So much discourse about a/b/o lit focuses on physical aspects (knotting, copious amount of fluids), while the emotional value is completely overlooked.

Who doesn’t want a soulmate on an emotional and biological level, who instinctively knows how to care for you, and is locked in for forever?

Muppets remake of Saving Private Ryan and whenever there's gore it's just ribbons and yarn spilling out with an occasional human hand glimpsed underneath

It’s a solid hobby, doesn’t let me down very often.

Actually, @stoicdeath.bsky.social is my official Emotional Support Pickle.

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What I imagine my soul should look like: an adorable pastel goth in baby pink platform boots and pigtails

What it probably actually looks like right now: a Waffle House cook taking a midnight smoke break by the dumpster

who wanna..