Emily Egan
@emilypegan.bsky.social
Motivated by pettiness and spite. Fluent in sarcasm. I am actually quite delightful.
Views are my own.
Views are my own.
Porch Gourd or Goose-O-Lantern?
October 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Porch Gourd or Goose-O-Lantern?
I vote for Captain Underpants.
October 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I vote for Captain Underpants.
Life of a Showgoose!
October 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Life of a Showgoose!
Read the room, Disney! 🤣
September 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Read the room, Disney! 🤣
When you use an existing template but forget to change the words.
September 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
When you use an existing template but forget to change the words.
Introducing ✨️Goosiana✨️!
Her outfit includes a small detail that only real Saints fans will get!
Her outfit includes a small detail that only real Saints fans will get!
September 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Introducing ✨️Goosiana✨️!
Her outfit includes a small detail that only real Saints fans will get!
Her outfit includes a small detail that only real Saints fans will get!
SHE'S HERE!!!! For now, she will stay in the house to torment my dog while I think of a name and make her a Saints outfit.
September 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
SHE'S HERE!!!! For now, she will stay in the house to torment my dog while I think of a name and make her a Saints outfit.
Taylor....what are you doing to us, girl?!?!
August 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Taylor....what are you doing to us, girl?!?!
WHAT DO THE LOCKS MEAN!?!?
August 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
WHAT DO THE LOCKS MEAN!?!?
Taylor is Making Orange Great Again! (This is what happens when you Google "Taylor Swift")
August 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Taylor is Making Orange Great Again! (This is what happens when you Google "Taylor Swift")
The best part of #BamaRushTok is finding new accessories to become obsessed with. For example, right now it's the Mark and Graham ribbon bow tote!
August 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The best part of #BamaRushTok is finding new accessories to become obsessed with. For example, right now it's the Mark and Graham ribbon bow tote!
The second catalog is even weirder! Like, what do you think happens in this Coin Operated Outhouse Game?
August 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The second catalog is even weirder! Like, what do you think happens in this Coin Operated Outhouse Game?
An important environmental message.
August 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
An important environmental message.
These are both 6 feet tall and move!
August 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
These are both 6 feet tall and move!
Who doesn't need a 19th/20th Century Merchant cart to carry groceries?
August 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Who doesn't need a 19th/20th Century Merchant cart to carry groceries?
Much more effective than WebMD.
August 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Much more effective than WebMD.
Everything is horrible, but sweet cookie Jesus, these are delicious.
July 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Everything is horrible, but sweet cookie Jesus, these are delicious.
it takes me forever to get out of my driveway on Poland in the morning. Here is a current view from my cameras.
May 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
it takes me forever to get out of my driveway on Poland in the morning. Here is a current view from my cameras.