Miss Dorito
@emnicw.bsky.social
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baby tree momma
I have a cat.
His name is 🐿.
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Miss Dorito
@emnicw.bsky.social
· Aug 28
It’s not a purity test, it’s a basic human decency test. Fix your hearts.
Imagine if Romulus had been killed by his brother instead of the other way around. We’d be talking about remantic getaways & putting remaine lettuce in our chicken Caesar wraps
November 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Imagine if Romulus had been killed by his brother instead of the other way around. We’d be talking about remantic getaways & putting remaine lettuce in our chicken Caesar wraps
Genuinely surprised at how many of y’all need to be told that making fun of him for the bubba bj email is actually homo/biphobic and a really shitty thing to do.
This is a real “He’ll never see it but all your gay/bi/pan friends will” moment.
This is a real “He’ll never see it but all your gay/bi/pan friends will” moment.
November 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Genuinely surprised at how many of y’all need to be told that making fun of him for the bubba bj email is actually homo/biphobic and a really shitty thing to do.
This is a real “He’ll never see it but all your gay/bi/pan friends will” moment.
This is a real “He’ll never see it but all your gay/bi/pan friends will” moment.
Less cuddle more coddle 🥺
November 16, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Less cuddle more coddle 🥺
Idk why but for 5 weeks now by body has been on Eastern Indonesia Time and it suuuucks
This message brought to you by I’m so so eepy
This message brought to you by I’m so so eepy
November 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Idk why but for 5 weeks now by body has been on Eastern Indonesia Time and it suuuucks
This message brought to you by I’m so so eepy
This message brought to you by I’m so so eepy
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i wish i could have been in the room when they were brainstorming how to solve the housing crisis and someone raised their hand and said "what about 50 year mortgages?"
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 AM
i wish i could have been in the room when they were brainstorming how to solve the housing crisis and someone raised their hand and said "what about 50 year mortgages?"
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Skyrim modders really be naming the most beautiful creations/tool/script ever some shit like "Penumbral Enclosure: New Immersive Sci-Fi Artifacts" just so the acronym is PENISFART or some shit
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Skyrim modders really be naming the most beautiful creations/tool/script ever some shit like "Penumbral Enclosure: New Immersive Sci-Fi Artifacts" just so the acronym is PENISFART or some shit
Life as an emigrant..
November 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Life as an emigrant..
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❌ dress rehearsal
✅ peek performance
✅ peek performance
November 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
❌ dress rehearsal
✅ peek performance
✅ peek performance
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a “Space Force”, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a “Space Force”, if you will
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My Friday was just completely ruined when someone told me it is Wednesday.
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying wait what ?
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying wait what ?
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
My Friday was just completely ruined when someone told me it is Wednesday.
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I just saw an online description for a library that said that it was "known for its books."
Damn, I've got to check that place out.
Damn, I've got to check that place out.
November 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I just saw an online description for a library that said that it was "known for its books."
Damn, I've got to check that place out.
Damn, I've got to check that place out.
It’s a stork!
November 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
It’s a stork!
Policies for World’s Largest Economy to be based on *checks notes* DoorDash
November 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Policies for World’s Largest Economy to be based on *checks notes* DoorDash
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‘Nickname’ is not ‘nick’ + ‘name.’
It was originally ‘ekename.’
‘Eke’ was the Middle English word for “also” or “in addition.”
Since ‘ekename’ began with a vowel, people used ‘an’ before it.
Over time, 'an ekename' became 'a nickname.'
It was originally ‘ekename.’
‘Eke’ was the Middle English word for “also” or “in addition.”
Since ‘ekename’ began with a vowel, people used ‘an’ before it.
Over time, 'an ekename' became 'a nickname.'
November 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
‘Nickname’ is not ‘nick’ + ‘name.’
It was originally ‘ekename.’
‘Eke’ was the Middle English word for “also” or “in addition.”
Since ‘ekename’ began with a vowel, people used ‘an’ before it.
Over time, 'an ekename' became 'a nickname.'
It was originally ‘ekename.’
‘Eke’ was the Middle English word for “also” or “in addition.”
Since ‘ekename’ began with a vowel, people used ‘an’ before it.
Over time, 'an ekename' became 'a nickname.'
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Much like magnets, no one really knows why the aurora borealis happens. Some say it’s because the gods are angry, some say the gods are joyful, still others say the gods got super high at their friend Kev’s house and then went to a laser show.
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Much like magnets, no one really knows why the aurora borealis happens. Some say it’s because the gods are angry, some say the gods are joyful, still others say the gods got super high at their friend Kev’s house and then went to a laser show.
I think TTG really messed up not having more Rose content
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I think TTG really messed up not having more Rose content
For those who may not realize, Harris County is a large part of the Houston area, the most progressive city in the state.
Wow! A new low for Ken Paxton. His deranged press release claims that there cannot be any legitimate purpose for legal defense for people facing deportation — effectively saying that removal defense is not legitimate and only “radicals” would want people to have lawyers.
Horrid stuff from him.
Horrid stuff from him.
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
For those who may not realize, Harris County is a large part of the Houston area, the most progressive city in the state.
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I feel like if a company can’t treat its employees like human beings then maybe that company shouldn’t exist.
Is this good? It doesn't seem good.
"Walgreens will no longer give many of its retail workers paid vacation time for Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays, as the company looks to cut costs under new owners."
"Walgreens will no longer give many of its retail workers paid vacation time for Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays, as the company looks to cut costs under new owners."
Walgreens Cuts Pay for Hourly Store Workers After $10 Billion Buyout
Walgreens will no longer give many of its retail workers paid vacation time for Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays, as the company looks to cut costs under new owners.
www.bloomberg.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I feel like if a company can’t treat its employees like human beings then maybe that company shouldn’t exist.
In 2035 another 66 years will have passed.
Still existing will be our great achievement.
Still existing will be our great achievement.
November 11, 2025 at 11:46 AM
In 2035 another 66 years will have passed.
Still existing will be our great achievement.
Still existing will be our great achievement.
Well he’s right about the unpopular opinion part
November 11, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Well he’s right about the unpopular opinion part
Guarantee there’s a kid named Gavroche in that neighborhood.
Christchurch's playground elephant: demure, unassuming, shaped like a friend
Oamaru's playground elephant: ready for the next Punic war
Oamaru's playground elephant: ready for the next Punic war
November 11, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Guarantee there’s a kid named Gavroche in that neighborhood.