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Emmet L.F. Cameron
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your friendly neighbourhood pylon & playwright & podcaster
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There's a couple reasons so many IWW songs are set to the tunes of hymns and one is that the Salvation Army Band would show up and try to stop workers organizing by playing hymns to drown out speeches, so the Wobblies came up with words so they could sing along. SA has been trash all along.
It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
the secret to life is doing things that are not cool & being stoked about it
December 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I think we need to extend the genre of stories that is about anthropomorphic animals or mystical little guys living in the walls of regular ass apartments to adult media.
November 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
if I'd known this would be our last episode with merlin, I wouldn't have edited out so much of him trying to steal the mic. 😿 www.iheart.com/podcast/1333...
#7: Time - Theotre of the Mind | iHeart
<p>With a topic like time, we just couldn&#39;t rush it!</p><p>***</p><p>Emmet’s new website: <a href='http://emmet.ca/'><u>http://emmet.ca/</u></a> </p><p>Lion in Winter: <a href='https://studio-thea...
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November 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
emmet, they/them. my friend took this pic of me in my pride square dancing fit in the parking lot behind the legion, because that's how we roll in lanark county.

i write plays, make a podcast with my professor buddy about theatre & theory, & i'm creating a walking tour of my hometown.
November 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
i love theatre because you'll go to somebody's website & they've got like 10 different job titles including "violence designer" & "makeout coach"
November 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
i do think it should be law that xmas decor can’t go up until after remembrance day but i do also hold that hanukkah pajamas & mug season begins when daylight savings time ends
October 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
well, half my targeted ads are bragging about the destruction of everything I love at the inhuman hands of ai & the billionaires bankrolling it & the other half are trying to coax me into joining a "mining family"

how's y'all's dystopias going?
October 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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One Special Guy is never, ever going to save you and how many f*ing elections do we have to have to test out our Special Guy Theory
October 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I fully understand why many playwrights prefer in-person development opportunities. I do too, which is why I work to create them for myself & other playwrights in my rural area. But if you're running a dev program in a city & you let playwrights work with you remotely in 2020 but phased it out...
October 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
we owe her a future that reflects her decades of work to save us from living in the past.
Miss Major has passed away. We've lost an icon for the ages. Rest in power.
October 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
denormalize hot playwright headshots. we should not be looked at. that is not what we are for. i'm sorry hot playwrights, nothing personal, but you're ruining it for all of us.
October 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
my toxic trait is that i think vermont could be a province
June 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Canada has a VERY TEMPORARY legal situation allowing anyone with provable CA ancestry to claim Canadian citizenship w/ no generational limit. It may be overruled, but it’s real now. Colin and I both have French Québécois ancestors so you bet yer ass that I’m doing a LOT of rush document requests now
June 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
my favourite font is hoefler text, no contest, but i feel like it’s illegal to send documents in hoefler text so i’m out here changing everything to tnr at the last minute like a liar
June 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
vintage picnic set on fb marketplace never used is a sadder story to me than baby shoes never worn cuz maybe that baby just came out with bigger feet than anticipated but if you’ve gone 20+ years without having a picnic you ain’t living right
June 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Mahmoud Khalil is free. May his release lead to the release of all who are detained and incarcerated from the US to Palestine, in ICE facilities and in prisons. And may his courage inspire us to remain steadfast in fighting for Palestinian liberation.
June 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
at minimum 2 people out there gotta have a comical anecdote about a mormon mistaking a trans person’s binder lines for garment lines or vice versa & i hope those 2 people are good friends now
June 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
whatever you’re doing in your social life, if you can find a way to up the amount of time you’re spending with old lesbians, you will see immediate mental health benefits
June 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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A PSA for anyone who needs to hear it: if someone mutes you on social media b/c of an exchange you had, please don't find their mailing address and mail them a letter, even if you feel you've been misunderstood. It's creepy and invasive. (I shouldn't have to explain why this is a hard & fast rule!)
June 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
when a trans person gently reminds you of their pronouns & you respond by jokingly suggesting they might do violence to you if you mess up again that's probably more information about your internal biases about trans people than they wanted to be made aware of
June 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
when u have the dysphoria real bad & yr cat chooses to wake u up by pacing across yr tits
a man singing into a microphone with the words that 's the thing i 'm sensitive about below him
Alt: john mulaney shouts “that's the thing i’m sensitive about”
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June 11, 2025 at 11:45 AM
why would i need a suit?
“Writer and podcast host”, just say “basically unemployed but I own a suit”. Be honest, both with yourself and with society.
June 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
June 10, 2025 at 4:24 AM