enile
@enile.bsky.social
A background in maths and design.
Cursed with a long memory.
I feed crows.
Cursed with a long memory.
I feed crows.
Like a lively glass of Swarfega®
November 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Like a lively glass of Swarfega®
Seeing him now in this photo I wouldn’t recognise him in the street. You could perhaps congratulate him on keeping out of the public eye, unlike his brother Andrew!
November 29, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Seeing him now in this photo I wouldn’t recognise him in the street. You could perhaps congratulate him on keeping out of the public eye, unlike his brother Andrew!
“Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
Really? Is this how humans communicate?
Really? Is this how humans communicate?
November 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
“Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
Really? Is this how humans communicate?
Really? Is this how humans communicate?
People looking at a computer screen have the screen projected on their faces. Not so common now but was once standard, and if you think about it utterly impossible.
November 22, 2025 at 11:04 AM
People looking at a computer screen have the screen projected on their faces. Not so common now but was once standard, and if you think about it utterly impossible.
Hey comrades, to double the bang fly a model Shahed drone into your local Rosneft or Lukoil filling station!
November 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Hey comrades, to double the bang fly a model Shahed drone into your local Rosneft or Lukoil filling station!
They meant to post it as their own but accidentally submitted as a reply.
October 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
They meant to post it as their own but accidentally submitted as a reply.
The ultimate poxy Christmas present.
October 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The ultimate poxy Christmas present.
But can you guarantee that won't be Vance?
September 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
But can you guarantee that won't be Vance?
And it will be officially named ‘The Trump Ballroom’, until the USA accepts that naming anything (apart from a catastrophe) after a felonious pedophile traitor is a Very Bad Idea.
September 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
And it will be officially named ‘The Trump Ballroom’, until the USA accepts that naming anything (apart from a catastrophe) after a felonious pedophile traitor is a Very Bad Idea.
Or Eleven Angry Men: diminished by 8.333%
September 8, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Or Eleven Angry Men: diminished by 8.333%
If it takes this to turn the tables then, like Al Capone's taxes, we'll take it. But the millions of lives lost through COVID denialism and foreign aid cuts should have been enough – and the other things.
August 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
If it takes this to turn the tables then, like Al Capone's taxes, we'll take it. But the millions of lives lost through COVID denialism and foreign aid cuts should have been enough – and the other things.
“See you when I get back next week,
Love Grandma x”
Love Grandma x”
August 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
“See you when I get back next week,
Love Grandma x”
Love Grandma x”
A theatre ticket is often affordable.
July 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
A theatre ticket is often affordable.
The Ceausescus came to Britain fresh from a state visit to France. The officials at the Elysée Palace had hurriedly contacted Buckingham Palace to warn them to remove anything of value in their allotted rooms which was not screwed down, as the couple had been surprisingly light-fingered.
July 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The Ceausescus came to Britain fresh from a state visit to France. The officials at the Elysée Palace had hurriedly contacted Buckingham Palace to warn them to remove anything of value in their allotted rooms which was not screwed down, as the couple had been surprisingly light-fingered.
My lanyard lets people know I'm staff and have passed the DBS check, I can understand why Reform candidates might not wear one.
May 10, 2025 at 9:47 AM
My lanyard lets people know I'm staff and have passed the DBS check, I can understand why Reform candidates might not wear one.
How could they forget “Renamed the Gulf of Mexico”!?
April 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
How could they forget “Renamed the Gulf of Mexico”!?
Small world - I saw those at the weekend, but came away with a flowery John Lewis shirt instead.
April 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Small world - I saw those at the weekend, but came away with a flowery John Lewis shirt instead.
From the Beeblesay’s speatle correspoodadile.
April 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
From the Beeblesay’s speatle correspoodadile.
Reposted by enile
This story is so horrifying it is actually also a perfect case study of media literacy.
Look at this headline by the BBC. Is this how one should write the headline for the story of an army massacring medics, burying the ambulances, dumping the bodies in a mass grave, and then lying about it?
Look at this headline by the BBC. Is this how one should write the headline for the story of an army massacring medics, burying the ambulances, dumping the bodies in a mass grave, and then lying about it?
April 7, 2025 at 9:21 AM
This story is so horrifying it is actually also a perfect case study of media literacy.
Look at this headline by the BBC. Is this how one should write the headline for the story of an army massacring medics, burying the ambulances, dumping the bodies in a mass grave, and then lying about it?
Look at this headline by the BBC. Is this how one should write the headline for the story of an army massacring medics, burying the ambulances, dumping the bodies in a mass grave, and then lying about it?
He uses IVF. Elon doesn't do intimacy.
April 1, 2025 at 9:14 AM
He uses IVF. Elon doesn't do intimacy.
I could be wrong, but it appears the canal has been drained for cleaning. Normally it wouldn't look like that. I remember a Manchester canal in a similar state, it's amazing what you find …
April 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I could be wrong, but it appears the canal has been drained for cleaning. Normally it wouldn't look like that. I remember a Manchester canal in a similar state, it's amazing what you find …
It's especially hilarious given her stance on the matter a few years ago.
March 31, 2025 at 2:43 PM
In my back garden is a large accumulation of turkey femurs. My daughter wanted some for a school art project so I ran them through the dishwasher. The kitchen soon stank like a charnel house and the dishwasher required special measures. Fortunately my wife was at work and never found out.
March 30, 2025 at 11:00 AM
In my back garden is a large accumulation of turkey femurs. My daughter wanted some for a school art project so I ran them through the dishwasher. The kitchen soon stank like a charnel house and the dishwasher required special measures. Fortunately my wife was at work and never found out.