Hey, has anyone seen Jill Stein?

The dystopian films never show the part where you're just hoping the bad guy is too stupid to accomplish his goals

While we’re on the topic of clemency — Biden ran as opposed to death penalty in 2020, and while Trump is sure to set up a new execution spree like he did last time, Biden has the power to commute the sentences of people on the federal death row.

We already know what discourages shoplifting: sales associates.

But retailers have slashed payroll budgets to the point that places are operating with a quarter of the staff, and instead, they go with these solutions.

All to avoid paying real humans. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Peter Thiel has been going “democracy is bad because women vote against libertarianism” for like a quarter century and people are still doing this “Silicon Valley was forced right” thing

I don't like when people say things like "anyone could fall down the QAnon rabbit hole". It's not true. I could never fall down the QAnon rabbit hole.

I am, in fact, exactly like other girls. Thank you for noticing. I love being like other girls actually. It's called rejoicing in our shared humanity and making friends and texting each other memes, look it up

Hey you, buy the precut fruit and veggies, no, I know it’s not cheaper, I can read, but you’re not going to go home and cut them and put them away like you said. You’re actually going to NOT eat them if they’re not pre-cut so you’re actually wasting money. You are welcome, I love you too.

I do fear that to embrace the season of Christmas, you must also fold in the grief, like cheese into the sauce

Well. Eddie, age 5, said a man who used to live here died and that Eddie met him in Eddie’s room. He had a backpack with writing on it. Eddie said he went to shake his hand and the man didn’t do it. He sank into the floor.

Why do I get the feeling we are going to hold Trump accountable by documenting every broken campaign promise while the people he made the promises to won’t care?