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Emma Haslett
@emmahaslett.bsky.social
Big city journalist in a small town. Covering business, feminism, reproductive rights and lots besides. As seen in: BBC, Observer, Prospect, New Statesman, The Persistent.

Substack: https://bigfatnegative.substack.com/

📍 Coastal Kent
Just got an ad on Instagram for a company whose main marketing point is that it will prescribe you GLP-1 meds, even if your BMI is healthy. I honestly don't know what to say.
November 19, 2025 at 1:19 PM
'Can you put it in an email' is honestly the worst phrase in the English language.
November 19, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Cool idea! OR - and hear me out - we could feed the hungry?
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
"We are stuck in a compassion trap" is the new "empathy s the fundamental weakness of western civilisation". www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/11...
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www.telegraph.co.uk
November 18, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Since June, Kent Council (Reform) has decided to just not bother paying an SEN school for its services, so the head has to sell his car and take out a personal loan to keep it going.

I'm sure some of those SEN teens are illegal immigrants, guys. You show 'em! www.kentcurrent.news/p/if-some-of...
"If some of these kids weren’t here, they would be dead"
What we asked Brent Lewis, CEO of the FAR Academy
www.kentcurrent.news
November 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Reposted by Emma Haslett
The flattening of structures is where the various drivers of Israel’s Gaza onslaught meet: ostensible military aims, a messianic ideology that wants Jewish settlement in the Strip, and the desire for revenge after 7th Oct
My piece in @prospectmagazine.co.uk www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/world/middle...
‘The directive was nothing left’: How Gaza’s cities were destroyed
Israel has razed large parts of the Gaza Strip since the war began in October 2023. The evidence points to systemic destruction
www.prospectmagazine.co.uk
November 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
A PR just said 'please stop calling us PRs. PR stands for public relations'.

...??
November 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I can't stop thinking about Elon Musk and his $1 trillion. It's so... vulgar.
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Sure, it'll be bad when we all lose our jobs to AI. But at least we won't have to work with AIs, who make *insufferable* colleagues.

www.wired.com/story/all-my...
All of My Employees Are AI Agents, and So Are My Executives
Sam Altman says the one-person billion-dollar company is coming. Maybe I could be that person—if only I could get my colleagues to shut up and stop lying.
www.wired.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Someone is building a sailing yacht with a mast the size of the Statue of Liberty.

I refuse to make jokes about overcompensating.

www.boatinternational.com/yachts/news/...
Royal Huisman releases 81m sailing yacht concept with "world's tallest mast"
Dutch yard Royal Huisman has presented a new, 81-metre concept known as Sky, which also has the world's tallest mast at 93 metres.
www.boatinternational.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Reposted by Emma Haslett
The Today Programme.
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Parkrun: 'It's just a bit of fun! We just want you to have fun!'

Also Parkrun: 'You came 127th out of 128. Your age-graded score is 39%. Just a reminder that your PB was three years ago, when we also noticed you were thinner and had fewer wrinkles.'
November 10, 2025 at 10:08 AM
The very specific feeling of seeing a video of people putting up flags in your tiny little town, featuring your kids’ former nursery school teacher screaming ‘fuck off’ at the person filming.
November 8, 2025 at 6:54 AM
The most brilliant thread, if you want an idea of what it's like to live in a place run by Reform. (Naturally, at one point Grok is consulted).
Kent County Council is getting underway.

Slightly odd arrangements in place where usual press seats have been closed, leaving us in the public gallery, which has 14 seats. Far more than 14 people are here, leading to several journalists and others being left outside of the room.

But we’re in.
November 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Reposted by Emma Haslett
The commercial arm of Andrew Mountbatten Windsor’s entrepreneurs scheme has withdrawn almost all its remaining funds as the former prince prepares to relocate to Sandringham ⬇️
Andrew’s Pitch@Palace scheme withdraws most of its cash
The former prince’s business venture is in the ‘process of being wound up’, according to its latest accounts
www.thetimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 12:50 PM
This is a huge problem in East Kent. There aren't many viable alternatives to East Kent Hospitals, so loads of my friends have chosen higher-risk home births. I was told off (though not turned away) when I booked into Pembury, over an hour's drive away from where I live.
NEW: At least five of England’s top-rated maternity units have been forced to turn pregnant women away because of “significant and unanticipated increases in demand", despite birth rates falling across the country.

@theobserveruk.bsky.social

observer.co.uk/news/nationa...
Top hospitals turn away pregnant women too scared to use ...
Low care ratings at maternity wards across the country have put immense strain on a small number of units
observer.co.uk
November 3, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Characteristically excellent local reporting from @edjennings.bsky.social today. "Kent has said for years that it cannot cope alone. Geography turned the county into the UK’s de facto reception service for unaccompanied children, and capacity has repeatedly buckled."
November 3, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Really love this piece pointing out the fact that no Frankenstein movie has ever had a female director, even though it was written by a woman - and that a female director might finally understand what the story is actually about (ie. not a scary monster)

www.thepersistent.com/where-is-mar...
Why Frankenstein Needs a Female Director
Male directors can't go Mary Shelley's tale justice
www.thepersistent.com
October 30, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Why do these things always end up being another iteration of SpinVox.
October 29, 2025 at 9:45 AM
In the wake of Trump's IVF damp squib, a nice a dose of good old-fashioned foetal personhood for you all: www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/views/people...
Saving America, one embryo at a time
The director of the National Embryo Donation Center on getting more embryos ‘out of the freezer and into a good home’
www.prospectmagazine.co.uk
October 28, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Help I've lost my glasses
a bald man wearing a plaid shirt is making a face
ALT: a bald man wearing a plaid shirt is making a face
media.tenor.com
October 27, 2025 at 12:17 PM