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Emily Egan
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Motivated by pettiness and spite. Fluent in sarcasm. I am actually quite delightful.

Views are my own.
There is no way that Lane Kiffen is still undecided.
November 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
We, Tulane Football Fans, need to prepare for what is about to happen.
November 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Steve...I know you were just being cute but even a dog name Presidential election going to the House of Representatives is still terrifying.
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Taylor Momsen is still around?
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Who decides the musical performer for each float? Like, Lil Jon singing Turn Down for What on the Toys R Us float?
November 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Shaggy singing It Wasn't Me during the Thanksgiving parade seems mildly inappropriate.
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
HOLY SHIT, STRANGER THINGS!
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 AM
ONE HOUR UNTIL STRANGER THINGS!!!
a young man in a tuxedo and bow tie is talking to a woman .
ALT: a young man in a tuxedo and bow tie is talking to a woman .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
It took me a good 30 seconds to realize he was talking about turkeys.
Trump: "Instead of pardons, some of my more enthusiastic staffers were already drafting the paperwork to ship Gobble and Waddle straight to the Terrorist Confinement Center in El Salvador."
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I'm officially OUT if they sign this predator.
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I usually take the full week of Thanksgiving off, but not this year...except I'm spending this evening like I don't have to go to work tomorrow.
November 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Officially switched over to Bob's Burgers reruns.
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Legit don't know the names of a lot of our players at this point.
November 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Drew having to call this game just seems cruel.
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Headed to NC for the week.

Hold down the fort for me folks...

Remember, the Motherfuckers hotline is 504-221-1499

And you can report to the website (take photos if possible)
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meltthem-neworleans.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
November 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Why am I only interested in clothes with sequins? Like is my couch going to establish a dress code?
November 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
All of the memes from this meeting are incredible!
New meme format just dropped:
November 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Look out West Bank
November 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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As Trump’s Operation “SS” is set to begin in New Orleans, Mayor Elect Moreno releases know your rights, legal assistance guidance for residents

www.nola.com/gambit/news/...
New Orleans Mayor Elect Moreno releases know-your-rights guide amidst Trump’s anti-migrant occupation
New Orleans City Council Vice President and Mayor Elect Helena Moreno Nov. 21 released a two page know-your-rights and legal assistance guide for New Orleans residents as President Donald Trump’s
www.nola.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I'm gonna need the St. Claude train to move extra slow.
Gonna really need the Big Easy to be the Small Difficult for these pigs comin into town

Please like let's get some catalytic converters stolen, some power outages. Whoops looks like it's float moving day near HQ. We need New Orleans to go full New Orleans for this
November 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM