Lord Emp
@emperorgoblin.bsky.social
(he/him) Raised by hyenas.
After he further clarified, the cook offered him fish.
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
After he further clarified, the cook offered him fish.
"I'm on vacation!" is an empowering mantra.
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
"I'm on vacation!" is an empowering mantra.
We need another big bang, Tyler. We're working to develop that. But with private equity this time.
November 19, 2025 at 12:47 PM
We need another big bang, Tyler. We're working to develop that. But with private equity this time.
Drive safe. Get donuts.
November 17, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Drive safe. Get donuts.
I'm sorry, friend. I know the contours of this and you know I'm angry at the world and everything for being what it is. Pack up. Sleep. Drive safe.
November 17, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I'm sorry, friend. I know the contours of this and you know I'm angry at the world and everything for being what it is. Pack up. Sleep. Drive safe.
Then it's totally ignorable
November 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Then it's totally ignorable
You left out 'Times'. New York is fine. These fuckers just want to go back to a time where it was ok to be a shit bird all the time. Had nothing to do with New York itself.
November 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
You left out 'Times'. New York is fine. These fuckers just want to go back to a time where it was ok to be a shit bird all the time. Had nothing to do with New York itself.
I'm willing to allow maybe a single digit cap on homes that a person owns. Like 5. After that, for every house they buy they have to give one away.
November 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I'm willing to allow maybe a single digit cap on homes that a person owns. Like 5. After that, for every house they buy they have to give one away.
That tank, or at least one of them, is IRREGULAR JOHNSON
November 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
That tank, or at least one of them, is IRREGULAR JOHNSON
You go and BITE that tank like Grodd intended!
November 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
You go and BITE that tank like Grodd intended!
Going to leave it there. Landing in a little bit.
November 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Going to leave it there. Landing in a little bit.
Talk Me Down - Willy Mason
This fucking guy is like Colin Hay and Mark Knopfler and Pete Yorn like four other artists had a kid. Love this dude.
This fucking guy is like Colin Hay and Mark Knopfler and Pete Yorn like four other artists had a kid. Love this dude.
November 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Talk Me Down - Willy Mason
This fucking guy is like Colin Hay and Mark Knopfler and Pete Yorn like four other artists had a kid. Love this dude.
This fucking guy is like Colin Hay and Mark Knopfler and Pete Yorn like four other artists had a kid. Love this dude.
Obsession - OK GO
Will never be rid of this song because we watched the video on YouTube so many times. It's a fine song. The video is ok.
Will never be rid of this song because we watched the video on YouTube so many times. It's a fine song. The video is ok.
November 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Obsession - OK GO
Will never be rid of this song because we watched the video on YouTube so many times. It's a fine song. The video is ok.
Will never be rid of this song because we watched the video on YouTube so many times. It's a fine song. The video is ok.
Go With the Flow - Querns of the Stone Age
This song has the kind of crazy energy I like from QOTSA. Like an engine on a highway, into the night, escaping a bad day and a worse relationship. You're probably the problem and not quite ready to admit it.
This song has the kind of crazy energy I like from QOTSA. Like an engine on a highway, into the night, escaping a bad day and a worse relationship. You're probably the problem and not quite ready to admit it.
November 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Go With the Flow - Querns of the Stone Age
This song has the kind of crazy energy I like from QOTSA. Like an engine on a highway, into the night, escaping a bad day and a worse relationship. You're probably the problem and not quite ready to admit it.
This song has the kind of crazy energy I like from QOTSA. Like an engine on a highway, into the night, escaping a bad day and a worse relationship. You're probably the problem and not quite ready to admit it.
Don't Fear the Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult
Go read about how this band got its name. Go ahead. I'll wait.
Go read about how this band got its name. Go ahead. I'll wait.
November 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Don't Fear the Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult
Go read about how this band got its name. Go ahead. I'll wait.
Go read about how this band got its name. Go ahead. I'll wait.
Hail, Hail - Pearl Jam
This is one of my favorite PJ songs. I want to pound my feet and stomp my hands whenever it comes on.
This is one of my favorite PJ songs. I want to pound my feet and stomp my hands whenever it comes on.
November 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Hail, Hail - Pearl Jam
This is one of my favorite PJ songs. I want to pound my feet and stomp my hands whenever it comes on.
This is one of my favorite PJ songs. I want to pound my feet and stomp my hands whenever it comes on.
Fake Empire - The National
Sad Dad Music all day.
Sad Dad Music all day.
November 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Fake Empire - The National
Sad Dad Music all day.
Sad Dad Music all day.
Get Luv - Audrey Nuna
Again, her range just tickles me. Can't wait to see her perform live someday
Again, her range just tickles me. Can't wait to see her perform live someday
November 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Get Luv - Audrey Nuna
Again, her range just tickles me. Can't wait to see her perform live someday
Again, her range just tickles me. Can't wait to see her perform live someday