disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no

According to the latest scan the baby has hair!!

What do you mean I’m now “full term” and baby can safely come “any day now”

Keep getting advertised that “ask your mum to tell you her story before she passes” book on tiktok and like 1) she has cancer thanks for the reminder and 2) Lisa doesn’t know the meaning of discretion. She is a yapper and chronic oversharer like her mother and like me

Cat has just done a shit so foul even he’s gagging at it

Ozzy protecting some precious cargo (he won’t leave the baby bump alone and I’m concerned this is some precursor to labour)

mental health break? you bet it did