starboundMercenary
@emmetthorrell.bsky.social
He/Him, I play old games and can maybe be funny sometimes
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god i wish i had swag like this
November 16, 2025 at 5:45 AM
god i wish i had swag like this
Mark my words we’re getting hl3 news within a week
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Mark my words we’re getting hl3 news within a week
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November 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Is this the hardest merch ever?
November 15, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Is this the hardest merch ever?
things are actually happening now im so giddy heehehehehe
November 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
things are actually happening now im so giddy heehehehehe
the new super mario bros ost every few seconds:
buh
November 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
the new super mario bros ost every few seconds:
felt like downloading wikipedia and things got a little out of hand
November 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
felt like downloading wikipedia and things got a little out of hand
Saw a placeable building
November 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Saw a placeable building
bro i cant watch siivagunner this is 1984
November 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
bro i cant watch siivagunner this is 1984
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In a 1996 interview about Super Mario 64, Shigeru Miyamoto said he really wanted to make Mario throw MIPS the Rabbit by his ears, and would have done it if the team had just one more month.
October 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
In a 1996 interview about Super Mario 64, Shigeru Miyamoto said he really wanted to make Mario throw MIPS the Rabbit by his ears, and would have done it if the team had just one more month.
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In Super Mario Odyssey, there is a single Luigi who is somehow too much for the Nintendo Switch to handle. Bringing the camera close to this 8-bit Luigi in Metro Kingdom at night will cause the game to stutter and slow down to 5 FPS. This is the only Luigi who has this effect.
October 31, 2025 at 2:26 PM
In Super Mario Odyssey, there is a single Luigi who is somehow too much for the Nintendo Switch to handle. Bringing the camera close to this 8-bit Luigi in Metro Kingdom at night will cause the game to stutter and slow down to 5 FPS. This is the only Luigi who has this effect.
This feels like a completely new game, so excited for the SAR autism to return when this comes out
Super Animal World opens on Tuesday, December 9th 🎊
Introducing a whole new way to play Super Animal Royale: a free expansion with Social Hub, fishing, bug catching, hamsterball racing, 350+ quests, and secrets to uncover.
Introducing a whole new way to play Super Animal Royale: a free expansion with Social Hub, fishing, bug catching, hamsterball racing, 350+ quests, and secrets to uncover.
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
This feels like a completely new game, so excited for the SAR autism to return when this comes out
Game devs really gotta stop making bosses where the main mechanic is that they’re completely invincible most of the time
November 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Game devs really gotta stop making bosses where the main mechanic is that they’re completely invincible most of the time
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We’re finally ready to share Super Animal World’s release date, and it’s just around the corner! 🎉
The team worked so hard on this expansion and trailer, so we’re debuting it as a YouTube Premiere to watch it live with all of you. Join us Tuesday at 10am PT: www.youtube.com/watch?v=L77P...
The team worked so hard on this expansion and trailer, so we’re debuting it as a YouTube Premiere to watch it live with all of you. Join us Tuesday at 10am PT: www.youtube.com/watch?v=L77P...
November 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
We’re finally ready to share Super Animal World’s release date, and it’s just around the corner! 🎉
The team worked so hard on this expansion and trailer, so we’re debuting it as a YouTube Premiere to watch it live with all of you. Join us Tuesday at 10am PT: www.youtube.com/watch?v=L77P...
The team worked so hard on this expansion and trailer, so we’re debuting it as a YouTube Premiere to watch it live with all of you. Join us Tuesday at 10am PT: www.youtube.com/watch?v=L77P...
new jackbox game about microphones lets you record sounds to play on the main menu and i think we spent like 10 minutes just goofing off instead of actually playing the game it was beautiful
we played co-op my singing monsters
we played co-op my singing monsters
November 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
new jackbox game about microphones lets you record sounds to play on the main menu and i think we spent like 10 minutes just goofing off instead of actually playing the game it was beautiful
we played co-op my singing monsters
we played co-op my singing monsters
Eeeven flooowww
November 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Eeeven flooowww
Happy halloween
October 31, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Happy halloween
oh my god @fivepaninis.bsky.social is on the front page of wikipedia??? awesome????
October 31, 2025 at 8:11 PM
oh my god @fivepaninis.bsky.social is on the front page of wikipedia??? awesome????
my autism senses are freaking out over this google doodle WELCOME BACK MOMO!!!!!
October 31, 2025 at 12:45 AM
my autism senses are freaking out over this google doodle WELCOME BACK MOMO!!!!!
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Ray Tracing was a mistake bro
October 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Ray Tracing was a mistake bro
if you were facing a strong moral dilemma and you see me appear on your shoulder dressed like this would you listen
October 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
if you were facing a strong moral dilemma and you see me appear on your shoulder dressed like this would you listen
wikipedia is my second favorite website
October 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
wikipedia is my second favorite website
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I had a friend play through an early unfinished version of Chapter 5!
Their testimonial was "I am still thinking about it a lot and want to play it more and it's kawaii when toby is worried about if it's good enough"
Their testimonial was "I am still thinking about it a lot and want to play it more and it's kawaii when toby is worried about if it's good enough"
October 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I had a friend play through an early unfinished version of Chapter 5!
Their testimonial was "I am still thinking about it a lot and want to play it more and it's kawaii when toby is worried about if it's good enough"
Their testimonial was "I am still thinking about it a lot and want to play it more and it's kawaii when toby is worried about if it's good enough"