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Oxford comma enthusiast, feminist killjoy, and cookbook hoarder. She/her. Rufus’s human companion. Sean’s mom.
Love when my beloved firstborn son takes advantage of sleeping in my bed to fling all his weight on my femoral artery, claws first. It is (marginally) better than when he used to step on my fresh C-section scar.
December 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I have discovered how I will earn my fortune: I will invent a pediatric pulse oximeter that actually works without requiring a toddler to hold perfectly still for five solid minutes. I'm sure this can be done easily.
December 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Pete Hegseth is a war criminal and should be fired immediately.
November 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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I bet if you blow the dust of the DEPARTMENT OF WAR sign it’d reveal the word CRIMES right after that
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Took my boys to the new house today, and you have never seen anyone happier than a toddler and a corgi mutt who just discovered the backyard. Forty bloody two degrees and the two of them were just *romping.*
November 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Trying to convince a 20-month-old that when he was six months old he fucking LOVED sweet potatoes and maybe he still likes them? For my next trick I will negotiate a two-state solution.
November 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Scrolling absently with Rufus by my side while Sean naps and we have one eye on the dog show. Cheesecake is out of the oven.
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
My mother brought me some boxes she emptied and she suggested I pack up Sean's toys. Ahem, madam, he's spending three more full days at home?? What do you suggest I give him, a spatula?
Spending the morning with my son as he disassembles every single part of my house makes me even more certain his day care teachers should be millionaires.
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Spending the morning with my son as he disassembles every single part of my house makes me even more certain his day care teachers should be millionaires.
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Honestly, how dare you sing Wheels of a Dream before I've finished one cup of coffee. 😭
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
This year I am thankful for the usual (my son, my dog, my new house), but also for the vibrant and wide-ranging community of people who recognize that generative AI is useless, ocean-boiling slop. We are a broad coalition and we are going to win.
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Feds need to stop wearing skinny jeans with their tactical gear on top. They look like the Fascist Strokes.
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Scientists: have you been the target of an online harassment campaign, doxxing, or weaponized FOIA requests? I'd like to talk to you about steps you had to take to protect your digital security for an upcoming Nature story. (You can be anonymous if necessary.)

RTs appreciated.
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Someone needs to take adverbs away from Pete Hegseth.
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Is your feed overloaded with content about what counts as a professional degree and how it will affect access to student loans?

Mine too.

But some folks weren't getting the facts right. So I wrote about it in hopes of countering some misinformation. Share the news and fact check your sources!
What to Know About the Definition of Professional Degree
Social media critics have focused on the fact that certain female-dominated careers, like nursing, are “no longer” recognized as professional. But the term didn’t mean much before Congress passed new ...
www.insidehighered.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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This is incredible. It provided explanations for the vibes that everyone feels about the economy.

Also, very bleak. A real indication of why America is a far worse place to live than a lot of other places.
This is an insightful but deeply upsetting article about why everyone in the US feels poor, and why the current political situation emerges as a direct result.

www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
Part 1: My Life Is a Lie
How a Broken Benchmark Quietly Broke America
www.yesigiveafig.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Oh no I've had just enough wine after a bad enough day that I turn into drunk @joshgondelman.bsky.social and start DMing people and using the word "cherish" too much.
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I had a straight-up bitch of a day, so I am celebrating with that traditional pre-Thanksgiving meal: delivery sushi and wine.
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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me: I hate fighting with people on the internet, it's not fun and I won't do it

also me: I will consume endless amounts of other people fighting on the internet, inject that shit directly into my veins
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
November 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The dishwasher could not help. Luckily I just bought him two new cups for day care.
I just found his milk cup, still in my bathroom beauty fridge. Obviously still half-full of curdled milk and mold. Think the dishwasher can help? Yuck. (The MRI showed nothing but a normal, healthy, 19-month-old brain, praise God.)
November 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I edited 57 pages today, which is quite the achievement (she said) on a day when I'm doing all the childcare.
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Devastating essay about living with a terminal cancer diagnosis at 35, made more devastating by the author's relation to the health and human services secretary who's spent the past year cutting cancer research.
A Battle with My Blood
When I was diagnosed with leukemia, my first thought was that this couldn’t be happening to me, to my family.
www.newyorker.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM