Patrick Raney
enochroot.bsky.social
Patrick Raney
@enochroot.bsky.social
Hunched Howzer heat rails. Let's talk about 'em.
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Open the page. Scroll down to the timeline. Go through the timeline.

It’s… shocking
The White House Building
Every president since John Adams has occupied the White House, and the history of this building extends far beyond the construction of its walls. From the Ground Floor Corridor rooms, transformed from...
www.whitehouse.gov
October 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Strong opinion - the correct amount of peanut butter and jelly requires you to occasionally lick along the sides of the sandwich like it is a melting ice cream cone.
January 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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My knee jerk reaction to every news story in 2025 is like someone put Bart Harley Jarvis up on the screen
January 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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aw man. they just transferred my new boss over from the kojima game he used to work at. I was hoping for someone chill, but I just found out his name is Work Hardman
June 15, 2024 at 4:25 AM
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Being an adult is learning that helicopter is a combination of the words helico (spiral) and pter (wing), not heli and copter because those aren't words
June 15, 2024 at 5:53 AM
Filling up my water bottle and replacing the lyrics of Come Out and Play by the Offspring : "Gotta keep my body 'drated"
January 2, 2024 at 6:29 PM
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FROM: HR@nakatomi.com

What a year! While the events of last Christmas left much of the office destroyed and several of our Nakatomi family deceased, we appreciate everyone’s flexibility with work from home. That said, Nakatomi prides itself on its office culture so effective immediately all employe
December 25, 2023 at 3:21 AM
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
12 coffins flopping
11 crooners driving
10 steaks a-slopping
9 lines a-zipping
8 tuggers tugging
7 bozos dubbing
6 plastic meatballs
5 bones and worms
4 safari flaps
3 turbo teams
2 motorcycles
and a shirt from the Shops at the Creek
December 23, 2023 at 5:47 PM
This holiday season please spare a thought for Santa's Elves, making toys around the clock, worked to the bone, cursed never to receive the Gift of Man, longing for the Halls of Mandos.
December 24, 2023 at 1:40 PM
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Started season 2 of Justified it's the best shit ever
December 23, 2023 at 9:18 AM
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well deserved imo
December 7, 2023 at 1:50 AM
What about dark energy
December 4, 2023 at 10:39 PM
Have we figured out how to funge these tokens yet? Is anybody even working on it?
December 3, 2023 at 5:09 PM
Top : George Santos as a boy singing "Tellin' Lies Ain't For Me" with his beloved dog "Honest" Flapjack. Tragically, Flapjack's head would fall off just two days later, changing Santos' life forever.
Bottom : Santos pays tribute to Flapjack with one last song before weeping reporters.
December 2, 2023 at 2:17 PM