Emma W
@emkawo.bsky.social
hope to one day spell onomatopoeia correctly on the first try
GRWM to look for Alibrandi
December 3, 2025 at 11:00 AM
GRWM to look for Alibrandi
Waiting for takeaway coffee and it started raining - this huge jacked guy kindly tried to open a big cafe umbrella for an elderly couple to stand under but he couldn’t work out how to secure it so it slowly closed around him like a Venus fly trap
November 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Waiting for takeaway coffee and it started raining - this huge jacked guy kindly tried to open a big cafe umbrella for an elderly couple to stand under but he couldn’t work out how to secure it so it slowly closed around him like a Venus fly trap
The Sundays doing a sunsmart campaign: And it’s U and V in the summertime
November 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The Sundays doing a sunsmart campaign: And it’s U and V in the summertime
Cut my life into pieces
Lloyd Dobler Diane Court
Lloyd Dobler Diane Court
August 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Cut my life into pieces
Lloyd Dobler Diane Court
Lloyd Dobler Diane Court
Another show called The Pitt but it’s a dark, gritty adaptation of James & The Giant Peach
May 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Another show called The Pitt but it’s a dark, gritty adaptation of James & The Giant Peach
“I’d be so good in an apocalypse”
poppet, you can’t cope with shops being closed on Good Friday
poppet, you can’t cope with shops being closed on Good Friday
April 17, 2025 at 3:42 AM
“I’d be so good in an apocalypse”
poppet, you can’t cope with shops being closed on Good Friday
poppet, you can’t cope with shops being closed on Good Friday
my phone’s screen time calculation should factor in that I’m usually doing some other task poorly at the same time
April 15, 2025 at 8:27 AM
my phone’s screen time calculation should factor in that I’m usually doing some other task poorly at the same time
It’s like 10,000 flutes when all you need is a fife
February 27, 2025 at 10:02 AM
It’s like 10,000 flutes when all you need is a fife
squirming with tension for 48 minutes: “haha I love Severance”
February 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
squirming with tension for 48 minutes: “haha I love Severance”
Gollum wearing The Mask: Smmmmmeagol!
January 31, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Gollum wearing The Mask: Smmmmmeagol!
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🚨Attention!!!🚨
I’m advertising my editing services. Hire me, I’m honestly sensational. If you write it, I can edit it. Enquire for a quote. freyadalysad.com/enquire
I’m advertising my editing services. Hire me, I’m honestly sensational. If you write it, I can edit it. Enquire for a quote. freyadalysad.com/enquire
January 20, 2025 at 6:54 AM
🚨Attention!!!🚨
I’m advertising my editing services. Hire me, I’m honestly sensational. If you write it, I can edit it. Enquire for a quote. freyadalysad.com/enquire
I’m advertising my editing services. Hire me, I’m honestly sensational. If you write it, I can edit it. Enquire for a quote. freyadalysad.com/enquire
Reposted by Emma W
I really can't recommend Freya highly enough. I hired her to edit and proof a treatment and two scripts and they were some of the best notes I've ever received. If you have any kind of creative project, work with her. If you don't, start one so you can work with her.
January 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I really can't recommend Freya highly enough. I hired her to edit and proof a treatment and two scripts and they were some of the best notes I've ever received. If you have any kind of creative project, work with her. If you don't, start one so you can work with her.
90s movie trailer voice: “This is Longlegs. And he’s about to find out that having long legs isn’t all it’s cracked up to be!”
January 19, 2025 at 9:47 AM
90s movie trailer voice: “This is Longlegs. And he’s about to find out that having long legs isn’t all it’s cracked up to be!”
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Welcome, teens coming here from tiktok. I think you’ll find that through the magic of the written word I am able to craft sentences that are as vivid and compelling as any short-form video!
January 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Welcome, teens coming here from tiktok. I think you’ll find that through the magic of the written word I am able to craft sentences that are as vivid and compelling as any short-form video!
Pirates in the Severance universe: “Sever me timbers”
January 18, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Pirates in the Severance universe: “Sever me timbers”
Maybe Sisyphus actually thrived on routine
January 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Maybe Sisyphus actually thrived on routine
If Ebenezer Scrooge was Australian what would his nickname be
January 2, 2025 at 7:34 AM
If Ebenezer Scrooge was Australian what would his nickname be
‘Tis the season when I’ll announce the current UV level before you get to the second syllable of “Hello”
December 27, 2024 at 2:59 AM
‘Tis the season when I’ll announce the current UV level before you get to the second syllable of “Hello”
Are AIs scraping improv team names because that’s what their brand names all sound like to me. “Hi we’re grok! All we need to start us off is a suggestion of a place you’d hate to take your parents”
December 18, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Are AIs scraping improv team names because that’s what their brand names all sound like to me. “Hi we’re grok! All we need to start us off is a suggestion of a place you’d hate to take your parents”
Uber but it’s all Falkors
December 13, 2024 at 9:09 AM
Uber but it’s all Falkors
McBain: M-m-m-my Mendoza
December 13, 2024 at 8:57 AM
McBain: M-m-m-my Mendoza
Romeo: M-m-m-my Verona
December 13, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Romeo: M-m-m-my Verona
Getting furious because your password isn’t working then realising you have Caps Lock on is one of the Classic Minor Humiliations.
December 12, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Getting furious because your password isn’t working then realising you have Caps Lock on is one of the Classic Minor Humiliations.