i keep telling people in the office I'm pregnant and then doing stage makeup to go through a lot of a pregnancy and then taking it off one day but never mentioning what happens, i am doing this to make people's lives more upsetting
December 1, 2025 at 11:58 AM
i keep telling people in the office I'm pregnant and then doing stage makeup to go through a lot of a pregnancy and then taking it off one day but never mentioning what happens, i am doing this to make people's lives more upsetting
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going for a walk #bushcraft #survival
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
going for a walk #bushcraft #survival
john Coltrane's famed taco bell indigestion noise at the 1:43 mark of big steps made history
November 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
john Coltrane's famed taco bell indigestion noise at the 1:43 mark of big steps made history
taking a big sniff of inhalant drugs and gathering myself and saying some shit like "nifty!"
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
taking a big sniff of inhalant drugs and gathering myself and saying some shit like "nifty!"
in the doghouse because i said "and my best mids for my mid af wife" last night
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
in the doghouse because i said "and my best mids for my mid af wife" last night
guys is smoking three 1 gram joints on sunday at noon on the sidewalk in my quiet neighborhood excessive or no
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
guys is smoking three 1 gram joints on sunday at noon on the sidewalk in my quiet neighborhood excessive or no
i think i like smoking a big fuckoff joint on the sidewalk more than the being stoned part sometimes
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
i think i like smoking a big fuckoff joint on the sidewalk more than the being stoned part sometimes
ngl the way i just slid the chewy chips ahoy bag off just now was sultry af
November 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
ngl the way i just slid the chewy chips ahoy bag off just now was sultry af
wait bro pass the joint again our hands have to brush and our eyes have to meet for a second that says it all
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
wait bro pass the joint again our hands have to brush and our eyes have to meet for a second that says it all
guys are we smoking weed now or waiting to smoke weed now what part of life
November 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
guys are we smoking weed now or waiting to smoke weed now what part of life
people who you have no business trusting love saying you should trust them
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
people who you have no business trusting love saying you should trust them
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all my employers love committing war crimes and getting away with them
November 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
all my employers love committing war crimes and getting away with them
all my employers love committing war crimes and getting away with them
November 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
all my employers love committing war crimes and getting away with them
it is crazy how many slurs my manager says and then my superiors run it up the chain and the CEO actually calls my phone and then says the slurs to me again and I have to listen or I get fired
November 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
it is crazy how many slurs my manager says and then my superiors run it up the chain and the CEO actually calls my phone and then says the slurs to me again and I have to listen or I get fired
alright my employer wants you all to know that they're woke like liberal but also communist and maga and they support that thing you hate and hate that thing you support yeah just now they're saying all this also my employer said a bunch of slurs
November 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
alright my employer wants you all to know that they're woke like liberal but also communist and maga and they support that thing you hate and hate that thing you support yeah just now they're saying all this also my employer said a bunch of slurs
i just really dgaf dude
November 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
i just really dgaf dude
i get the sense that some people want me to be ashamed for smoking loud and fucking good
November 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
i get the sense that some people want me to be ashamed for smoking loud and fucking good
bro keeps saying "that reminds me of my elaborate backstory 🥺" prompting me to ask but idgaf bro
November 30, 2025 at 12:11 PM
bro keeps saying "that reminds me of my elaborate backstory 🥺" prompting me to ask but idgaf bro
told bro to take me to his lab and put me in his beakers and shit see what's up
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 PM
told bro to take me to his lab and put me in his beakers and shit see what's up
my roommate thinks because she doesn't get laid and is annoying she is better than me and frankly she's right
November 30, 2025 at 11:49 AM
my roommate thinks because she doesn't get laid and is annoying she is better than me and frankly she's right
bro I'm on my swag arc
November 30, 2025 at 11:48 AM
bro I'm on my swag arc
various different bot accounts called yuri like in the lesbian way interacting with my posts feel like I'm in the yuri extended universe
November 30, 2025 at 11:28 AM
various different bot accounts called yuri like in the lesbian way interacting with my posts feel like I'm in the yuri extended universe