Emily is a Dog Mom
@emilyrhea.com
She/her. Crocheter, Dog mom, photographer, appreciator of art and craftsmanship. Also a fan of cooking and baking. Insta: @mrsmorrisandhercamera.
Bruh I have 70+ realtors, most with multiple listings. "It's a brick house with a garage" doesn't mean shit to me. Have the address when you call.
October 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Bruh I have 70+ realtors, most with multiple listings. "It's a brick house with a garage" doesn't mean shit to me. Have the address when you call.
Coworkers: Shoot me a message on teams if you have any questions or want someone to cover so you can leave the building for lunch!
Also coworkers: *is set to "inactive," takes minimum half an hour to respond*
Also coworkers: *is set to "inactive," takes minimum half an hour to respond*
October 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Coworkers: Shoot me a message on teams if you have any questions or want someone to cover so you can leave the building for lunch!
Also coworkers: *is set to "inactive," takes minimum half an hour to respond*
Also coworkers: *is set to "inactive," takes minimum half an hour to respond*
I am cracking up about Dan & Phil like ok boys water is wet 😂 we've known for so long
October 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I am cracking up about Dan & Phil like ok boys water is wet 😂 we've known for so long
Look, buggs, if you're out of the country, you're overseas. I'm not going to stop saying it. "I'm only in Mexico??" You crossed The Rio Grande to get there. Enjoy your trip overseas.
October 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Look, buggs, if you're out of the country, you're overseas. I'm not going to stop saying it. "I'm only in Mexico??" You crossed The Rio Grande to get there. Enjoy your trip overseas.
#spoilers for Borderlands 4.
Quent: "The bar's close by..."
The way I came alive when I realized they were talking about my boyo. The vending machines were a nice touch, but Moxxie's... *chef's kiss*
Quent: "The bar's close by..."
The way I came alive when I realized they were talking about my boyo. The vending machines were a nice touch, but Moxxie's... *chef's kiss*
September 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
#spoilers for Borderlands 4.
Quent: "The bar's close by..."
The way I came alive when I realized they were talking about my boyo. The vending machines were a nice touch, but Moxxie's... *chef's kiss*
Quent: "The bar's close by..."
The way I came alive when I realized they were talking about my boyo. The vending machines were a nice touch, but Moxxie's... *chef's kiss*
Me: *nodding along in design revisions*
Brain: *playing the Dandadan season 1 theme at increasingly aggressive volumes*
Brain: *playing the Dandadan season 1 theme at increasingly aggressive volumes*
September 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Me: *nodding along in design revisions*
Brain: *playing the Dandadan season 1 theme at increasingly aggressive volumes*
Brain: *playing the Dandadan season 1 theme at increasingly aggressive volumes*
I hit my husband with "I think the societal ramifications of the concrete knowledge of the existence of aliens would be so immense that it justifies the thought of a government coverup among our world leaders" out of the blue last night and now I'm the conspiracy aunt at parties.
August 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I hit my husband with "I think the societal ramifications of the concrete knowledge of the existence of aliens would be so immense that it justifies the thought of a government coverup among our world leaders" out of the blue last night and now I'm the conspiracy aunt at parties.
Continuing the "I live in a Disney movie" experience:
August 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Continuing the "I live in a Disney movie" experience:
Instead of editing photos I'm dancing to instagram reels in my living room with my phone in one hand and a beer in the other and Just This Once Rose, instead of needing an adult I AM the adult.
August 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Instead of editing photos I'm dancing to instagram reels in my living room with my phone in one hand and a beer in the other and Just This Once Rose, instead of needing an adult I AM the adult.
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"and this is my big sister. You will pet her" 😅😅
July 31, 2025 at 3:08 PM
"and this is my big sister. You will pet her" 😅😅
I've started journaling via haikus and it's nice because I have to be so intentional about word choice. It really makes me think about and process what I'm writing about.
August 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I've started journaling via haikus and it's nice because I have to be so intentional about word choice. It really makes me think about and process what I'm writing about.
I just want John Darnielle to come to a cookout at my house. He seems like such a cool dude.
August 1, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I just want John Darnielle to come to a cookout at my house. He seems like such a cool dude.
It's been so long since I've been to a physical bank that I was about to look up their pre-merger name for the nearest branch.
July 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
It's been so long since I've been to a physical bank that I was about to look up their pre-merger name for the nearest branch.
Finished waxing my mustache so now I'm rewarding myself with fish filets and completely brainless YT videos.
July 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Finished waxing my mustache so now I'm rewarding myself with fish filets and completely brainless YT videos.
We have done 2 pirate-themed mini golf courses and a pirate-themed escape room, and I am living the good life.
July 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
We have done 2 pirate-themed mini golf courses and a pirate-themed escape room, and I am living the good life.
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My husband is the chess champion of the house.
July 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
My husband is the chess champion of the house.
Straight up played and sang along with old Jonas Brothers music with my mom last week. I turned 31 in May. Also Fall Out Boy's first 6 or 7 albums were awesome and I will not debate this (I haven't listened to much past Mania).
Let yourself be happy.
Let yourself be happy.
July 19, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Straight up played and sang along with old Jonas Brothers music with my mom last week. I turned 31 in May. Also Fall Out Boy's first 6 or 7 albums were awesome and I will not debate this (I haven't listened to much past Mania).
Let yourself be happy.
Let yourself be happy.
I am taking my nail kit as well as a whole bunch of crochet materials to the beach in the hopes of having a girls night to further bond with my MIL and new SIL (the boys too if they wanna learn 🤷♀️) and I am so excited
July 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I am taking my nail kit as well as a whole bunch of crochet materials to the beach in the hopes of having a girls night to further bond with my MIL and new SIL (the boys too if they wanna learn 🤷♀️) and I am so excited
Space Pen doodling before work. Definitely still plan to kit my flowerbed out for the local ducks since I can't currently raise my own.
July 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Space Pen doodling before work. Definitely still plan to kit my flowerbed out for the local ducks since I can't currently raise my own.
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Currently missing the Mojave and Wasatch meadows
July 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Currently missing the Mojave and Wasatch meadows
Spent time in downtown Charlottesville with my mom today. Many things have changed over 20 years, but it's as recognizable and comforting as ever. I needed it.
July 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Spent time in downtown Charlottesville with my mom today. Many things have changed over 20 years, but it's as recognizable and comforting as ever. I needed it.
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A friend sent this to me and jfc it hits.
July 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
A friend sent this to me and jfc it hits.
My Lebanese coworker and I had a long, open conversation about the flooding in Texas and the general state of the world. It felt good to talk to someone about these damned horrors for a bit, and was a refreshing change of perspective.
July 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
My Lebanese coworker and I had a long, open conversation about the flooding in Texas and the general state of the world. It felt good to talk to someone about these damned horrors for a bit, and was a refreshing change of perspective.