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Miss Dorito
@emnicw.bsky.social

⚧️ • She/Her
🇺🇸 in 🇳🇴
baby tree momma
I have a cat.
His name is 🐿.
The strong nuclear force
November 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
How are these two posts not related???
November 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Same vibe
November 17, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Row v wade
November 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Life as an emigrant..
November 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Age yourself with gaming 🎮
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
You've just died. The 6th picture in your phone is what killed you.
November 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
💖💖💖💖

This was just a few hours after 🐿️ and I first met back in 2012.

He was a lil trash rat who adopted me & made me bring him home.
November 7, 2025 at 6:25 AM
November 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
In the sewer but not of the sewer
November 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Fixed it!
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social please hire me
November 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Everyone shat themselves so hard in early medieval England that they started talking differently
November 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
October 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Exactly what kind of vibes am I giving off to be followed by an account like this?
October 23, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it's a Herkimer Battle Jitney
October 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
October 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
October 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
October 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Just wait till you drive through a neighborhood full of fartsdumpers
October 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
October 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Just being silly here 😝
October 15, 2025 at 10:34 AM
It was in my brain so now you have to see it too
October 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
My Norwegian fiancé has opinions on this image I made to prove a silly point.

That -aise means “with a raw egg” and that the complete word is the main ingredient of the sauce plus -aise

Eg…
mayonnaise = mayo + a raw egg
Hollandaise = Dutchmen + a raw egg
Bearnaise = Bears + a raw egg
October 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Octopodes nuts
October 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I’ll take it
October 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM