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Energy Chris
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Off brand Donny Darko
The MPD recently published clearance rates. I think Minneapolis residents deserve to see these numbers every quarter or year. MPD closes far fewer cases in every category other than homicide than the national average.
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The children rushing the weapons cache at the start of the game. Took us about 26 minutes to kill 9 out of 10 of them. The kid who climbed a tree almost won, but came down when challenged to a dual.
November 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
My daughter asked for a hunger games themed birthday party. So I got to spend my afternoon hunting children as a mutated bunny as they tried to murder each other with cardboard weapons. It was immensely satisfying.
November 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
My local antifa is a bunch of bad people doing terrible things
October 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
No Kings!
October 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Happy No Kings Day to those who celebrate.
Loving your country means loving your neighbors and protecting them from hate.
October 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
With everything happening in the world, Hill and Lake Press is worried we aren’t being kind enough to rich people. I’m not sure if I should laugh or cry.
October 10, 2025 at 1:29 PM
This really resonated.
October 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I just got a poll asking who I’m going to vote for in the park board seat. Bizarre that a campaign has enough money to pay for polling for this.
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September 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Hill and Press decided that an article about a woman recovering her wallet from 5 years ago ranks more important than the state DFL revoking the mayoral endorsement. 🤦‍♂️
September 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Moments ago at my house
August 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Sure seems like every self-made billionaire started with a ton of advantages, not least of which is the financial capacity to just keep betting.
May 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
April 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
April 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Minnesota is showing up!
April 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
April 1, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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February 11, 2025 at 11:09 AM
February 11, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Trying to balance outrage, action, and self-care through obsessions.
February 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
New fear unlocked 😬
February 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM