Emily
@emilymode.bsky.social
high-frequency transsexual (@mxemilymode on twitter)
union square greenmarket enjoyer
nyc she/her
union square greenmarket enjoyer
nyc she/her
<to girlies chat>
taking a lil hotel bath! <pic of one leg out of the water/foam>
<to lesbian boyfriend chat>
call me saddam the way this hotel bath be a party
taking a lil hotel bath! <pic of one leg out of the water/foam>
<to lesbian boyfriend chat>
call me saddam the way this hotel bath be a party
July 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
<to girlies chat>
taking a lil hotel bath! <pic of one leg out of the water/foam>
<to lesbian boyfriend chat>
call me saddam the way this hotel bath be a party
taking a lil hotel bath! <pic of one leg out of the water/foam>
<to lesbian boyfriend chat>
call me saddam the way this hotel bath be a party
i suppose they dont call it tummy friday for a reason but maybe they should start!
July 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
i suppose they dont call it tummy friday for a reason but maybe they should start!
wow lfg i met wylie dufresne!! also the pizza is absolutely as sick as youd imagine, easily best pizza ive ever had
May 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
wow lfg i met wylie dufresne!! also the pizza is absolutely as sick as youd imagine, easily best pizza ive ever had
table setting by @theemilyaccount.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/thee...
chez emsily spring ‘25 memorial day dinner party food thread; wine pairing pictured here, courtesy of the chez emsily sommelier @quantian.bsky.social
May 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
table setting by @theemilyaccount.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/thee...
why tf is spring a month late this year!!
May 29, 2025 at 12:48 PM
why tf is spring a month late this year!!
ok this is gonna sound insanely bitchy but spanx jeans need to actually unbutton and not just be elastic-y, the size that is right for my waist literally takes like, Hard Labor to fit over my ass
May 27, 2025 at 12:08 PM
ok this is gonna sound insanely bitchy but spanx jeans need to actually unbutton and not just be elastic-y, the size that is right for my waist literally takes like, Hard Labor to fit over my ass
chez emsily spring ‘25 memorial day dinner party food thread; wine pairing pictured here, courtesy of the chez emsily sommelier @quantian.bsky.social
May 27, 2025 at 11:48 AM
chez emsily spring ‘25 memorial day dinner party food thread; wine pairing pictured here, courtesy of the chez emsily sommelier @quantian.bsky.social
best union square mkt of the year so far, it may not fully feel like spring to me but it sure does to the veggies
May 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM
best union square mkt of the year so far, it may not fully feel like spring to me but it sure does to the veggies
treadmill run on may 23 wtf, im fat and slow and it’s been so fucking cold for so long will it ever be spring???
May 23, 2025 at 10:48 AM
treadmill run on may 23 wtf, im fat and slow and it’s been so fucking cold for so long will it ever be spring???
why does it have to be rainy and freezing every time i run a race??
May 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
why does it have to be rainy and freezing every time i run a race??
woke: foie gras and brioche
bespoke: foie gras *in* brioche (25% foie fat brioche)
bespoke: foie gras *in* brioche (25% foie fat brioche)
May 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
woke: foie gras and brioche
bespoke: foie gras *in* brioche (25% foie fat brioche)
bespoke: foie gras *in* brioche (25% foie fat brioche)
apps and dinner
pork tenderloin with squash, walnuts, celery, brussels, and beer
seeded multigrain sourdough boule with comté and nduja
pork tenderloin with squash, walnuts, celery, brussels, and beer
seeded multigrain sourdough boule with comté and nduja
May 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
apps and dinner
pork tenderloin with squash, walnuts, celery, brussels, and beer
seeded multigrain sourdough boule with comté and nduja
pork tenderloin with squash, walnuts, celery, brussels, and beer
seeded multigrain sourdough boule with comté and nduja
more food posting before new job starts!
