Miss Dorito
@emnicw.bsky.social
⚧️ • She/Her
🇺🇸 in 🇳🇴
baby tree momma
I have a cat.
His name is 🐿.
Pinned
Miss Dorito
@emnicw.bsky.social
· Aug 28
It’s not a purity test, it’s a basic human decency test. Fix your hearts.
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Non-Biathlon Skier Would Also Like Gun
February 9, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Non-Biathlon Skier Would Also Like Gun
I wish all the noisy fucks yelling & stomping in the hallway at 3:45am a very long and agonizing hangover
February 9, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I wish all the noisy fucks yelling & stomping in the hallway at 3:45am a very long and agonizing hangover
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This audience can walk across the desert on arrakis without any fear of attracting shai halud
guys. the kid rock performance is uh. well it’s exactly what you’d expect
February 6, 2026 at 11:12 PM
This audience can walk across the desert on arrakis without any fear of attracting shai halud
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the lead singer of Three Doors Down died. the lead singer of Three Dog Night died on the 2nd. if i were in Third Eye Blind or Three Six Mafia i'd be very nervous about this specific rule of threes
February 8, 2026 at 1:29 AM
the lead singer of Three Doors Down died. the lead singer of Three Dog Night died on the 2nd. if i were in Third Eye Blind or Three Six Mafia i'd be very nervous about this specific rule of threes
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NEXT MONTH.
Do you like helping people? I need some help! Do you like vanquishing demons? Dysphoria is my demon, let's kill it! Do you like body horror? They're going to take my face off! Do you like strippers? I'm not one but throw dollar bills at me anyway! Do you like sharks? Cool me too!
gofund.me/10408a79
gofund.me/10408a79
Donate to Help Kelly Get Facial Feminization Surgery (FFS), organized by Kelly Warner
Hello! My name is Kelly. I'm a trans woman living in the Midwest seeking… Kelly Warner needs your support for Help Kelly Get Facial Feminization Surgery (FFS)
gofund.me
February 7, 2026 at 5:32 PM
NEXT MONTH.
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that is buckwild, Sweden
February 7, 2026 at 12:28 PM
that is buckwild, Sweden
#aberdeen
Why are the young folks dressing up in suits & dresses like for a fancy dinner and carrying Tesco bags filled with liquor? What’s happening tonight?
Why are the young folks dressing up in suits & dresses like for a fancy dinner and carrying Tesco bags filled with liquor? What’s happening tonight?
February 7, 2026 at 4:23 PM
#aberdeen
Why are the young folks dressing up in suits & dresses like for a fancy dinner and carrying Tesco bags filled with liquor? What’s happening tonight?
Why are the young folks dressing up in suits & dresses like for a fancy dinner and carrying Tesco bags filled with liquor? What’s happening tonight?
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars”, “Star Trek”, “Dr. Who”, or “Transformers."
February 7, 2026 at 2:40 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars”, “Star Trek”, “Dr. Who”, or “Transformers."
I need this man to be my friend
Red-lipped batfish looks like it’s judging everything and everyone
February 7, 2026 at 8:21 AM
I need this man to be my friend
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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People say it's too hard to cook at home and I say maybe you just aren't trying hard enough
February 6, 2026 at 10:42 PM
People say it's too hard to cook at home and I say maybe you just aren't trying hard enough
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Hvorfor heter det shot og ikke instadram 🤔
February 6, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Hvorfor heter det shot og ikke instadram 🤔
If you see this, post a character that starts with E
February 6, 2026 at 1:46 PM
If you see this, post a character that starts with E
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I taught my parrot to say, “Help, I’ve been turned into a parrot.”
The authorities are involved.
No regrets.
The authorities are involved.
No regrets.
February 6, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I taught my parrot to say, “Help, I’ve been turned into a parrot.”
The authorities are involved.
No regrets.
The authorities are involved.
No regrets.
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Already need a timeline cleanse this Friday morning....
February 6, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Already need a timeline cleanse this Friday morning....
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I must inform bluesky about the size of my grapes
February 5, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I must inform bluesky about the size of my grapes
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![Comic. [Over dark background, a five-pointed pentagram-style star orbits around a white circle with a smaller orbit.] [caption] Space news: Astronomers have found the first known system with a main-sequence star orbited by a five-pointed one.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreigbbhzy2dqnafyqqba26sgh7vjzdu2mvsczyiapveerp2eoru6gum@jpeg)
February 6, 2026 at 12:07 AM
TIL Hatsune Miku is 25 🤷🏻♀️
aint no way the official microsoft databricks documentation site used Hatsune Miku as an example what
February 5, 2026 at 11:37 PM
TIL Hatsune Miku is 25 🤷🏻♀️
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Aw, that's a shame. All of them, you say?
February 4, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Aw, that's a shame. All of them, you say?
Idk who needs to hear this but
*says something nobody needed to hear*
*says something nobody needed to hear*
February 5, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Idk who needs to hear this but
*says something nobody needed to hear*
*says something nobody needed to hear*
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
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my partner was heating up refried beans and queso and i said “oi this blokes avin a cheesy bean dinner” in a british accent and i think he hated me for a split second
February 3, 2026 at 9:22 PM
my partner was heating up refried beans and queso and i said “oi this blokes avin a cheesy bean dinner” in a british accent and i think he hated me for a split second