Every book in my library is actually a hidden lever that opens a secret door to another library filled with even more hidden lever books. None of my books are real and I've been trapped in here for weeks

the horrors persist but here are folks (including me) & animals from lately

All I have to do is make it to summer and then I can eat a ripe peach outside in the morning with my bare feet in the grass and it’ll fix everything

i’m 8 feet, 4 inches tall. one drawback is that unlike the rest of you, i can’t just travel to other cities or countries by going to the post office and mailing myself. i’m simply too big to mail. also, my height attracts so much attention that i can’t get away with littering, and i love littering