seared ramp salad with panko-fried duck egg, roasted carrots, and sorrel
honey-lavender duck with rhubarb, onion, and daikon
more pain au lait pull-apart rolls with garlic butter and parsley
seared ramp salad with panko-fried duck egg, roasted carrots, and sorrel
honey-lavender duck with rhubarb, onion, and daikon
more pain au lait pull-apart rolls with garlic butter and parsley
April 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
more food posting before new job starts!
seared ramp salad with panko-fried duck egg, roasted carrots, and sorrel
honey-lavender duck with rhubarb, onion, and daikon
more pain au lait pull-apart rolls with garlic butter and parsley
seared ramp salad with panko-fried duck egg, roasted carrots, and sorrel
honey-lavender duck with rhubarb, onion, and daikon
more pain au lait pull-apart rolls with garlic butter and parsley
“steak, egg, and potatoes”
wagyu ribeye, ramp mousseline, crispy marrow “tater tots”, szechuan peppercorn jus, sauteed baby bok choy
wagyu ribeye, ramp mousseline, crispy marrow “tater tots”, szechuan peppercorn jus, sauteed baby bok choy
April 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
“steak, egg, and potatoes”
wagyu ribeye, ramp mousseline, crispy marrow “tater tots”, szechuan peppercorn jus, sauteed baby bok choy
wagyu ribeye, ramp mousseline, crispy marrow “tater tots”, szechuan peppercorn jus, sauteed baby bok choy
thread of some recent meals ive made cuz im not posting on twitter anymore:
red pepper farfalle w/ spring “minestrone”, pain au lait rolls, herb-crusted chicken
red pepper farfalle w/ spring “minestrone”, pain au lait rolls, herb-crusted chicken
April 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
thread of some recent meals ive made cuz im not posting on twitter anymore:
red pepper farfalle w/ spring “minestrone”, pain au lait rolls, herb-crusted chicken
red pepper farfalle w/ spring “minestrone”, pain au lait rolls, herb-crusted chicken
2024 mirror selfie wrapped crosspost from twitter
December 5, 2024 at 8:48 PM
2024 mirror selfie wrapped crosspost from twitter
the one good thing about it being treadmill weather is at least the gym mirrors are not bad
December 4, 2024 at 1:16 PM
the one good thing about it being treadmill weather is at least the gym mirrors are not bad
got my nails done yesterday and went w silver/sparkly for holidays, what do we think? too unprofesh or is it fine?
December 2, 2024 at 3:10 PM
got my nails done yesterday and went w silver/sparkly for holidays, what do we think? too unprofesh or is it fine?
just made two loaves of brioche to use for bread crumbs as part of my piped-under-the-turkey-skin “stuffing” mix, insanely unfair how i cant eat them given good they smell
November 26, 2024 at 8:38 PM
just made two loaves of brioche to use for bread crumbs as part of my piped-under-the-turkey-skin “stuffing” mix, insanely unfair how i cant eat them given good they smell
just wrote the single worst piece of working, critically important production-critical code that i have ever seen and honestly it’s perfect
November 25, 2024 at 3:28 PM
just wrote the single worst piece of working, critically important production-critical code that i have ever seen and honestly it’s perfect
it’s 2022, i’m a dev and i’m mad that a venue’s fix spec doesn’t correspond to the messages they send
it’s 2024, i’m a quant and i’m mad that a venue’s fix spec doesn’t correspond to the messages they send
it’s 2024, i’m a quant and i’m mad that a venue’s fix spec doesn’t correspond to the messages they send
November 19, 2024 at 4:25 PM
it’s 2022, i’m a dev and i’m mad that a venue’s fix spec doesn’t correspond to the messages they send
it’s 2024, i’m a quant and i’m mad that a venue’s fix spec doesn’t correspond to the messages they send
it’s 2024, i’m a quant and i’m mad that a venue’s fix spec doesn’t correspond to the messages they send
ok real question what do i wear to the wokuni tuna auction
November 18, 2024 at 4:25 PM
ok real question what do i wear to the wokuni tuna auction