@emmbook.bsky.social
Bruhhhhhhh… lemme tell you how many “Hey Parents let’s support…” emails be having me LIVID!!!
Lawd my child’s school stay begging
December 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Bruhhhhhhh… lemme tell you how many “Hey Parents let’s support…” emails be having me LIVID!!!
Period
Got damn…. I think i need a catfish sammich after this. Not giving my woman none either.
(I figured it out for this evening. The sleep finna be IMMACULATE)
November 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Period
Ceedee GOTTA still have some debts bc this shit is becoming OBVIOUS
November 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Ceedee GOTTA still have some debts bc this shit is becoming OBVIOUS
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they most DEFINITELY told her she can't run for Senate and she has been on an epic revenge tour since.. we ain't gonna let you whitewash what you've done though Marge.
you supported this shit show until you could no longer be part of the main cast
you supported this shit show until you could no longer be part of the main cast
They will MERC her ass before she even parks her car in the employee parking garage
November 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
they most DEFINITELY told her she can't run for Senate and she has been on an epic revenge tour since.. we ain't gonna let you whitewash what you've done though Marge.
you supported this shit show until you could no longer be part of the main cast
you supported this shit show until you could no longer be part of the main cast
@marieagain.bsky.social tip from who tho? 👀
November 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
@marieagain.bsky.social tip from who tho? 👀
Oomf girl is stressing 👀👀
November 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Oomf girl is stressing 👀👀
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This child in here making demands for tillamook cheddar cheese on his sandwich. Boy, you are going to get this Kraft single and like it.
October 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
This child in here making demands for tillamook cheddar cheese on his sandwich. Boy, you are going to get this Kraft single and like it.
Guess they never heard of Madonna , Khia, Lil Kim, hell even Salt N Peppa made it plain 😂😂
Could've sworn Trina said she'll make a nigga fuck her while her period is on so idk 😂
October 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Guess they never heard of Madonna , Khia, Lil Kim, hell even Salt N Peppa made it plain 😂😂
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Quick cheat sheet:
My parents’s sister = Aunt
My parents’s friend = Aunt
My friend’s mom = Aunt
My godmother = Aunt
My cousin 50+ = Aunt
A West Indian woman over 65 that I or my family know = Aunt
My parent’s coworker over 50 that comes over on holidays = Aunt
My parents’s sister = Aunt
My parents’s friend = Aunt
My friend’s mom = Aunt
My godmother = Aunt
My cousin 50+ = Aunt
A West Indian woman over 65 that I or my family know = Aunt
My parent’s coworker over 50 that comes over on holidays = Aunt
October 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Quick cheat sheet:
My parents’s sister = Aunt
My parents’s friend = Aunt
My friend’s mom = Aunt
My godmother = Aunt
My cousin 50+ = Aunt
A West Indian woman over 65 that I or my family know = Aunt
My parent’s coworker over 50 that comes over on holidays = Aunt
My parents’s sister = Aunt
My parents’s friend = Aunt
My friend’s mom = Aunt
My godmother = Aunt
My cousin 50+ = Aunt
A West Indian woman over 65 that I or my family know = Aunt
My parent’s coworker over 50 that comes over on holidays = Aunt
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This woman gets it.
The fact that our economy and stock market is basically 5 companies swapping the same $5 between them is fucking scary asf.
October 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This woman gets it.
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“Do not entertain marriage before 30, you are just settling into who you will be long term….” Was the best advice I’ve ever received.
October 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
“Do not entertain marriage before 30, you are just settling into who you will be long term….” Was the best advice I’ve ever received.
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She COOKING
Y T folks’ business… A read… A listen… 1 of 3
October 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
She COOKING
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I can’t believe that ended in a tie
September 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I can’t believe that ended in a tie
My man HAS too… he gotta protect 3 women at once
September 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
My man HAS too… he gotta protect 3 women at once
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Hilarious on so many levels 😂
September 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Hilarious on so many levels 😂
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I’ve always hated that “We are not our ancestors” trope
September 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I’ve always hated that “We are not our ancestors” trope
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Going to get this flu shot and covid double whammy today bc I’m about to be around my coughing ass coworkers and it would behoove me to stay healthy round here.
September 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Going to get this flu shot and covid double whammy today bc I’m about to be around my coughing ass coworkers and it would behoove me to stay healthy round here.
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Can’t make this shit up 😂😂🤣🤣
September 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Can’t make this shit up 😂😂🤣🤣
Get outta that damn zone @dallascowboys
September 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Get outta that damn zone @dallascowboys
We really watched a fight literally go into the next day lol
September 14, 2025 at 8:21 AM
We really watched a fight literally go into the next day lol
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It’s one o’clock in AM LOL
September 14, 2025 at 5:58 AM
It’s one o’clock in AM LOL