TikTok age restricted my account yesterday for being “under 16” (I’m 31) and my appeal has not gone through even though they said 24hr. I emailed them again a couple hours ago and when my phone started pinging me for my streaks I got really excited! But… I went in to find ALL of my messages gone.

lead singer: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK????

me in the pit trying to clean the front of my glasses w my tshirt: JUST A SEC, BUD

2025 coming in like…

when smash mouth said 'the years start coming and they don't stop coming' i really felt that

In the final minutes of It's a Wonderful Life, George Bailey gets to see what the world would look like if it was ruled by a malicious megalomaniac with no empathy and no concern beyond increasing his own personal wealth. Thank goodness that'll never happen.

When I see Macaulay Culkin now in a commercial, I think one thing: I’m so glad that guy survived to adulthood

RIP Hyunjin’s tiny ponytails 🥺😭

He’s literally still so beautiful I believe he’s real even less now tbh.

Happy Festivus everyone. Always amazed this crazy episode birthed a real celebration that seems to be enjoyed by so many around the world. So may your feats be strong and your grievances few. Enjoy.

DOSTOEVSKY: Is it ok to take the law into your hands and kill a class enemy?

EVERYONE: Wow this is such a profound difficult question. This is the greatest book of all time

LUIGI: Is it ok to take the law into your hands and kill a class enemy?

EVERYONE: NO, duh. That's obviously wrong

-"2000 Miles" by the Pretenders counts as a Christmas song

-"My Favorite Things" from Sound of Music counts as a Christmas song, but only if it's performed by The Supremes

-Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" does not count as a Christmas song, ever, regardless of who's singing

That is all.

holiday reeses (the egg, the pumpkin, the tree) are better than normal reeses

Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.

Sadly, this is the case for far too many people.