—don’t.
Budget airline Avelo to fly deportation flights for ICE from Arizona
Budget carrier Avelo Airlines says it has signed an agreement to fly deportation flights from Arizona starting in May
abcnews.go.com
April 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I know we’re not supposed to look at our retirement accounts every day, but it’s a great way to see just how bad the economy has gotten in a week.
April 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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crush-having is a survival skill. to have a crush is to reject despair and embrace hope. a crush is an imaginative investment in the future. all the most miserable people you know could crush-have their way into contentment if they only knew how
April 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
COOKED
April 4, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Good morning. If you have an April fool’s joke planned, stop it.
April 1, 2025 at 11:21 AM
The one thing I don’t like about my birthday is its proximity to April Fools’. I have always hated that day, but this timeline we live in makes me hate it even more.
March 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Not in the US news yet, but the ex-president of Doctors Without Borders had a talk on humanitarian work cancelled by NYU's department of emergency medicine seemingly because it mentioned that in 2024 Gaza was one of the places with the largest number of "humanitarian victims"
Ma présentation a été annulée par l’Université de New York
Mon «alma mater» a préféré jouer de surobéissance préventive pour ne pas froisser le gouvernement Trump.
www.ledevoir.com
March 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
If you believe in America, the Preamble to the Declaration of Independence really gives you all the permission you need.
March 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
COOKED
Klarna landed a buy now, pay later deal with DoorDash, which will allow customers to pay in installments or choose a deferred option that aligns with payday schedules
Klarna lands buy now, pay later deal with DoorDash, notching another win ahead of IPO
It’s DoorDash’s first BNPL alliance and gives users of the restaurant delivery service a new way to pay for meals
www.nbcnews.com
March 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Accidentally referred to my mom and stepdad as my parents to my bio dad. Lollllll
March 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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extremely bittersweet announcement: got my DPW calendar and there are no extra days, no missing days, and each month starts and ends on the days they're supposed to
March 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Went to my first Purim spiel tonight and had an absolute blast.
March 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Baybeh. Some of y’all and this little bitty ass font and white text on a light ass background… if you only want young eyes to look at your content, just say that! #Over40WithReadingGlasses #UsesPhoneFlashlightInRestaurantsToReadTheMenu
March 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM