Lord Emp
@emperorgoblin.bsky.social
(he/him) Raised by hyenas.
I got to meet my friend, @karenho.bsky.social in person for the first time today. We had lunch and traded stories and my very bad jokes (the Pope is her driver). I also met Max. This is Max:
October 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I got to meet my friend, @karenho.bsky.social in person for the first time today. We had lunch and traded stories and my very bad jokes (the Pope is her driver). I also met Max. This is Max:
"Hey thanks! I got distracted will have to call a little later"
October 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
"Hey thanks! I got distracted will have to call a little later"
Gonna have to check my math on this one, but I'm pretty sure this was just @funranium.bsky.social. The Prussias were probably also him.
October 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Gonna have to check my math on this one, but I'm pretty sure this was just @funranium.bsky.social. The Prussias were probably also him.
We adopted a kitten. Please meet Orville Urbanmech R60 Carl's Jr.
October 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
We adopted a kitten. Please meet Orville Urbanmech R60 Carl's Jr.
It's a wonderful anthology, incorporating revolutionary and psychedelic themes, as well as interesting and provocative art.
October 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
It's a wonderful anthology, incorporating revolutionary and psychedelic themes, as well as interesting and provocative art.
Finished 'The Library at Hellebore' by @casskhaw.bsky.social the other night. It's about 8 magical college students locked in a library with a ticking clock and a mandate to kill....
October 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Finished 'The Library at Hellebore' by @casskhaw.bsky.social the other night. It's about 8 magical college students locked in a library with a ticking clock and a mandate to kill....
October 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Welp, time to make Stereolab my entire personality again.
September 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Welp, time to make Stereolab my entire personality again.
Me, 2 hours before trash pickup: I'm going to get all the trash and recycling together and empty the litter robot.
Me, 1.5 hours later, trying to get the litter robot to re-seat after a full dismantling and cleaning: there is shit on my face and I'm going to burn this house down.
Me, 1.5 hours later, trying to get the litter robot to re-seat after a full dismantling and cleaning: there is shit on my face and I'm going to burn this house down.
September 10, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Me, 2 hours before trash pickup: I'm going to get all the trash and recycling together and empty the litter robot.
Me, 1.5 hours later, trying to get the litter robot to re-seat after a full dismantling and cleaning: there is shit on my face and I'm going to burn this house down.
Me, 1.5 hours later, trying to get the litter robot to re-seat after a full dismantling and cleaning: there is shit on my face and I'm going to burn this house down.
Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr
September 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr
My daughter requires that we stock these.
September 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
My daughter requires that we stock these.
I finished 'Supergods' by @grantmorrison.bsky.social on a flight somewhere over the Plains, perfectly gridded in patchwork beneath a hazy blanket of clouds outside the cabin window. The cover blurb doesn't quite get it, as this book is part history of comic books and superheroes, part autobiography.
September 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I finished 'Supergods' by @grantmorrison.bsky.social on a flight somewhere over the Plains, perfectly gridded in patchwork beneath a hazy blanket of clouds outside the cabin window. The cover blurb doesn't quite get it, as this book is part history of comic books and superheroes, part autobiography.
Buy my book.
(I don't have a book)
(I don't have a book)
August 31, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Buy my book.
(I don't have a book)
(I don't have a book)
NAILED IT. It's my daughter's 8th birthday today. I made a cake.
August 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
NAILED IT. It's my daughter's 8th birthday today. I made a cake.
Selling some RPG books on ebay. Cheap to a good home. Free if you're a friend. Hit me up for a link.
August 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Selling some RPG books on ebay. Cheap to a good home. Free if you're a friend. Hit me up for a link.
Got this for my kid for a cool back to school shirt. I have to return it.
The print starts below the armpits. Looks like a big ol biker belly tattoo.
The print starts below the armpits. Looks like a big ol biker belly tattoo.
August 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Got this for my kid for a cool back to school shirt. I have to return it.
The print starts below the armpits. Looks like a big ol biker belly tattoo.
The print starts below the armpits. Looks like a big ol biker belly tattoo.
Burning a stump in my backyard and I can't get close to it because I'm too good at fire.
August 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Burning a stump in my backyard and I can't get close to it because I'm too good at fire.
One of the measures of good pizza is whether it reheats well.
Mine reheats well.
Mine reheats well.
August 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
One of the measures of good pizza is whether it reheats well.
Mine reheats well.
Mine reheats well.
Just finished 'A Day of Fallen Night' by @samanthashannon.bsky.social This 900-page tome is the prequel to 'The Priory of the Orange Tree,' another 900-page tome. It is a highly entertaining book and a worthy follow up to Priory.
August 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Just finished 'A Day of Fallen Night' by @samanthashannon.bsky.social This 900-page tome is the prequel to 'The Priory of the Orange Tree,' another 900-page tome. It is a highly entertaining book and a worthy follow up to Priory.
Whoever reported this is a cop and probably a fascist.
August 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Whoever reported this is a cop and probably a fascist.