Two weeks from now someone's gonna announce they're excited to become the new EIC of 'PornHubFeed' and they're gonna hire 20 people we know.

Computer show me images of Victor from Arcane

This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.

Wish they made thought cancelling headphones

“I'm writing a first draft and reminding myself that I'm simply shoveling sand into a box so that later I can build castles.”

This was probably my most viral tweet. I've seen it pop up in a lot of quote aggregators, sometimes attributed to a wonderful but definitely not-me filmmaker.

I have a Halloween instrumentals playlist going, and just now I felt a painful wistfulness, like a horrible aching sadness, and it was because the Edward Scissorhands theme had started playing

You can find me on TikTok too btw

I have a short story about a werewolf in this great new horror zine, and you can buy the PDF version for 13 bucks! Check it out, there's creepy and cute comics, poetry, fiction, etc. www.etsy.com/listing/1798...

Consider:

- Disneyland character actors are unionizing.

- Sesame Street writers authorized a strike for next week.

- Furry hacktivists are leaking sensitive data from transphobic groups.

The giant fuzzy costumed community has been radicalized. May they deliver us from evil.

I think my favorite period novel error is “wonton” when the author means ”wanton.” Is she a delicious soup, or is she merely horny?