emily!
@emilydohrk.bsky.social
recovering weird horse girl, dashcon survivor, gluten free, and burned-out lab scientist.
Due to a printing error at the @americankennelclub.bsky.social, we got FIVE copies of his canine good citizen certificate. He really is the best boy 🥹
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Due to a printing error at the @americankennelclub.bsky.social, we got FIVE copies of his canine good citizen certificate. He really is the best boy 🥹
I used peppermints as a kid for hot chocolate but as an adult I use schnapps
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I used peppermints as a kid for hot chocolate but as an adult I use schnapps
I don't know how to play euchre. Or sheepshead. Or canasta. 😬 They did not quiz me on that when I moved here! I was quizzed on Weyauwega and Oconomowoc and Shawano!
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I don't know how to play euchre. Or sheepshead. Or canasta. 😬 They did not quiz me on that when I moved here! I was quizzed on Weyauwega and Oconomowoc and Shawano!
They are a delicious Christmas tradition in my family and my dad and I love getting completely slammed on One Grasshopper (why are they so strong???)
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
They are a delicious Christmas tradition in my family and my dad and I love getting completely slammed on One Grasshopper (why are they so strong???)
I grew up in the Chicago suburbs so there is a touch of anti Polish sentiment but fading in favor of anti-next-newest-major-immigration-group sentiment
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I grew up in the Chicago suburbs so there is a touch of anti Polish sentiment but fading in favor of anti-next-newest-major-immigration-group sentiment
Okay that Spock haircut was unfortunate
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Okay that Spock haircut was unfortunate
With our family resemblance??? I am OFFENSED
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
With our family resemblance??? I am OFFENSED
I need the people to know I got this blu-ray (it's just the Blu-ray, no dvd) for 2.99 on eBay. It also came with a copy of Bruno that has clearly been re-shrinkwrapped.
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I need the people to know I got this blu-ray (it's just the Blu-ray, no dvd) for 2.99 on eBay. It also came with a copy of Bruno that has clearly been re-shrinkwrapped.
That was billy mays, I think
November 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
That was billy mays, I think
I am able to stack coupons too for an absolutely spectacular deal
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I am able to stack coupons too for an absolutely spectacular deal
I'm pretty sure I already spoiled the joke for my holiday card but it's a wild night here doing some Photoshop booby enhancement while also doing an absolutely terrible Sean Connery impression for literally nobody's benefit
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I'm pretty sure I already spoiled the joke for my holiday card but it's a wild night here doing some Photoshop booby enhancement while also doing an absolutely terrible Sean Connery impression for literally nobody's benefit
No, mac and cheese is not a thanksgiving dish in my family
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
No, mac and cheese is not a thanksgiving dish in my family
There's some good deals right now (and depending on how I can stack some deals I have, I might have a deal to share 👀)
November 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
There's some good deals right now (and depending on how I can stack some deals I have, I might have a deal to share 👀)
I think it might be better if it's William H. Macy though
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I think it might be better if it's William H. Macy though
This came back on my feed but are you referring to William h Macy as the harbinger of Christmas/officiator of the parade?
November 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
This came back on my feed but are you referring to William h Macy as the harbinger of Christmas/officiator of the parade?
Cold burns or needle sticks 🫠
November 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Cold burns or needle sticks 🫠