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Empyrean Sleights
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Rumor has it that if you get the highest possible grade in every class in Comprehension Castle, then boot up the game after 11:00 PM, there's a secret bonus class that's like an entire second game (1/15)
December 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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I think people are easily fooled by how glossy and "serious" (read: not genre-bound) E33 is. It's the video game equivalent of oscarbait.
November 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
#VTMB 2 actually has so many references to the first game

like all the times you get into an elevator and press "Penthouse"!
October 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
super-powered vampire in #VTMB 1 totally stymied by... 8-foot tall dumpster
October 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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After 1100h of Skyrim, I finally finished the main quest.
October 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
looking at the slummy sudio apartments in #VTMB 1 and wishing I could afford to live by myself in downtown lol
October 24, 2025 at 5:13 AM
first question for #VTMB 1's Morrowind character quiz

if you witnessed someone robbing a convenience store...
NO YOU DIDN'T
October 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Sims players when death shows up
October 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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my god given right to sit in on classes some undergrad was too hungover to show up for
October 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?

it becomes übercharged and can conquer anything!
how it feels to eat palak paneer and a mango lassi after 20 hours of traveling and 9 hours of sleeping
October 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM