Emmet L.F. Cameron
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Emmet L.F. Cameron
@emlfc.bsky.social
your friendly neighbourhood pylon & playwright & podcaster
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emmet, they/them. my friend took this pic of me in my pride square dancing fit in the parking lot behind the legion, because that's how we roll in lanark county.

i write plays, make a podcast with my professor buddy about theatre & theory, & i'm creating a walking tour of my hometown.
November 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
June 10, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Are you in Vancouver? If you’ve got a spare Wednesday evening next week (June 11, 6:30pm) you could join a casual reading of my play SAYLE ISLAND, NOT EXACTLY at Douglas Park with the wonderful Bramble Theatre Collective! www.brambletheatre.ca/events-shows...
June 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Merlin just got home from a sleepover at the vet. Poor guy has what’s known in the biz as « moderately fckd kidneys ». 😿 In news he’ll enjoy more, part of the protocol is getting high & eating snacks.
April 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
american relatives are on their way. & we truly don’t need to advertise canada to them at this point. but i’m prepared to do so anyway.
March 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
If you’re in the Perth neck of the woods, we’re doing this in April!
March 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
the wild thing is i think it was literally an edition just for schools? it was on one of these i.imgur.com/4rRrh19.jpg
December 19, 2024 at 2:22 AM
google you chaotic ai bitch
December 16, 2024 at 5:29 PM
yo i still haven’t figured out the whole furniture thing in my apartment but over the summer before i moved here i got this cheap hammock+stand & it was the 1st thing i assembled here & idk why i ever lugged a couch up stairs when this was an option.
December 15, 2024 at 5:50 PM
i don’t think anybody here is local enough to come to this (or if you are you’ll see plenty about it on other platforms as it gets closer) but i just want to share that me & my friends are making new play development happen in our small town in 2025 & i am stoked.
December 11, 2024 at 11:34 PM
i am just a queer playwright standing in front of an entire theatre world begging it to stop writing shit like this in submission calls
July 15, 2024 at 8:26 PM
If you see this post a photo without explanation
June 30, 2024 at 10:53 PM
sometimes i worry what people might think when it becomes apparent that my gender goals all along have essentially been to become a gay little rodent. but then i remember that this fellow has done all right for himself.
June 12, 2024 at 6:55 PM
lol i thought it was hilarious that this target pride collection shirt literally removed sexuality from the flag, & then i found out...the flag apparently removed sexuality from the flag several decades ago. whoops.
June 11, 2024 at 11:39 PM
converting to judaism is full of fun dilemmas like whether you should pay an absurd amount of shipping for 1 small benscher or just wait patiently for an unknown elderly reconstructionist's religiously disinterested children to declutter their childhood home
June 10, 2024 at 10:54 PM
that is not an insult. she's super pretty. & super talented. & seems like a gem of a human being, too.
May 24, 2024 at 2:23 AM
my gender fluid is whatever i'm drinking with a couple of these fizzy lemon crusties dissolved in it
April 25, 2024 at 10:44 PM
hey so i recently had to leave my real job + 1 of the other irons i've still got in the fire is my weird art junk + there's a 20-60% sale on redbubble rn = you do the math?
www.redbubble.com/people/emlf/...
November 21, 2023 at 2:55 AM
this might be the worst job any algorithm has ever done at recommending
November 1, 2023 at 4:50 PM