Gurn, Turkey Snatcher From Hell
@enagurney.bsky.social
I am, once again, Gurning it.
Bell Pepper. Get into it.
November 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Bell Pepper. Get into it.
Epstein emails like the Smash Bros of creepy millionaires
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Epstein emails like the Smash Bros of creepy millionaires
Judi Dench, in Martian costume, looking directly at the camera: A flar is NOT a car
November 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Judi Dench, in Martian costume, looking directly at the camera: A flar is NOT a car
Once you beat the remaining members of the Bush administration, you can move on to fighting Balrog, all en route to the final challenge: M. Bison
November 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Once you beat the remaining members of the Bush administration, you can move on to fighting Balrog, all en route to the final challenge: M. Bison
Cuomo pivoting to new strategy of getting extensive surgery to look and sound exactly like Zohran Mamdani.
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Cuomo pivoting to new strategy of getting extensive surgery to look and sound exactly like Zohran Mamdani.
if you ask me: hell yeah
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
if you ask me: hell yeah
After the deaths of OJ Simpson and Dick Cheney, I guess I'm the One Amigo 😞
November 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
After the deaths of OJ Simpson and Dick Cheney, I guess I'm the One Amigo 😞
Gotta suck when the "Death" section of your Wikipedia is multiple paragraphs
November 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Gotta suck when the "Death" section of your Wikipedia is multiple paragraphs
Glad I watched Funny Games, because there was a guy on my train last night dressed as one of the Funny Gamers. White outfit, gloves, golf club, etc
So I got to compliment him on it, without the pain of having to add "...I haven't actually seen the movie, I just know about it" the worst pain of all
So I got to compliment him on it, without the pain of having to add "...I haven't actually seen the movie, I just know about it" the worst pain of all
The Spooktober watches don't stop (until they do)
Funny Games
Sisters
The Shout
Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
what if the Funny Games Guys fought Freddy
Funny Games
Sisters
The Shout
Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
what if the Funny Games Guys fought Freddy
November 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Glad I watched Funny Games, because there was a guy on my train last night dressed as one of the Funny Gamers. White outfit, gloves, golf club, etc
So I got to compliment him on it, without the pain of having to add "...I haven't actually seen the movie, I just know about it" the worst pain of all
So I got to compliment him on it, without the pain of having to add "...I haven't actually seen the movie, I just know about it" the worst pain of all
One of the bored dancing ladies in the "The Last Huzzah" video could fix me
October 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
One of the bored dancing ladies in the "The Last Huzzah" video could fix me
Morrissey voice, goblin in a coma I know I know it’s serious
October 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Morrissey voice, goblin in a coma I know I know it’s serious
The Spooktober watches don't stop (until they do)
Funny Games
Sisters
The Shout
Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
what if the Funny Games Guys fought Freddy
Funny Games
Sisters
The Shout
Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
what if the Funny Games Guys fought Freddy
October 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The Spooktober watches don't stop (until they do)
Funny Games
Sisters
The Shout
Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
what if the Funny Games Guys fought Freddy
Funny Games
Sisters
The Shout
Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
what if the Funny Games Guys fought Freddy
Freddy Kreuger Was My Hero. Then I Heard About His Behavior In The Dream World.
October 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Freddy Kreuger Was My Hero. Then I Heard About His Behavior In The Dream World.
More Spooktober watches
Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge
Carnival of Souls
The Brood
The Devils
A strong batch, this one!
Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge
Carnival of Souls
The Brood
The Devils
A strong batch, this one!
October 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
More Spooktober watches
Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge
Carnival of Souls
The Brood
The Devils
A strong batch, this one!
Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge
Carnival of Souls
The Brood
The Devils
A strong batch, this one!
It’s not even sadness or shock I feel about D’Angelo dying, I’m more indignant than anything. Like, what, D’angelo is dead? No that can’t be right, you must be mistaken, that is not supposed to happen
October 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
It’s not even sadness or shock I feel about D’Angelo dying, I’m more indignant than anything. Like, what, D’angelo is dead? No that can’t be right, you must be mistaken, that is not supposed to happen
another batch of Spooktober watches
Genocide
Diabolique
Black Christmas
The Vanishing
Genocide
Diabolique
Black Christmas
The Vanishing
October 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
another batch of Spooktober watches
Genocide
Diabolique
Black Christmas
The Vanishing
Genocide
Diabolique
Black Christmas
The Vanishing
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“What are you going to do with your million dollars, sir?”
“I dunno. Throw it on the pile, I suppose?”
A "Homer at the Bat" redraw!
#thesimpsons #illustration #fanart
“I dunno. Throw it on the pile, I suppose?”
A "Homer at the Bat" redraw!
#thesimpsons #illustration #fanart
October 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
“What are you going to do with your million dollars, sir?”
“I dunno. Throw it on the pile, I suppose?”
A "Homer at the Bat" redraw!
#thesimpsons #illustration #fanart
“I dunno. Throw it on the pile, I suppose?”
A "Homer at the Bat" redraw!
#thesimpsons #illustration #fanart
"I just use AI to jog the brain, get ideas, you know" EXCUSE ME Brian Eno didn't go bald inventing Oblique Strategies for you not to use them
October 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
"I just use AI to jog the brain, get ideas, you know" EXCUSE ME Brian Eno didn't go bald inventing Oblique Strategies for you not to use them
Leonard Cohen: Suzanne takes your hand down to her place near the river you can hear the boats go by
Me: lmao classic Suzanne
Me: lmao classic Suzanne
October 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Leonard Cohen: Suzanne takes your hand down to her place near the river you can hear the boats go by
Me: lmao classic Suzanne
Me: lmao classic Suzanne
In terms of songs about the formation of Boyz II Men and what Boyz II Men are currently doing in said song, "Motownphilly" is pretty unbeatable
October 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
In terms of songs about the formation of Boyz II Men and what Boyz II Men are currently doing in said song, "Motownphilly" is pretty unbeatable
Call me a returning soldier in Ivalice the way I have l i t t l e m o n e y
October 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Call me a returning soldier in Ivalice the way I have l i t t l e m o n e y
I don't trust the "Ethan Coen is so cooked" take. That's what someone says when they didn't live through the Ladykillers to No Country For Old Men whiplash. That's an opinion for babies new to this earth.
October 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I don't trust the "Ethan Coen is so cooked" take. That's what someone says when they didn't live through the Ladykillers to No Country For Old Men whiplash. That's an opinion for babies new to this earth.
First batch of Spooktober watches down
Bad Taste
Goke, Body Snatcher From Hell
The Lure
Mr. Vampire
Bad Taste
Goke, Body Snatcher From Hell
The Lure
Mr. Vampire
October 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
First batch of Spooktober watches down
Bad Taste
Goke, Body Snatcher From Hell
The Lure
Mr. Vampire
Bad Taste
Goke, Body Snatcher From Hell
The Lure
Mr. Vampire
I don't know what dumb thing is amusing you this morning in this bleak world, but for me, it's realizing that Mortal Kombat character Johnny Cage and avant garde composer John Cage have the same name
October 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I don't know what dumb thing is amusing you this morning in this bleak world, but for me, it's realizing that Mortal Kombat character Johnny Cage and avant garde composer John Cage have the same name