Emily Egan
@emilypegan.bsky.social
Motivated by pettiness and spite. Fluent in sarcasm. I am actually quite delightful.
Views are my own.
Views are my own.
You're not alone in this.
November 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
You're not alone in this.
Their heads are EXPLODING!
November 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Their heads are EXPLODING!
I also get this screaming prairie dog. 😂
a ground squirrel standing on its hind legs with emily written on the top
ALT: a ground squirrel standing on its hind legs with emily written on the top
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November 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I also get this screaming prairie dog. 😂
I bet Dirty Coast comes up with something.
November 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I bet Dirty Coast comes up with something.
Need the trains to really hit those horns in the middle of the night, the feral roosters to do their thing, and let's see if they can distinguish between fireworks and gunshots.
November 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Need the trains to really hit those horns in the middle of the night, the feral roosters to do their thing, and let's see if they can distinguish between fireworks and gunshots.
Yes, the only time I will endorse a balloon release. 😂
November 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Yes, the only time I will endorse a balloon release. 😂
What animal must we sacrifice to the Entergy Gods to get a full blackout?
November 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
What animal must we sacrifice to the Entergy Gods to get a full blackout?
Thank you so much for posting this. I wanted to make sure to do this this year.
November 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Thank you so much for posting this. I wanted to make sure to do this this year.
Depends on the salad!
November 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Depends on the salad!