Miss Dorito
@emnicw.bsky.social
⚧️ • She/Her
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baby tree momma
I have a cat.
His name is 🐿.
Pinned
Miss Dorito
@emnicw.bsky.social
· Aug 28
It’s not a purity test, it’s a basic human decency test. Fix your hearts.
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ISAAC NEWTON: gravity is what keeps us from just aimlessly floating around
A FISH: what the fuck are you talking about
A FISH: what the fuck are you talking about
December 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
ISAAC NEWTON: gravity is what keeps us from just aimlessly floating around
A FISH: what the fuck are you talking about
A FISH: what the fuck are you talking about
Tag yourself, I’m the HUGE WAK ИinN CLOSET
December 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Tag yourself, I’m the HUGE WAK ИinN CLOSET
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how to draw a shark
1. draw a bunny
2. erase the bunny
3. now draw a shark
1. draw a bunny
2. erase the bunny
3. now draw a shark
November 30, 2025 at 10:23 AM
how to draw a shark
1. draw a bunny
2. erase the bunny
3. now draw a shark
1. draw a bunny
2. erase the bunny
3. now draw a shark
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Weirdly, this is all part of a 50-year-long plan to get their parents back together
The identical twin brother of MAGA Texas Rep. Troy Nehls is hoping to replace his brother in Congress after Nehls announced his retirement on Saturday.
MAGA Rep. Tries to Hand Seat to Literally Identical Successor
Trever Nehls is hoping to replace his brother, Texas Rep. Troy Nehls, in Congress.
trib.al
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Weirdly, this is all part of a 50-year-long plan to get their parents back together
Tag yourself, I’m #2
1. Gamer who sways all over the place, making lots of weird noises/expressions
2. Gamer who sits emotionless, hands in their lap, moving only their fingers on the controller
1. Gamer who sways all over the place, making lots of weird noises/expressions
2. Gamer who sits emotionless, hands in their lap, moving only their fingers on the controller
November 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Tag yourself, I’m #2
1. Gamer who sways all over the place, making lots of weird noises/expressions
2. Gamer who sits emotionless, hands in their lap, moving only their fingers on the controller
1. Gamer who sways all over the place, making lots of weird noises/expressions
2. Gamer who sits emotionless, hands in their lap, moving only their fingers on the controller
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Dog Owners: This is Sir Reginald Barklesworth III, Esq. He comes from a long and storied line of Alsatian Wolfcurldoodles.
Cat Owners: Yeah this is Crap Casserole, his mom gave birth on a roof and then he got stuck in a sewer
Cat Owners: Yeah this is Crap Casserole, his mom gave birth on a roof and then he got stuck in a sewer
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Dog Owners: This is Sir Reginald Barklesworth III, Esq. He comes from a long and storied line of Alsatian Wolfcurldoodles.
Cat Owners: Yeah this is Crap Casserole, his mom gave birth on a roof and then he got stuck in a sewer
Cat Owners: Yeah this is Crap Casserole, his mom gave birth on a roof and then he got stuck in a sewer
Preserving tradition for future generations
Had to go back to get proof
November 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Preserving tradition for future generations
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If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
November 28, 2025 at 11:02 AM
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
The way my brain parsed “…according to Leslie Lyons, a feline geneticist…” made for one huge plot twist. 😳
Very interesting article
Very interesting article
New DNA evidence rewrites the history of domesticated cats.
You can close the window that pops up in the story about registering to read more & can continue reading it.
www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/arti...
You can close the window that pops up in the story about registering to read more & can continue reading it.
www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/arti...
When did cats become domesticated? New DNA evidence changes the story.
A new study overturns previous findings that domestic cats originated thousands of years earlier.
www.nationalgeographic.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:29 AM
The way my brain parsed “…according to Leslie Lyons, a feline geneticist…” made for one huge plot twist. 😳
Very interesting article
Very interesting article
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y’all mind if i have a little american dim sum for thanksgiving dinner? 🌭
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
y’all mind if i have a little american dim sum for thanksgiving dinner? 🌭
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you want to see a picture of a baby Swordfish? Yeah you do, here it is
November 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
you want to see a picture of a baby Swordfish? Yeah you do, here it is
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it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!
November 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!
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Me: I’d like a book by Shakespeare
Librarian: Which one?
Me: William
Librarian: Which one?
Me: William
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Me: I’d like a book by Shakespeare
Librarian: Which one?
Me: William
Librarian: Which one?
Me: William
Estrogen
Let’s all go around the table and say one word we’re thankful for.
November 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Estrogen
Waiting for Godot
A film based on the novelization of a screen adaptation of the play
A film based on the novelization of a screen adaptation of the play
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Waiting for Godot
A film based on the novelization of a screen adaptation of the play
A film based on the novelization of a screen adaptation of the play
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A supposed dormant volcano erupts in Ethiopia after being inactive for at least 12.000 years.
www.scientificamerican.com/article/hayl...
www.scientificamerican.com/article/hayl...
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
A supposed dormant volcano erupts in Ethiopia after being inactive for at least 12.000 years.
www.scientificamerican.com/article/hayl...
www.scientificamerican.com/article/hayl...
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Having read a lot of space sci-fi, I would highly encourage these people to stop digging right now www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
'Extraordinary discovery' at Orkney's Ness of Brodgar Neolithic site
Archaeologists are to resume digging at the site after 3D radar technology uncovered a mystery find.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Having read a lot of space sci-fi, I would highly encourage these people to stop digging right now www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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A 60-year-old in Germany is now the 7th person announced HIV-free after a stem-cell transplant. He’s been clear of the virus for almost six years.
#BlueSky #MedSky #NewsSky #IDSky #NurseSky #SciSky
#BlueSky #MedSky #NewsSky #IDSky #NurseSky #SciSky
Seventh patient ‘cured’ of HIV: why scientists are excited
A man in Germany is HIV-free after receiving stem cells that are not resistant to the virus.
www.nature.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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what if cats and dogs just *looked* like that back in medieval times?
November 27, 2025 at 10:36 AM
what if cats and dogs just *looked* like that back in medieval times?
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getting a tattoo
November 27, 2025 at 10:56 AM
getting a tattoo
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Queer people just dress like Pokemon trainers
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Queer people just dress like Pokemon trainers
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i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
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Masochist Dog Enjoys Being Walked Around On Leash While Naked https://theonion.com/masochist-dog-enjoys-being-walked-around-on-leash-while-1819575370/
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Masochist Dog Enjoys Being Walked Around On Leash While Naked https://theonion.com/masochist-dog-enjoys-being-walked-around-on-leash-while-1819575370/