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Miss Dorito
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⚧️ • She/Her
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baby tree momma
I have a cat.
His name is 🐿.
Pinned
It’s not a purity test, it’s a basic human decency test. Fix your hearts.
A Puerto Rican driver license is every bit as valid in the continental U.S. as a license from California or New York.
Fuckin cops didn’t even know

youtu.be/qd9R7RsCHXU
Puerto Rican man denied rental car after showing identification
YouTube video by NBC News
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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Non-Biathlon Skier Would Also Like Gun
February 9, 2026 at 4:00 PM
A poll from 2023 showed 54% do not know
February 9, 2026 at 4:22 PM
What the hecky?
February 9, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Pretty sure they were just playing the original studio track from 25+ years ago.
This clip was from 2024 btw. I’ve seen a lot of posts that seem to be suggesting it was very recent
February 9, 2026 at 11:37 AM
If the whole USA was like the Bronx the USA would probably be a lot better off. Any of the boroughs, really, except Staten Island
February 9, 2026 at 11:24 AM
The Bronx?
February 9, 2026 at 11:17 AM
The baseball bat 💖
February 9, 2026 at 5:51 AM
I wish all the noisy fucks yelling & stomping in the hallway at 3:45am a very long and agonizing hangover
February 9, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts

I’ll take it
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Seattle fr used to have those
February 9, 2026 at 12:34 AM
The after years
February 8, 2026 at 11:18 AM
My money is on the z scale enthusiast
February 8, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Taters gonna tate
February 8, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Asteroid story?
February 8, 2026 at 4:56 AM
last rites…

Ok ya ima have to watch it now too
February 8, 2026 at 4:51 AM
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This audience can walk across the desert on arrakis without any fear of attracting shai halud
guys. the kid rock performance is uh. well it’s exactly what you’d expect
February 6, 2026 at 11:12 PM
YESS!! It’s unbelievable
February 8, 2026 at 4:10 AM
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the lead singer of Three Doors Down died. the lead singer of Three Dog Night died on the 2nd. if i were in Third Eye Blind or Three Six Mafia i'd be very nervous about this specific rule of threes
February 8, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Glove liners under the nitrile gloves will prevent this
February 7, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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NEXT MONTH.
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February 7, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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that is buckwild, Sweden
February 7, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Seems plausible 🤔
February 7, 2026 at 4:32 PM