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emmetthorrell.bsky.social
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@emmetthorrell.bsky.social
He/Him, I play old games and can maybe be funny sometimes

Pfp by Juliana Chen
People already sent the template so im sending my favorite
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 AM
this is like went to the store if it was #epic
November 16, 2025 at 8:21 AM
i need that bag so bad you have no idea
November 16, 2025 at 5:45 AM
You better keep that cap
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Nightmargin no
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
whar?
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Im sorry ily buddy
November 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Blehhh :pppppp
November 10, 2025 at 4:58 AM
:PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
but im just a little guy!!! Just a silly little guy!!!!’
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
sorry i ate them all sorry
November 10, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The evil trident
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
they did this to me and i just let it use my email as verification (which worked???) and now im getting nothing but ads about erectile dysfunction because thats what all adults deal with i guess
November 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I had just finished a fight with the grand steward in madness project nexus arena mode who spawns a bunch of robots every time you deal damage to it and you cant deal damage again until you kill all the robots

this applies to a LOT of bosses though
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
YOU’VE NEVER SEEN EVIL GREEN SKELETON???
November 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Caliborn Homestuck youtube.com/shorts/ybORd...
I am very green, but I’m mean
YouTube video by StayBurnt
youtube.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM