30-foot Smurf
@enjoymoreradio.bsky.social
7th best David Fry stan account
I don’t want to put myself in a confrontatory position,
either with the United Snakes or with…THEM.
And you can believe me, because I never lie.
And I’m always right.
I don’t want to put myself in a confrontatory position,
either with the United Snakes or with…THEM.
And you can believe me, because I never lie.
And I’m always right.
The addition of the DMB splash sounder to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social means they are on the Wahoo bandwagon
November 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The addition of the DMB splash sounder to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social means they are on the Wahoo bandwagon
The tweet that makes you old
Just in: After nine NBA seasons, New York Knicks guard Malcolm Brogdon has decided to retire from basketball, he tells ESPN. Brogdon became the 2017 Rookie of the Year and 2023 Sixth Man of the Year after being drafted No. 36 in 2016.
October 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The tweet that makes you old
Hooposting
I’m about to wahoo a waa so big
September 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Hooposting
Throw your cheese with intent and wield it with honor
September 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Throw your cheese with intent and wield it with honor
Guy who has only seen the Kaaba, seeing his second cube: getting a lot of 'Kaaba' vibes from this...
July 31, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Guy who has only seen the Kaaba, seeing his second cube: getting a lot of 'Kaaba' vibes from this...
@megrowler.fangraphs.com I have had the theme from the Blob stuck in my head all day. I hope you're happy
June 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
@megrowler.fangraphs.com I have had the theme from the Blob stuck in my head all day. I hope you're happy
We outmeated Wong
HOLDDDDDD
HOLDDDDDD
Everybody wants some Richard Linklater, apparently! He defeats Wong Kar-Wai to progress to the next round against the Coens!
March 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
We outmeated Wong
HOLDDDDDD
HOLDDDDDD
greatest city in the world
The line was wrapped around the block for the 10:45 70mm screening of THE BRUTALIST at @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social . Let’s go!
January 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
greatest city in the world
'Tis the season
December 24, 2024 at 5:24 AM
'Tis the season
Reposted by 30-foot Smurf
Me: I got your little nosey, haha. I got your little nosey, Mr. floppy ears. Mr. cutie floppy ears.
My dog, perceiving all collective memories of his kind, hunting an elk with his pack, howling at the moon with his mate: ᵗʷᵒ⁻ˡᵉᵍᵍᵉᵈ ᵖᶦᵍ, ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ ⁿᵒʷ. ᵇᶦᵍ ᵖᶦᵍ, ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ. ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ, ᵗᵃˡˡ ᵖᶦᵍ
My dog, perceiving all collective memories of his kind, hunting an elk with his pack, howling at the moon with his mate: ᵗʷᵒ⁻ˡᵉᵍᵍᵉᵈ ᵖᶦᵍ, ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ ⁿᵒʷ. ᵇᶦᵍ ᵖᶦᵍ, ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ. ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ, ᵗᵃˡˡ ᵖᶦᵍ
December 16, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Me: I got your little nosey, haha. I got your little nosey, Mr. floppy ears. Mr. cutie floppy ears.
My dog, perceiving all collective memories of his kind, hunting an elk with his pack, howling at the moon with his mate: ᵗʷᵒ⁻ˡᵉᵍᵍᵉᵈ ᵖᶦᵍ, ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ ⁿᵒʷ. ᵇᶦᵍ ᵖᶦᵍ, ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ. ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ, ᵗᵃˡˡ ᵖᶦᵍ
My dog, perceiving all collective memories of his kind, hunting an elk with his pack, howling at the moon with his mate: ᵗʷᵒ⁻ˡᵉᵍᵍᵉᵈ ᵖᶦᵍ, ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ ⁿᵒʷ. ᵇᶦᵍ ᵖᶦᵍ, ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ. ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ, ᵗᵃˡˡ ᵖᶦᵍ
@cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com are nominations open here? because if so I nominate "Brago Goldstein"
December 14, 2024 at 6:47 PM
@cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com are nominations open here? because if so I nominate "Brago Goldstein"
Alienation's for the rich, and I'm feeling poorer every day
Based on his social media profile, the man who allegedly murdered the United Healthcare CEO is an Ivy leaguer and fan of Elon Musk, Tucker Carlson, Peter Thiel and other right-leaning personalties. He also attended a $40,000 per year prep school. Guessing he could afford insurance…
Update: Police have arrested 26-year-old Luigi Nicholas Mangione www.oregonlive.com/crime/2024/1...
