I have a dog I like to hold
My hat is old. My teeth are gold.
And now my story is all told.
Please bear with me. I have reason to be cautious.
Follow back or not; I don't take prisoners.
I can't explain why you need to know about him.
You have to listen to him and understand it for yourself.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOQX...
I can't explain why you need to know about him.
You have to listen to him and understand it for yourself.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOQX...
I don’t think it’s illegal to call it something else. I don’t think it’s fake either.
But it is stupid.
Lots of people won’t know what you’re talking about. And you don’t want to acknowledge those who do.
I don’t think it’s illegal to call it something else. I don’t think it’s fake either.
But it is stupid.
Lots of people won’t know what you’re talking about. And you don’t want to acknowledge those who do.
What’s with the all caps? Is he going to shriek like Kimberly Guilfoyle? His voice already goes through my head like a nail. Why would I tune in to that kind of noise?
What’s with the all caps? Is he going to shriek like Kimberly Guilfoyle? His voice already goes through my head like a nail. Why would I tune in to that kind of noise?
I don't care that he's turned to the Right. I'm tired of him because he thinks he's the center of the universe.
I don't care that he's turned to the Right. I'm tired of him because he thinks he's the center of the universe.
—Lily Tomlin
I mean, this is a D- student government, so of course they leave everything to the last minute then scramble to get it done.
People today are just not cynical enough yet.
—Lily Tomlin
The difference is no one is going to be offended if someone says, "Wow! What a dog!" or "She is such a bitch."
Hope his favorite wins.
The difference is no one is going to be offended if someone says, "Wow! What a dog!" or "She is such a bitch."
Hope his favorite wins.
1. Bird flu--killed off 40% of the turkey flock; prices went up (supply/demand).
2. Grocery chain greed. In my area alone, the prices were all over the place
Amazon Fresh--.49/lb frozen, .79/lb fresh
Stater Bros--1.99/lb frozen, 2.29/fresh
Aldi--1.69/lb fresh
Albertsons--1.47/lb frozen
1. Bird flu--killed off 40% of the turkey flock; prices went up (supply/demand).
2. Grocery chain greed. In my area alone, the prices were all over the place
Amazon Fresh--.49/lb frozen, .79/lb fresh
Stater Bros--1.99/lb frozen, 2.29/fresh
Aldi--1.69/lb fresh
Albertsons--1.47/lb frozen
Like it never even happened?
That's a pretty heavy lift.
Cash today has been desperately trying to impress Trump because he knows he's on the way out.
Pam is also doing her best to prove that she doesn't necessarily need her knee pads to suck up.
And Kegbreath has been spewing so much testosterone that it will take a Serv-Pro crew to clean it up.
Like it never even happened?
That's a pretty heavy lift.
WaPo has devolved.
They've gone from "Democracy dies in darkness," to "We decide what darkness is. We'll let you know when it's dark. Until then, just subscribe and don't ask so many questions."
WaPo has devolved.
They've gone from "Democracy dies in darkness," to "We decide what darkness is. We'll let you know when it's dark. Until then, just subscribe and don't ask so many questions."
. . . is it pronounce like "nut-sy?" As in, like a nut?
I just don't know.
. . . is it pronounce like "nut-sy?" As in, like a nut?
I just don't know.
WE’RE A SHIT-HOLE COUNTRY!!!!!
WE’RE A SHIT-HOLE COUNTRY!!!!!
Does this mean that Pammy is too stupid to realize that the judge dismissing Lindsey was the best thing that could have happened.
If Pammy appeals, her misconduct for having certified Lindsey’s indictment sans grand jury approval could still get them both disbarred.
Not
Smart
Does this mean that Pammy is too stupid to realize that the judge dismissing Lindsey was the best thing that could have happened.
If Pammy appeals, her misconduct for having certified Lindsey’s indictment sans grand jury approval could still get them both disbarred.
Not
Smart
The Media gets COURAGE
Quiet Piggy Potus
The peace plan . . . was from Russia.
The peace plan . . . was from . . . Russia.
And the Senators . . . had to be . . . told this.
Because . . . they're . . . dullards?
(I'm trying to make it make sense by reading it real slow. Thanks Dave Ross.)
The peace plan . . . was from Russia.
The peace plan . . . was from . . . Russia.
And the Senators . . . had to be . . . told this.
Because . . . they're . . . dullards?
(I'm trying to make it make sense by reading it real slow. Thanks Dave Ross.)
She resigns.
Her successor has to be elected but the district is red, so no D pick-up there.
She runs for Governor, unsuccessfully.
She runs for Senate, unsuccessfully.
She runs for President, unsuccessfully.
She signs a book deal but no one buys the book.
It's what Rs do.
She resigns.
Her successor has to be elected but the district is red, so no D pick-up there.
She runs for Governor, unsuccessfully.
She runs for Senate, unsuccessfully.
She runs for President, unsuccessfully.
She signs a book deal but no one buys the book.
It's what Rs do.
(Don't smite me--it's just a bit of fun. If you're not doing anything next Thursday, dinner is at 3. Miranda, Evan, and Austin say, "Hi."
(Don't smite me--it's just a bit of fun. If you're not doing anything next Thursday, dinner is at 3. Miranda, Evan, and Austin say, "Hi."
A lord? A thief? They can’t be told apart.
(Threaten me with iambic pentameter at your own peril. There’s s reason my avatar is what it is.)
Wink.
#TrumpCrushesYourDreams
5/5
A lord? A thief? They can’t be told apart.
(Threaten me with iambic pentameter at your own peril. There’s s reason my avatar is what it is.)
Wink.
Welp. Don't need any more cognitive tests to prove *this* guy's got dementia.
This also proves he was *never* a businessman.
Insurance companies don't negotiate with individuals--they don't have to. Individuals have no clout.
Trumpcare = survival of the fittest.
Welp. Don't need any more cognitive tests to prove *this* guy's got dementia.
This also proves he was *never* a businessman.
Insurance companies don't negotiate with individuals--they don't have to. Individuals have no clout.
Epstein died in police custody while Trump was in his first term.
I'm not going to make accusations; that would be Conspiracy Theory-ish.
What I *will* say is that Agatha Christie would never write this story because the motive & opportunity are too obvious.
Epstein died in police custody while Trump was in his first term.
I'm not going to make accusations; that would be Conspiracy Theory-ish.
What I *will* say is that Agatha Christie would never write this story because the motive & opportunity are too obvious.
The idea of integrity is something they don’t understand.
Morality is for others. Sometimes it’s a weapon.
No they are NOT the same.
If Dems are in “the files,” then they should be prosecuted too. I don’t give a damn how important they are, how much money they have, or what their politics are. If they are in there, PROSECUTE THEM!!
It's not complicated. All we want is equal justice. NO ONE is above the law. ⚖️
The idea of integrity is something they don’t understand.
Morality is for others. Sometimes it’s a weapon.
No they are NOT the same.
She *can't* take her name off.
The House Parliamentarian told Mike Johnson that.
As I understand it, the rule that applies says that once the 218th signature is applied, the signatures are locked and can't be removed.
Bet she'll screech about *that*.
I really don't.
If she doesn't I MIGHT stop calling her the Screeching FuckDonkey.
Probably not, but I might...🤷♂️
She *can't* take her name off.
The House Parliamentarian told Mike Johnson that.
As I understand it, the rule that applies says that once the 218th signature is applied, the signatures are locked and can't be removed.
Bet she'll screech about *that*.
(What? Too soon?)
(What? Too soon?)