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emmetthorrell.bsky.social
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@emmetthorrell.bsky.social
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He/Him, I play old games and can maybe be funny sometimes

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emmetthorrell.bsky.social
god i wish i had swag like this
picture of a person leaning against a wall wearing a WinRAR hoodie and jeans, they also have a WinRAR-themed bag around their torso.
November 16, 2025 at 5:45 AM
emmetthorrell.bsky.social
Is this the hardest merch ever?
Women’s underwear covered in images of Caliborn from Homestuck with text saying “DON’T MASTURBATE.”
November 15, 2025 at 6:38 AM
emmetthorrell.bsky.social
felt like downloading wikipedia and things got a little out of hand
discord screenshot of a series of messages i sent "ok this hard drive still has 607GB free and it has: * English Wikipedia w/Pictures (as of 2025-08-18) * Simple English Wikipedia w/Pictures (as of 2025-09-25) * Wikibooks (as of 2025-10-29) * Project Gutenberg Library (as of 2023-08-25) * Every TED Talk (as of 2025-08-23) wikibooks and gutenberg are both book archives this thing would go crazy in a nuclear bunker apparently the software im using used to have a WikiHow archive too but they took it down bc of copyright issues"
November 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
emmetthorrell.bsky.social
Saw a placeable building
photo i took while in the car, one of the buildings is lit up in a way that makes it seem completely highlighted in green like when you’re trying to place something in a videogame
November 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
emmetthorrell.bsky.social
bro i cant watch siivagunner this is 1984
youtube screenshot where im trying to watch my beloved siivagunner rips and then its like hey buddy give us your ID and personal info so we can prove you're not a minor or something
November 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
emmetthorrell.bsky.social
Eeeven flooowww
Jesus on a skateboard
November 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
emmetthorrell.bsky.social
Happy halloween
October 31, 2025 at 8:53 PM
emmetthorrell.bsky.social
oh my god @fivepaninis.bsky.social is on the front page of wikipedia??? awesome????
A screenshot of the front page of Wikipedia, saying "Did you know that the animator of the Magic Cat Academy Halloween-themed Google Doodles overcame her arachnophobia to design a spider boss that was ultimately rejected as 'way too scary'?"
October 31, 2025 at 8:11 PM
emmetthorrell.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 12:39 PM
emmetthorrell.bsky.social
my autism senses are freaking out over this google doodle WELCOME BACK MOMO!!!!!
A screenshot of the final level of the Halloween 2025 Google Doodle, note Momo in the top left Part of the ending screen of the aforementioned doodle, focused on pac-mans dressed as Froggy, Lucky, and the Halloween 2015 Doodle's yellow witch
October 31, 2025 at 12:45 AM
emmetthorrell.bsky.social
if you were facing a strong moral dilemma and you see me appear on your shoulder dressed like this would you listen
kid in a generic devil costume
October 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
emmetthorrell.bsky.social
wikipedia is my second favorite website
Discord conversation Me: "I mean a paraphilia doesn't have to be that bad" Friend: "Example please /gen" Me: "thanks wikipedia." with a screenshot of a google result saying "List of paraphilias - Anthropophagolagnia, Raping and then cannibalizing another person."
October 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
emmetthorrell.bsky.social
i followed it up with this lol
4chan is like a combination between a zoo and a major historical museum so many iconic and important things are hosted there but also you dont wanna step foot in the cages, it's just fun to watch the animals
October 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
emmetthorrell.bsky.social
homestuck is like newgrounds and tumblr's weird freak baby tumblr took homestuck in the divorce but it can still see newgrounds on weekends
October 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
emmetthorrell.bsky.social
letting me name myself in madness project nexus was a horrible idea
MADNESS: Project Nexus screenshot "Hello Michael Sex."
October 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
emmetthorrell.bsky.social
from wednesday
discord message from ME!!! “pvz replanted also comes out tomorrow which is like double 9/11 oh my god sampson is my twin towers pvz is my the pentagon”
October 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
emmetthorrell.bsky.social
shoutout to VALVe for making the worst texture ever for the portal 1 goop
Chamber 08 from portal, with a focus on the goo in the floor
October 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
emmetthorrell.bsky.social
Some pictures from before being sedated
Sampson at the vet before we started the process of putting him down. Despite everything, he’s peaceful and getting all the love he could want. Ditto. Sampson right before being sedated, he’s very tired.
October 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
emmetthorrell.bsky.social
My dog Sampson was just put down. He’s been my brother and friend for 11 years and started to deal with kidney failure a few days ago. We grew up together and I’ll always miss him
July 9, 2020 Sampson with a plush of a minecraft ocelot on his head, for some reason. Very cute though April 6, 2022 Sampson resting on my bed, very peaceful You can see my desk in the background which was just one of those plastic folding tables at the time, which i think was pretty funny June 10, 2022 Sampson on his side playfully and wide-eyed, I’m scratching his chest. January 23, 2024 Sampson resting on his side, I’m scratching below his ear
October 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
emmetthorrell.bsky.social
this is the coolest kid ive ever seen like my god dude he's so awesome
awesome kid with a vuvuzela and sunglasses and a jamiroquai-esque hat
October 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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OshaBruh
October 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Wii U vs Switch 2 sales (Q1 2025) Wii U: 13 Million Switch 2: 0
October 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
emmetthorrell.bsky.social
Does this not do if?
Bsky feed manager
October 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
emmetthorrell.bsky.social
I feel like I should alert Batman
A pumpkin with a “?” Naturally engraved into it
October 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
emmetthorrell.bsky.social
hideo jokima is COOL?????
Hideo Kojima is playing OneShot
October 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM