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emma 🇵🇸
@emma.cafe
490 followers 290 following 130 posts
cute little weirdo ෴ designer, software eng @webrecorder.net, & noisemaker ﹆
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emma.cafe
i like that you can select the devtools' emotion
a screenshot of a little bit of chrome's devtools, showing several icons in a couple toolbars, and a dropdown with its contents truncated to "://"
April 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
emma.cafe
much to consider with this "unlock with artist pro" button too
screenshot of soundcloud's upload page showing that i've uploaded more than the allowed minutes available on my free plan. there's some text that says "Unlock unlimited uploads, monetization, distribution, and much more with Artist Pro" and then a button that's very jankily broken into two lines that says "unlock <line break> with Artist Pro"
April 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
emma.cafe
soundcloud is the only modern website i've ever seen use border-style outset in 2025
a screenshot of soundcloud's "Upgrade now" button
April 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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some photos from new york @umru.dj @petalsupply.bsky.social @oceane2u.bsky.social
oceane and umru djing at rash petal supply and umru djing umru and petal supply djing, with the crowd behind them very foggy trees
March 31, 2025 at 7:12 PM
emma.cafe
I put together this mini-site for @webrecorder.net showcasing our US Government web archives

Replace “.gov” with “.govarchive.‍us” on any of the supported government sites to seamlessly browse archived versions, including sites like USAID that are now gone

Blog post in the quoted post!
Screenshot of govarchive.us showing the info banner & several collections
March 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
emma.cafe
what a guy
January 30, 2025 at 6:21 AM
emma.cafe
ORACLE TIKTOK
cellphone 5g destroying toddler illustration but it’s java instead “please got let this happen because it would be so fucking funny” meme
January 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
emma.cafe
i’ve seen some good ones lately too
photo of a slice through a massive piece of cable, thicker than the person holding it’s arm a photo of a completely obliterated iphone back glass with a description (in french) that says “iphone 14 works very well”
December 20, 2024 at 4:13 AM
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“the game of life” board game logo edited to say “the game of IEEE Spectrum”
December 17, 2024 at 11:11 PM
emma.cafe
“circumstances beyond our control” is wilddddd girl you are the reason workers are striking
a notification email from canada post saying “Your package may be delayed — Due to circumstances beyond our control, we may not be able to deliver your package from (redacted) within our standard delivery times. We'll deliver it as soon as possible. We're sorry for any inconvenience.”
November 16, 2024 at 5:25 AM
emma.cafe
that’s enough ♡
Screenshot of the label list from @pronouns.adorable.mom with “she/her” set to “Hide”
November 14, 2024 at 2:23 AM
emma.cafe
If you see this post a concert pic you took
A photo of Faux Real playing, the two brothers are topless in the audience with their arms raised up and their mouths wide open signing. The audience around them looks excited and is pressed together tightly.
November 11, 2024 at 6:33 PM
emma.cafe
this is obvious bait but default branch “mistress” is the way to go
a tweet by @yacineMTB that reads ‘if i join your company and your monorepo has "main" instead of "master" i will immediately quit’
October 22, 2024 at 5:30 AM
emma.cafe
the him
photo of a grey and white cat with big green eyes
October 17, 2024 at 6:27 PM
emma.cafe

#woag
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #99,797, emma ‪@emma.cafe‬, joined on May 31, 2023"
September 20, 2024 at 4:57 PM
emma.cafe
i’m 24!
some anime girls with one saying “👍”
September 13, 2023 at 5:12 PM
emma.cafe
let's go
a screenshot of a spotify for artists email that says "july was full of high notes. emma segal-grossman had 1 listener"
August 1, 2023 at 4:43 PM
emma.cafe
it’s a rat :)
a photo of some graffiti underneath a bridge, there’s a dick and balls that someone added eyes and a snout to and it says “its a rat”
July 24, 2023 at 9:35 PM
emma.cafe
i found the TS pipe everyone is talking about
a photo of a piece of PVC pipe with a date marking and “T/S” printed on it
June 27, 2023 at 6:31 PM
emma.cafe
happy pride to these two trucks
a tweet from @coolbutstinky with an image of a little japanese truck parked in front of a massive american truck with the caption “these two trucks have the same bed length”
June 3, 2023 at 11:04 AM