Emma Woollacott
emmawoollacott.bsky.social
Emma Woollacott
@emmawoollacott.bsky.social
Freelance journalist: technology, business, science. BBC, Forbes, Raconteur, Private Eye, IT Pro. I live in Oxford.
Well, this is embarrassing, but my publisher wants me to share it:

www.amazon.co.uk/dp/106828080...
The Cloud Factory
The Cloud Factory : Wollacott, Emma: Amazon.co.uk: Books
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November 21, 2025 at 11:44 AM
So far, the only wildlife in my wildlife pond is one dead slug and a bunch of mosquito larvae
June 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Dear USA

Deploying troops against civilians will not go well.

Yours
Great Britain and Northern Ireland
June 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Walking downstairs ought to recharge your legs
June 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Has Penelope Keith issued a statement yet?
March 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Sorry but Pi Day is actually the leap day in April
github.com GitHub @github.com · Mar 14
We'll commit to a slice 🥧

Happy Pi Day!
March 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I think a lot of the people claiming measles is a mild disease are thinking of German measles, which is completely different
February 27, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Sometimes the world seems like a really lovely place

www.science.org/content/arti...
Science’s ‘Dance Your Ph.D.’ contest is open again!
This year’s competition has a special category on artificial intelligence research or quantum science—no Ph.D. needed
www.science.org
February 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Am I the only one that always hears ‘Taoiseach’ as ‘tea shop’? It makes for some surreal news reports
January 23, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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Some insight as to how tech companies may have gotten their hands on the books used to train AI, via @wired.com www.wired.com/story/new-do...
January 16, 2025 at 1:54 PM
If anyone needs cheering up

make-everything-ok.com
The magic button — Make Everything OK
The Magic Button that makes everything OK
make-everything-ok.com
January 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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This headline reads like the BBC is terrified of being sued for libel by the rhino.
January 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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The family of 14-year old Chloe from Witney are asking Oxford residents to check CCTV, Ring doorbells and dashcams for any sightings. She has not been seen since Monday when she was picked up by CCTV in Oxford, heading towards Headington. Anyone seeing her is asked to call 999.
January 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Facebook is censoring 404 Media stories about Facebook's censorship

🔗 www.404media.co/facebook-is-...
January 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Mark Zuckerberg- who tragically died of exhaustion at the age of 32 in a DIY Orgasmatron incident- said in a video posted today that fact checkers weren't important.
January 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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New around here? Interested in tech? I've compiled a list of 50 or so UK technology journo accounts. Let me know if you'd like to be added!
go.bsky.app/5s9g2Rn
November 18, 2024 at 11:23 AM
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Room full of satire writers will struggle to find a funnier line that the BBC Newsreader just now saying “The Chinese approached Prince Andrew in the hope of finding intelligence’”
December 16, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Love the way the BBC and others are scratching their heads as to why someone might want to shoot the CEO of a US healthcare insurance firm
December 5, 2024 at 12:50 AM
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not seen it mentioned elsewhere so: my theory is that Elon has become obsessed with Britain because he's essentially stopped sleeping due to drugs and/or madness but for like six hours of his nights Americans are sleeping so Brits are the one English-speaking timezone awake and posting
November 29, 2024 at 9:27 AM
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Brits don't do Thanksgiving because if we had to take a day off for the anniversary of us fucking over a native people and ruining their country we'd never have to go to work.
November 28, 2024 at 2:00 PM