December 9, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Alienation's for the rich, and I'm feeling poorer every day
Well, I figured out who makes the crack //
It's the suckers with the badges and the blue jackets
It's the suckers with the badges and the blue jackets
"For three years, the Broward County Sheriff’s Office produced its own crack cocaine, so it could sell it to people that deputies would then arrest for buying crack cocaine."
Broward Co. to vacate convictions for people who bought crack made by the Sheriff's Office
For three years, the Broward County Sheriff's Office produced its own crack cocaine, so it could sell it to people that deputies would then arrest.
cbs12.com
December 8, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Well, I figured out who makes the crack //
It's the suckers with the badges and the blue jackets
It's the suckers with the badges and the blue jackets
You've heard of elf on the shelf, but what about
December 8, 2024 at 10:06 PM
You've heard of elf on the shelf, but what about
Who is Bashar al-Assad but the Brian Thompson of Syria
December 8, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Who is Bashar al-Assad but the Brian Thompson of Syria
Underrated Thanksgiving move:
Going to your mother-in-law's for dinner on Thursday
Cooking a scaled down dinner at home on Friday
Going to your mother-in-law's for dinner on Thursday
Cooking a scaled down dinner at home on Friday
November 30, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Underrated Thanksgiving move:
Going to your mother-in-law's for dinner on Thursday
Cooking a scaled down dinner at home on Friday
Going to your mother-in-law's for dinner on Thursday
Cooking a scaled down dinner at home on Friday
There is no growing /
In knowing where you're going /
Without the light inside
RIP Will Cullen Hart
youtu.be/yl2euUMJBKw?...
In knowing where you're going /
Without the light inside
RIP Will Cullen Hart
youtu.be/yl2euUMJBKw?...
No Growing (exegesis)
YouTube video by The Olivia Tremor Control - Topic
youtu.be
November 30, 2024 at 5:45 PM
There is no growing /
In knowing where you're going /
Without the light inside
RIP Will Cullen Hart
youtu.be/yl2euUMJBKw?...
In knowing where you're going /
Without the light inside
RIP Will Cullen Hart
youtu.be/yl2euUMJBKw?...
Wir sind so zurück
November 26, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Wir sind so zurück
Reposted by 30-foot Smurf
You used to call me on my self-own
Drake just signed a legal document acknowledging "Not Like Us" did him great harm.
Is this not the biggest defeat in hip-hop history?
Is this not the biggest defeat in hip-hop history?
November 26, 2024 at 2:18 AM
You used to call me on my self-own
Reposted by 30-foot Smurf
Thanksgiving menu:
Half turkey with gravy
Challah stuffing
Mashed potatoes
Maple glazed roasted Brussels sprouts
Succotash
Pecan pie
Half turkey with gravy
Challah stuffing
Mashed potatoes
Maple glazed roasted Brussels sprouts
Succotash
Pecan pie
November 24, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Thanksgiving menu:
Half turkey with gravy
Challah stuffing
Mashed potatoes
Maple glazed roasted Brussels sprouts
Succotash
Pecan pie
Half turkey with gravy
Challah stuffing
Mashed potatoes
Maple glazed roasted Brussels sprouts
Succotash
Pecan pie
Don't let your memes be dreams, RFK
November 17, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Don't let your memes be dreams, RFK
Happy communing!
November 17, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Happy communing!